Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...Yet The Stems Of Luv are More Than Just Green.
It's Rare That You See A Beautiful Dove, Usually Tha Kind That Is Reserved For The Hollywood Screen.
I've Seen Tha Video Vixens, Tha Models Who Turn Heads...Those Who Are Tha Talk of Every Cocktail Party Scene.
My Standard of Beauty Has Been Molded in Many Ways...I Mean My Mom and Grandma Can Be Considered Tha Hottest On Any Team.
This Morning Though I'm Thinking Of You, Tha Smile, Tha Swag Although Our Paths Crossed Seemingly For Just A Second Pass.
When I First Saw You, there Was Just This 'Thing' about Ya...An Almost Disbelief That Somebody Could Have A Mix of Beauty, Brains and Class.
It Was Like I was Watching Tha Best in Silent Films Communicate...With Your Smile and Flicker of Your Hair...There Was Perfection Without Words, Like Miles or Boney Playing Jazz.
'Who Is This Gurl?' In Which Tha World is Spinning Around Her...Yet She's So Calm and Unfazed...Like A Professor of Patience, From An Ivy League School in Boston, Mass..
As You Stood I just Glanced, and I must Admit...I Thought This Gurl Looks Kinda Snobby...Tha Kind Who Only Dates Top Athletes, Reality Stars or Even GOP's or Donkeys from Politics.
I never Believe That A Gurl is "Out of My League", Simply Because Many Gurls Who've Even Been in Relationships With Their Boyfriend, Secretly Consider Me Their Number One Pick.
But This Aura of 'I've Seen Tha Best' Orbited You like Tha Jetsons Cartoon...Quickly I Could See Tha Future...With Laughs, and Giggles Tha Ultimate Definition of A 'Luv So Sick.'
Sometimes When Ur Not Looking Cupid Strikes His Arrow, You Remain Calm, but Inside You Know That A Possible Friendship Would Be Like Getting Christmas Gifts Everyday...From Saint Nick.
In These Following Weeks, Gurls Have Come, Women Have Passed...But I Thought From Afar If I've Met Tha Standard of Compare.
Tha Person Who I Don't Mind if Her Breath Stinks Along With Tha Morning Dew...Or Somebody Who's Down For a Foot Race Down Lincoln Road...With People Looking On, But We Don't Care.
Or Maybe A Gurl Who Smiles When I Put on Janet Jackson...For She Also Knows 'That's How Love Goes', And Is Willing 2 Get Down, Be It 'Anytime, Anyplace' or Even Anywhere.
Or Someone Who Sees Tha Goofy Jokes of Disney, Enjoys My Cartoons of Wit and Laughter...For Deep Down Inside She Also Knew That 'Wonder Woman' with Batman Would Make a Perfect Pair.
Romance is Something Special 2 Me, it's More Than just A Kiss or Buying Chocolates on Valentine's Day.
I Look At it As A Lifestyle, I Really and Truly Do...And For Those Who Don't Agree, I just Simply Pass By Their Way.
Some People View Love as an 'Idea' or Nuthing More Than A 'Status' on Facebook...Trying 2 Portray Happiness as a Home Run Heading Out 2 Tha San Francisco Bay.
2 Be Honest, Many Just Go Through Tha Motions, Not Appreciating What is Within Arms Reach...Consider Dating and Marriage Just a Ritual Like a Leprechaun Dancing With A Shamrock Shake on Saint Patty's Day.
That Shouldn't Be...And Some Would Ask, 'What Would You Do For Tha One You Love?'...Tha Greater Question is, 'What Wouldn't I Do!!!' On That Let Me Dig Deep.
I Do Things From My Heart, because Being Authentic is Special To Me...There Have Been Too Many Days Where I've Used a Joker's Laugh 2 Hide From a Heartbreak Weep.
My Journey Has Been One That Has Left Me Speechless Many a Nights...Telling Tha Calendar Gods Up Above, 'This Day You Can Keep.'
While Tha Herds Of Life Shuttled On To Seemingly Green Pastures, I Was That 'Weird One' Sorta Left Behind, Grazing On My Own...With So Much Attention on Me, Not Knowing I Was A Black Sheep.
I Would Eat This Organic Grass, Although I Never Have Smoked it...My High Comes From Dreaming That One Day I Would Fly.
If "Tha Cow Jumped Over Tha Moon", Who's To Say That Dreams Can't Come True? Yeah, it May Have never Been Done Before...But if There's A First, Then it Must Be Eye.
Every Once In a While I Would Look Up With Tha Grass And Sticks Dangling From My Mouth, I Would See Other Sheep Pairing Off As if They Were Entering Noah's Ark, I Would Look Back Down and Give An All Too Familiar, 'Sigh'.
Why Am I So Different? I'm just Wanna Have Fun Like Them. As Soon As I Say That, I Hear a...'Can I Take Your Picture?'...Sure, I Guess. Then Once Again Off, The Car Drives By.
So In My Heart I Look Around All This Farmland Wondering, if I'm So Good, So Nice and Picture Worthy, Why Are My Dreams My Best Friend?
Tha Others Have Someone 2 Talk With About Tha Quality of Life or Did U See What Betty The Cow Did At Tha Party Last Night?! Every Mule In Tha Place Yanked Her So, An Ambulance They Had 2 Send!
All Tha While I Would Just Continue 2 Graze and Work, Thinking Of Tha Game of Life...This Game of Luv...One Day I Must Win.
Sometimes I Would Hate My Wool, Even Though Old MacDonald Told Me 'Being Different is Actually Sexy', But Who Wants 2 Hear That Stuff, Save That Stuff For Those Sloppy Pigs Down By Tha Pen.
I Began To Gather My Thoughts and Took a Seat on This Stack of Hay, Went Into 'Zen Mode' Thinking About Some Wisdom From a Book Written By My Hero, Tha Golden Goose.
My Eyes Were Simply Closed, Mr. Ed Would Strut By and Throw Peanuts At Me...He's Tha Kentucky Derby Winner 5 Years Running, So He Can Do Whatever He Wants...I Mean, He IS Tha Money Train and Tha Caboose!
Even Though I Could Hear Tweety Bird and Slyvester Running Around Up and Down The Trees, My Concentration Was Focused on Simply Letting Go and Letting Loose.
Tha Last Time I Felt This Good Was When Old MacDonald Suprised Tha Farm By Bringing Our Favorite TV Stars...I Almost Cried When I Touched Tha Hand of Lil Rocky and Mr. BullWinkle The Moose!
My Thoughts Were That I'm Gonna Strive 2 Be Tha Best, For I See A Galaxy Beyond This Animal Farm That is in Need...Somehow I Thought I'd Make Our Caretaker George Orwell Ever So Proud.
But I Thought About Just How Cool It Would Be To Have a Mate on This Journey...Not A Necessity, Just Plain and Simply Be 'Cool!'...She Could Be a Polar Bear or A Sexy Exotic Bird From Tha Amazon, Yearning 2 Leave Tha Jungle Wild.
In My Spirit, I Began To Make a Promise 2 Myself, That I Would Make Asure She Would Be Treated Like No Other Animal Before...If She Ordered Taco Bell From That Chihuahua Looking Chef in Tha Kitchen, I Would Be There 2 Pour on Tha Sauce So Mild!
Never Worshipping Her, But Always Appreciating Everything About Her...From How She Shakes and Jiggles...To Her Strict Diet of Herbs and Veggies...She Wants 2 Keep Her Figure, She Has Such a My Little Pony Style.
My Bags Were Packed, I Was Ready 2 Leave on My Dream Flight and Right Outside Tha Farm I See Something That Brought Disbelief 2 My Eyes.
'Could This Be Happening...Could This Be True?' I Tell Everyone Who Would Listen That It Was As If Tha Skies Opened Up and Tha Great Farmer in Tha Sky Gave a Wink and Said...'Suprise!!!'
Perhaps, I Found Another Black Sheep, Who is As Beautiful As Ever...I must 'Be Patient' and Play it Cool, Gals Like That Get Hit On All Tha Time By Guys.
She's Just Different Though...I Feel This Calmness in Tha Air...I Thought My Queen Would Come Tan and in a Bikini...Not in A Black Wool Jacket, A Grey Cotton Tee Shirt, And Some Farmers Jeans...Who Would've Thought This Look Would Make Me Say 'Oh My!'
Maybe Old MacDonald was Right...'Good Things Do Come To Those Who Wait!'...Yet and Still, I've Been Down This Road Many A Times Before.
These Dolls Always Flap Their Wings, 'Getting Their Eagle On' Around Me...Turning This Farm into A Nelly Hip Hop Video, With Everyday Becoming More and More.
But it's just Something About Her That I Can't Pin Down...There's just Something Special About Her...My Luv Is Reserved Only For Tha Best, But I Might Be Willing 2 Give Her Tha Keys 2 My Exclusive Store.
BUT...I Have 2 Get 2 Know Her, What Makes Her Smile...Why Are Her Dream Dates Pigskin Playing Dolphins From Miami?!!...Or Why She Wants 2 Hang Out With a Woman Who Played in a Presidential Foursome With Al Gore?
Yeah, I Sit Here Back on That Same Stack of Hay, This Time With Memories of That Moment, Along With My IPhone and Her Digits in My Hand.
I Look Around at Bugs Bunny Over There, And How Daffy is Making All Tha Lady Ducks Laugh Over There...And I Just Wonder What More Can I Do and Literally How Much Can I Stand?
Cupid Texted Me Last Week, I Get Pat on Tha Backs From Old MacDonald...I'm Not Gonna Sweat Any Gurl...Ever...But Such Silence Is Tha Ultimate Motivator or Turn-Off Of Any Sheep of This Great Plains Land.
Once Again, All I Have is But To Close My Eyes, And Just Dream Of What Could Have Been...The Laughs, Tha Friendly Debates, Tha 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' Games On if We Choose Thin Crust or Deep Dish Pan.
I Saw It Ever So Clearly, just in An Instant...Tha 'Sock Hops' Dances on Saturday in Tha Back Barn, Tha 'Sock It 2 Me' Cake...Visions of Both Our Socks Laying on Tha Grass as We Cuddle and Neck Over By Tha Wheelbarrow.
Yeah...Love Or 'Like' or 'Friendship' Can Be A Crazy Thing...This Was Our Most Unique Episode 2 Date...It's Borderline Sad...Almost Like A Tragedy Written Not By Shakespeare But More Like Will Ferrell.
Being This Type of Sheep, I know How Precious Life Can Be...I'm Tha Ultimate When It Comes 2 Confidence and Self-Belief...I Will Remain Strong, Although That Once Wide Window of Hope Now Appears Deathly Narrow.
I Now Put My Phone Down, And Put My Shades On As I Gaze Into Tha Now Moonlit Sky...Yeah it Still Would Be Nice 2 Know That Beautiful Black Sheep...But This Has All Taught Me One Thing...
Happiness Lies Not In Tha Luv That Lies With Another Animal or Person...
But True Happiness Begins and Ends...
With Tha Beautiful Being You See...
Everyday...
As You Look...
In Tha Mirror.
With All, and I Do Mean All My Heart...I Dedicate This 2 You.
Luv and Fun Always.
Austin.
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