Mad Scientist.

It's 12:49 am on this Saturday...Tha Midnight Hour and I lay down in Tha Corner of my lab.

My White Labatory Jacket is All Dirty...From All Tha Effort of Solutions Past.

Oh, How I Wish I Was At Tha Rockwell tonight, Kicking it With Big Chris P. or Miss Elaine, That Would be So Rad.

But Here I Lay on this Cold Tiled Floor, Hand on my Head in Disbelief...Running out of Ink in my Pen...No More Space in my Pad.

A Mad Scientist...Yeah, Who wants 2 Date One? Somebody Who's Always Digging For Silver and Gold With Their Craft.

I'm that Guy With The 'Geeky' DSquared Lab Googles On...Tha One That Tha Lightning Flashes and Tha Thunder Cracks as I Go into an Heath Ledger Joker Laugh.

Tha One That Has Sacrificed His Life in Tha Name of 'Fun and Luv'...Having 'One' being Tha Only Number of My Dream Team Staff.

25 Hours Daily I Work...8 Days a Week I Play...For 13 Months Each Year...I Wanted Just 2 Enjoy Life and Become a Legend like That Silly Toys 'R' Us Giraffe.

When I decided 2 Take Up This Career, I Understood That it Was Gonna Be Hard...All Scientific Courses, Those Nights Studying Trying 2 Figure Out Theorems 2 Mathematical Success.

The only Math Problem I knew Was...Adding Me With Her, Subtracting Our Clothes, Dividing Her Legs and Then Multiply...When I Saw That Question I knew I Would Ace Tha Test.

But Professors and Professoras Past, Warned Me Of My Journey...Seeing Something in Me I didn't See in Myself, I Guess.

Working Overtime 2 Prepare Me For Tha Work That Layed Ahead...Understanding That in This Line of Work, There Would Be Very Few Moments Of Rest.

Preparing Me For All Tha Attention That I Might Get...Those Moments Where Everyone Wants 2 Be With You, Then Nobody Texts or Calls Like Ur Some Sort of 'One Hit Wonder'.

Those Lonely Nights When U Click on Tha Lights to Ur Lab at 1 or 2 O'Clock in Tha Morning...You Could Be Sleep, For u do have A Cot Specifically For these Moments, by Tha Sink, Down Under.

But There Is Something Inside of you that Just...Wants 2 Quit but You Can't...You're at Full Throttle it Seems like That Westbrook Fellow That Plays For Tha OKC Thunder.

Wanting 2 Become a Great...This Want 2 Make a Severe Impact on Pop Culture...This Feeling of Anything Less Would Be Uncivilized, Unacceptable, Be Considered a Huge Blunder.

Tonight as I'm on this Freezing Cold Floor I think about this Hope Solo Act and How No Gurl Has Joined Tha Madness...How Can They not See How Cool This Thing Can Be.

I have a List By Tha Door of All Tha Dimes, Models and Dolls That Have Stopped By My Lab...Some You May Have Seen...Tha Hotties That Stop Traffic at Tha Beach or on World Star Hip Hop TV.

It's Unbelievable Who Has Crossed Our Paths...Some from Brazil, Australia, Columbia, London, Paris, Tha List is So Long that Vogue and Playboy Should Do a Collab Cover Story on Me!

Beautiful People, Spirits and Personalities Have Peeked in 2 See What I've Been Doing...I Have a 'Her' Lab Jacket Hanging on Tha Side, Just in Case...Matter of Fact There's Two...One is Vintage Chanel...Tha Other is Pink, Blue, and Green like Classic Versace.

As I look At This Messy Lab tonight I can't Help but Wonder Why Nobody has Stayed? Some Peep in...Some Just want Attention from a Luv Doctor...Others Take Their Instagram Pic Then Leave.

It's been tough 2 Comprehend, Like Is It Tha Knocked over Flasks and Stools That Turn Them Off? Intimadated by Someone With Tha Swagger of Zach Morris and Tha Geekiness of Urkel Steve.

Could it be That They See Tha Solutions of Purple, and Gold Splashed All Over Tha Floor...That Was My Personal One I Nicknamed "Luv Me or Hate Me" cuz I used Tha Elements K2O4BE.

Was it My Obsession 2 Just Always Have Fun, And Giggle and Laugh...Tha Way I used Valley Gurl Hearts and Smiley Faces in All My Notes...Less G.I. Joe...More Like a Kid Who played With Barbie.

As Tha Minute Hand Turns to 1:34 am This Morning I've Just Wondered...All Tha Time Spent Looking For This Perfect Mix.

Tha Lessons Of Being Positive Despite of...Or Never Stopping Until...Then Thinking About Them Down South Folk Who used 2 Say, 'If It Ain't Broke, Then Why Try and Fix'.

My Heart Has Been as Pure as Cocaine Flown over Tha Seas...It Has Been Sliced, And Diced for its Authenticity...2 See If I'm Hard Core like Tupac or More Mellow like That Drizzy Guy From Tha Six.

Everybody Says, 'Just Be You', Which I've been Doing...It's just I see All This Effort that has been put in With No Results...I mean, Even Pablo wanted His Paintings Noticed...and His Yeezy Fashion Show 2 Be Tha Hottest of Tix.

So I Close My Eyes in Deep Meditation like Oprah and Deepak, Wanting 2 Will This 'Perfect Solution' into Real Life...Straight From My Super Saturday Soul to My Lab Table under Tha Picture of Kimberly Reese.

Hoping That This Energy of Success and Fun Can Rub off on Somebody, and That They Can See Yes I have Tha Motivated Rage of Tony Tha Tiger, but inside I'm just as Innocent as a Pack of Geese.

My Hands are All Dirty, looking like a Crayola Box That has Gone Wrong...All Tha Mixing and Remixing...All in Tha Name of Finding That Perfect Golden Fleece.

This Week and My Life has Gotten So Crazy...Part Mega Celebrity, Part Unwanted Intern...Just a Goofy Lad Who Wants Every Moment 2 Be Special...2 Be Special...And Once Experienced, To Never Be a Released.

Will I Ever Find Tha Perfect Formula? Will Someone Join Tha Mix? My Lab Door is Always Open, 2 See Tha Fun I'm Up To...Tha Music is Bumpin', U May See Me Dancing...Cuz in My Heart I know This Place is Home 2 Tha Best.

Tha other Day I met Someone Who has Tha Look and Characteristics of a Great Lab Partner...I really Hope That She Could See Tha Beauty Behind Tha Madness...And Not Get Intimidated by All This Nerdy Mess.

What U See is What U Get From Me...And at this 2 am Hour I Look Around My Lab, Considering Who I've Become As a Person and I've Bypassed Checkers and Now trying 2 Master this Looney Game of Chess.

Believe U Me...All My Dreams Will Come True, and I Will Make a Huge Impact that This World and Galaxy Has Never Seen Before...

Yes, I'm A Mad Doctor, but I Smile as I Lay Down on This Floor...Cuz I Now Realize That I've been Tha Ultimate Lab Rat...In Tha Greatest Project of Them All...

Simply Called...

Success.

Galaxia.