5.14.2016

When My Ex-Gurl...Swagger...Returns!




Something says Write...it's 12:08 am...it's been a Fun and Wild Night here in Tha City of Beach and Sun.
Just came back from a Crazy Night at Tha Inferno...Awesome Game! Tonight Heat Nation Won.
Our Life is Something 2 Behold...It's a Life of Luxury Really...But y'all Know All I Wanna Do is Have Fun.
I have Learned So Much Recently...I feel At My Absolute Best...Definitely Far From Being Done.

We're About 2 Be Better Than Ever...There's nothing like Surviving Tests and Mental and Spiritual Challenges...Time and Time Again.
Trying 2 Figure Out Tha Magic Formula...That Special Potion That's Gonna Churn Out a Win.
Sometimes When You want Something So Bad...It Can Slip Away Like a Former Friend.
But Tha Key 2 Life is to Remain Strong...You don't Want 2 Break, But Bend With Tha Wind.

So We're just gonna go to Another Level and Reinvent Our Lifestyle and Who We Are...That's just what we do.
Whenever We Feel Motivated or Even Slighted, We just Do Some Tweeking Here and There...Take A Surgery Class at Luv & Fun U.
Talked 2 My Pops Who gave Me Some Grand Advice on Life, Luv, and How U Need 2 Just See Tha Unbelievable Beauty in Being You.
Recognize That You Are One of Tha Best...You are Truly The Ultimate Catch in Cupid's Fold...Know That You Have and Will Change This Galaxy From A Morgue to Life's Most Special Fun Zoo.

I've been Really Just Too Nice, Trying 2 Please Everyone Else, Make People's Day, but I need 2 Stop in Some Ways and Just Let Things Flow.
You Can Only Do So Much, Tha 360 Proof is In Tha Pudding, My Dream Life is Shifting Our Way, and It's Becoming One Moby Dick of a Show!
One Must Not be Upset Or Happy if Others Want You or Not...A Calm Balance is Needed...Don't be Down When They Don't...When They Do, Don't Rush 2 Pull Out Tha Kascade Sticks That Glow.
Starting 2 Feel This on This Morning...I'm Open About This Journey To Tha Top in Every Respect...My Dream was To Have a Real Life Masterpiece Written, As One Deals With Success, Pain and Ego.

Dating or What Not...Listen, I'm never gonna Do Anything That is Gonna Disrespect a Gurl From Knowing She's a Princess or a Queen.
Yeah...I'm Still This Romantic At Heart, Though I'm No Longer Hopeless...Understanding Tha Level Of Life I Live is Uniquely Built...Like a Brickell Highrise With Bricks Full of Smiley Faces and Hearts Planted In Between.
Never Desperate...Are You Kidding Me?...It TRULY Is Someone New Every...Single...Day...A New Flawless Face...A New Pilates Body...A New 'Who Is This?!' Who Comes On Tha Scene.
But I want and Am Gonna Get...Somebody Who is Soooo Confident In Herself and In What I bring 2 Tha Table...She'll Have a True Understanding That I'm Tha Rarest of People...Tha Purest of Hearts With A Life Out of a Fairy Tale Disney Dream.

Dreams Do Come True...We Are Tha Pot of Gold Who's Tha End Of Tha Rainbow...My Episodes of Being Disrespected, Rejected and Often Loved Has Molded Me Into A Guy on a Mission.
When 99% of Beauties Appreciate Your Bones of Fun, but You Keep Running Into That 1% Who Scared 2 Take a Chance...Tha Practice on Luv's Wrestling Mat Can Make U Shout 'No Más!' In Submission.
But if you just Hold On To Your Core Beliefs in How Sexy Life Can be, Then Theirs a Beauty That Develops From Living A Life Where It Seems So Difficult...They on Salary...While You're Scraping on Commission.
You Just Lace Up Your Timbos and Meditate That You Will Become Great...You Will Attract Only Tha Cream of Tha Crop Inside and Out...You Will Be A Star Wherever U Go...Whether In Hollywood or on a Dinky Boat Fishing.

You Cannot...Let me repeat...YOU CANNOT, Let Anybody or Anything Deter You From Your Greatness...Not Jobs, Not Unreturned Texts or Calls, NUTHING! Always Remember YOU Are Tha Best!
Everyday When You Wake Up, Just Know That You are a Craftsmanship of Success...Others May Look At You Strange, But So Did They With Batman, Superman or Wonder Woman...A Superhero is Always Gawked At While On His Quest.
Once You Get Done Making Up Cuss Words...Once You Get Done Sheeding a Tear or Two As if Bugs Bunny Just Died, Then You Become Better and More Determined...It May Take Some Time, but Usually It Does When You're Building a Work of Success.
You Want People In Your Life That Can 'Make Me Better' just like That Jam by Fabo and Ne-Yo...Somebody Who Is Willing 2 Lend You a No. 2 Pencil, If You Forgot 2 Bring One To Tha Final Exam Test.

I feel this thing...

Me and Pops was Talking about 'Moving Too Fast' When it Comes 2 Gurls...You Never Can Rush Love, and On That I Wholeheartedly Agree.
But I Also Know That I'm Such a 'In Tha Moment' Type of Guy...If I feel like Sending Roses, I send 'Em...If I want You 2 Wake Up 2 a Laugh, I'll wake up at 4am to Send a Silly Pic or Cartoon Just So Ur Day Can Start Smiling.
I Am Such a 'Luv Me or Hate Me' Personality...That's Why I Can Relate 2 Very Few...Seemingly only Tha Barry Bonds', Tha Kayne's, Tha Britney's and Of Course...Kobe.
Cuz What's 'Too Much' to One Person...Is Just What They've Been Praying For In Another...Someone Spontaneous, Someone About Laughs, Someone Who's Not About Games and Who Sees Tha Relief and Joys of Honesty.

Just gotta Say This...

I Define True Luv As This, And My Future Dame of Beauty Will Agree...You Want Someone Who Is Looking In Tha Same Direction As You...As I Like 2 Say, Someone Who Can Make Love 2 Ur Mind, Body, and Soul.
Somebody Who Understands That Life is To Be Lived, And How Precious Life Can Be...So You Really Don't Have Time To Be Wasting With Someone Who Has Doesn't Have Similar Goals.
Looking Good is Cool...Great Sex is Awesome Too...But At Tha End Of Tha Day, You Want Someone Real...When Tha Tumbleweeds Blow, When Ur Selfies On Instagram are Now Boring, Who's Gonna Come...Party...And Stay 2 Wash Tha Red Cups and Bowls?!
Listen...All Hot Guys or Sexy Gurls Have Been Hurt in Tha Past...If Not, They're Lying or They Will be In Tha Future...Or They May Not Be Hot or Sexy!!!...Huh. Tha Truth Needs 2 Be Told.

Tha Other Day I was Telling Some Story about A Gurl...Trust Me...TRUST ME! Tha Book and Tha Animated Movie Will be Coming 2 A Bookstore and Theater Near You.
Guy told Me How...Ahh, How Shall I Put This...I have a No Fear Attitude on Life and Love...Like No Matter What I've Gone Through I Still Believe, I Still Think Tinkerbell is Out There Wearing A Green Marc Jacobs Dress With Matching Louboutin Shoes!
But in Order 2 Be Great...And In Order 2 Be Successful You Must Understand That It's Likely That You May Fail (Hate That Word! But Whatever)...More Than You Succeed...That's Tha Secret Clue.
Rejection Letters in Tha Mail, Missed Shots...Don't You Detest Those..."Although Your Qualifications are Impressive, We Deci..."...I don't even let them Finish. I just Tear Tha Letter Up or Erase Tha Voicemail, Especially When U Do All You Can Do.

This is Real Talk Man!

Listen...Tha Means is Truly Defined By Tha Destination.

So When I was Literally On My Knees, In My 'Husky' Jeans as a Junior High Lad, Praying 2 God For 'Tha Most Beautiful Gurl In Tha World'...Ok, To Get That You Must Endure.
Life isn't Gonna Just Hand You, Your Dreams on a Silver Chicken Strip Platter, and If Anything Comes Too Easy Then You Might Want 2 Examine It 2 See if It's Pure.
So in Wanting "This Gurl" Per Se...I Cannot...I MUST NOT Be Floored When Inexplicable Episodes Unfold...It's 2 Be Expected To See if You Can Still Believe, Still Trust Ur Morals, and Also Prepare You To Handle That Person or Situation 2 Tha Core.
A Really Attractive Gurl Physically, Mentally, Spiritually and Positively isn't Just a Grain of Salt...You Have 2 Know Her Needs, Understand Not 2 Get Jealous When Guys Check Her Out and Want Her, Never Try 2 Be Possessive Of Her Like An Sex Object or Trophy Gurl, Always Honor Her With True and Honest Compliments and By Holding Tha Door.

Huff! Huff! Huff! ...Gulp!!! That was a Long Sentence!!! Ha ha!

But You Have to be prepared for Her...As She Has to be Prepared for you. There have been times Where I Thought, 'Yep! This Shorty is Tha One For Me! I'm gonna Place That Order 2 Publix for A Two Tier Funfetti Cake and Pick me Up 10 Pounds of Goya Rice and I'm gonna Get Tha Invites To Tha 24 Hour Drive-Thru Chapel Ready Cuz It's a Spicy Chicken Wrap! I have Met Tha One!! Straight Up!' Only to Find Out That She Wasn't Tha One. But Perhaps...Tha One...Who Prepares You For Tha One...Who Prepares You...For Tha One.

I'll be So Upset at Cupid like...We Had Everything in Common...Or How Can We Be Texting or Sexting Just Last Sunday Night, and Then Come Tuesday She Can't Even Respond To a 'Hope Ur Day Is Good' Thought. It Hurts. It BLOODY Hurts. But Then This Thought Creeps in...'You Wanted Tha Most Beautiful Right?' Not just Physically but Overall, So in Wanting That These Heartbreaks are Expected. One of My Favorite Rappers Common Once Said...

'I Wanted 2 Be a Heartthrob /  So it's Only Fitting I Got My Heart Robbed.'

Always Date 2 Your Standards and Understand As With Success in Business or Sports or Even Luv, You're Gonna Have 2 Endure Some Stuff Before U Get What You Want. It Seems Unfair...I gotta Stop Saying That, But...These Experiences Are Actually A Unseen Mist Of Blessings To Prepare You For Your Dream Shower! 

Somehow I gotta Copyright That.

If U want a Sexy and Smart Redhead Gurl...You may have 2 Go Through a Few Bad Redheads...You Like Rich Guys Who are Gentleman at Heart...Then Guess What, You may have 2 Snoop Dogg Weed Through Some Creeps Who Treat Women Soley as Objects and Not People. That's just Tha B-Side To Success and Love.

I'm a Lot 2 Handle but I'm Starting 2 Live Each Day With All My Heart and Soul and Just Have Fun. So How Do I know When I met A 'Galaxia Gurl?' It's As Simple As This...

When I Say, 'I Want Tha Most Beautiful Gurl In Tha Galaxy.'

A Non-Galaxia Gurl Would Respond...

'He Has Such High Standards, Just Accept Women As Is...He's Never Gonna Get That.'

But...

A True Austino Galaxia Gurl...Her Response Would Be...

"Huh. That's Funny. Cuz I Honestly Consider Myself Tha Most Beautiful Gurl Around Inside and Outside. So Perhaps, I'm Just What He's Looking For." 

And Trust Me...

That's Who'll I'll Get.

(Wink!)

From My Heart and Soul.
Cheerio My Friends!
Austino.





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