Magic Juan!

Tha Sounds Of Honking Taxi's and Excited Party Goers, electrify Tha Streets As We Get Closer ToDawn.

Tha Clubs Full of Kings and Queens Are Beginning To Empty Out, Yet In This One Room Shack Stands One of Tha Most Famous of Pawns.

He Lies Awake In His Bed, In Tha Most Famous of Threads...Gucci Tee Shirt...Seven Jeans...Dress Socks That Cost More Tha 3 Whole Barns.

There is Silence, Except For Tha Helicopting Sound of a Deck of Cards...Like An Accordion They Whisk From His Right To His Left Hand...Followed By A Boresome Yawn.

There Was No Party Tonight, Although Like a Joker and An Ace...He Could Have His Pick of a Perfect Pair.

He Looks At Tha Posters on His Wall of Copperfield, Harry Blackstone and Earvin Johnson...And He Shakes His Head With Every Kid-like Stare.

Now He's Tha Future of This Craft...Tha One Of Illusion, Excitement...Tha One Where 'Oohhs and Ahhs' Happen With Every Anticipating Dare.

He's Tha Hottest Magician, Along With Being Quite Sexy...GQ Magazine Gave Him A Memorable Cover Shoot With a Playboy Bunny Reading..."Magic's New Top Hat And His Beautiful Hare!"

His Apartment is Modest Compared To Other Stars...He Has No Pool like Drake...Although He Does One Day See A Future...With 'Big Rings', Amazing 'Views' , Where Seemingly His 'Birthday Turns Into A Lifestyle.'

He Loves To Enjoy Life, He Lives Each Day As His Last...Penn & Teller Visited Him Several Months Ago...Got a Taste of His Swag and Left Saying, 'Dude, You Are Wild!'

Tha Bottles On 'Pop', Woman Who Are Lamborghini Fast, and White Snow on Tha Coffee Table From Doopy and Sleepy, Who Get Grumpy If U Shall Touch Their Coke Pile.

He Lives Tha Life of Tha Rodmans, Tha Charlie Sheen of '94, Tha John Belushi's of Such...Him and Dan Bilzerian Co-Hosted a Christmas Party Once...And Tha Line Full of Models, Porn Stars, and Actresses Literally Went at Least 4 Miles!

But This is Tha Life When You Have Tha Skill of Pulling an Unseen Quarter from Tha Back of A Kid's Ear.

You Live Life in Terms of Tricks and Stunts...Taking Wagers on If You Can Walk On Water...It's Amazing What You'll Bet Your Friend 'Hey-Zeus'...All For a Simple Corona Beer.

His Mantra is...'Life is One Big Magic Trick...Enjoy Tha Moment Because Soon It Might Just Disappear!'

Tha Inspiration of This Life Comes From Many Places...Charlie Chaplin, Andy Warhol, And Even Harry Potter...From These He Draws Near.

Lately As He Sits In His Showroom, He Looks Around and Sees Tha Autograph Elvis Guitar...Tha Exclusive Nike Kicks and Tha Digits From Chicks on Scratch Paper, That He Doesn't Even Recall.

There This Feeling Like Something is Missing, Something More Worthwhile...He Feels Kinda Short When Everyone Who Looks Up 2 Him Sees Him So Tall.

He Always Wanted 2 Become This Legend of Sorts...Tha Kind That Would Have His Own Toy Which You Would See at Hamleys in London or Even Ur Local Spot At Tha Mall.

One That Would Include: Handcuffs, An Invisible Ink Marker and A Magic Wand...Something So Spectacular In A Package So Small.

He Wanted 2 Influence Kids, Because He Too Was Once That Little Lad...Gravating To Tha TV 2 See Tha Latest From David Blaine.

Hoping One Day He Could Be Someone Others Would Look Up To...Becoming and Setting A Standard, That is So Hard 2 Maintain.

Yet, At What Cost Has All of This Occurred, Has Those Sacrifices Been Worth It? Almost Drowning Inside A Locked Tub Filled With Water, All just For Some Applause and For A Grandma To Give You a Hug and a Candy Cane?

Being Great Isn't Easy...And Being Easy Means You Ain't Great...But He Needs a Change in His Life or Else Plain and Simply He Won't Be Able 2 Sustain.

So He Now Moves To His Magic Cot, Tha One This Dragon Named Puff Gave To Him, He Sits and Closes His Eyes.

This Is Where He Meditates On His Greatness, Nights and Mornings...Right After He Picks Up Tha Black and Whites...And Eats His Eggs Benedict Suprise.

His Mind is Clear, In Tha Purest of Zen...Concentration is Key for Any Magician...You Have To Be 'Centered' Within Oneself if On Stage You Want Tha Audience To See That You Can Fly.

Five Minutes Now Turn into 30 Minutes on Tha Moon Pass...This Is Unbelievably Taking A Toll...A Time Reserved For Novices, Those Rookies In Whom This is Their First Try.

'Snap!' His Eyes Then Open, as If He's Been Awaken From an Hypnosis...For He Now Sees What He Wants, That He's Never Had Although He's Been Tha Face of Consistent.

He Hops Up in Excitement, like Hitting '777' on Tha Slots in Vegas, For Now He's About To Get Tha Missing Piece That is Going 2 Take His Show From 'Awesome and Thrilling' to 'You Just Can't Miss It!'

His Slippers He Now Finds and He Hops, Skips and A Jumps To Find His Agent's Number...It's 2am in Hollywood Now, But When Mental Gold Strikes There is No Need in Being Patient.

Tha Greatest Show In Tha Galaxy is About 2 Get Even Better, For He Now Wants 2 Hold Tha Ultimate Tryout...

For He Now Knows Tha Power of Magic Lies Not In Himself...But...

Every Great Magician Must Have An Incredible...Assistant!

To Be Continued...

Galaxia.