Glue For Tha Brokenhearted, Lack Of Tears it Apart.
I've Been On Both Ends of This Candle That Burns Fiery Darts.
Melting Like M&M's on A Summer Board of Walk.
Luv is An Action Word, What U Say is How U Do.
Like Petting An Animal So Tenderly At Tha Fiercest of Zoos.
If U Lie, Oh Boy! Out Tha Nest Tha Cuckoo Did Flew!
Now Tha Pain Becomes A Revenge, Beyond Tha Courts and Tha Sue.
My View Of Luv Could Be A Dream, Visions of Red Rose Flowers.
Pedals Laying on Tha Bed, As We Toss and Turn For Hours.
Or An Handwritten Note With A Smiley Face and a '143', Oh What Power.
That Intimacy of 'Two Becoming One'...A Spice Gurls Luv Shower.
I've Felt Like I've Been In An Apprenticeship, Everyday at Cupid's Door.
It Started On Lake Michigan, Now It's Washed Upon Tha Atlantic Ocean Shore.
We Would Wake Up in Anticipation of His Wisdom That Can Stir My Core.
He Would Share Intimate Details, it's So Rare That a Superstar Would Honestly So Pour.
Old Episodes of 'The Love Connection' Would Be On TV, Both of Us Would Just Laugh.
How Could A Husband Not Know That His Wife's Dream Animal is A 24 Karat Giraffe!
I Would Look At Cupid In Such Awe, Just All Tha Dimes and Supermodels He Had.
He Always Told Me 2 Treat ALL Women With Respect...Whether As A Nun or In Drag.
Tha Nuggets He Spilled To Me, Were More Precious Than Gold.
When I Got Tha Call Saying He Chose Me For This, I Shared Tha News With Every Soul!
I Get 2 Work With Tha Master, This is A First and Only Time it's Happened...I Later Was Told.
My Luggage Was Filled With Candy Hearts, Edible Thongs, and Love Ranch Worthy Blindfolds.
When I Arrived At Cupid's Place, He Took A Look at My Stuff and Said, 'This Is What U Call Luv?!'
It's Was Right There That I Understood I Was Talking 2 Tha Big Dawg, And I was Still a Pug.
Upstairs I Went Into My Bedroom It Was So Bear Except For a Small Red Rug.
I Was Expecting At Least Some Posters of Cindy, Naomi, Linda or Some Video Vixen With A Thug.
Nuthing! To My Disappointment, Just a Dresser That Was Short and Stout.
This Was A Teapot Worth Sipping From, Like A Party With Tyson after A Winning Bout.
Back Downstairs I Go, Feeling Like A Snack Was Needed, Something Sweet in Which I Could 'Chomp.'
Cupid Gave Me This Scary Look, Then Slid Me Some Twizzlers, Which Filled My Tummy a Great Amount.
We Sat Down and He Talked About This 'Luv Thing' Saying is More Than Just a Gimmick or Hype.
Telling Me That He's Only Doing This For Me, For I Have Tha Heart That Understands Tha Fight.
Billions of Applications Have Poured In, But My Closing Paragraph Is What Gathered His Sight.
He Luved That I Was Open To Whomever...Seeing Beauty in All Races, Creeds and Colors...From Black 2 White.
He Laid Out Tha Plan of Preparation, Saying At Tha End Of This I Would Be Every Gal's Dream.
How He's Gonna Work Me Harder Tha Ever, and Rip Me Apart By Every Seam.
Cupid Said He Wants Me To Be Tha Highest Representation of His Work...Truly Tha Ice Cream De La Ice Cream.
Retirement Has Been Knocking On His Door for Some Time, And He Wants 2 Finally Relax, and Gather Some Rays From Tha Sun Tan Beam.
He Says There's Going 2 Be Some Tests, With Tha First Being Written, This I did Not Expect.
Homedude Gives Me a Long List of Questions, I was Getting Nervous and Began To Fret.
This Test Was Especially Designed For Me, To See What Areas Needed Tha Most Help...It was Hard, I'll Never Forget.
Tha First Question Was..."Luv is A Huge Gamble. If U Had Unlimited Funds, How Much Are U Willing 2 Bet?'
Tha Next Question Was Open Ended, "How Do U Respond 2, 'Do I Look Fat In These Jeans?"
My Answer Was, 'Honey, U Look Masterful and Phat With a "Ph"! I May Wanna Give U Some "D" Cuz That Sexy Walk Is So Mean!'
Cupid Enjoyed Tha Reply, but Warned Me That Sex is A Part of, Not Tha Whole Pack of Jellly Beans.
After Answering Some Other Wild Scenarios, He Decided To Bring In This Dream Team.
Next Thing, I know It 3 Amazingly Attractive Women Walk in, Like Literally My Jaws Dropped 2 Tha Floor.
I've Had Tha Most Beautiful in Tha Grasp of My Hands, but I've Never Seen Anything Like This Before!
One Had on a Pink Swimsuit, Tha Other Was Dreseed Like Madonna 1994, And Tha Other Cutie Was in A Nurses Get Up, I Was in Fantasy Lore.
Cupid Said I had 2 Choose Which One Was Tha Lawyer, Tha Teacher, and Tha Doctor...No Words Were Spoken, Like Charades at Tha Highest Score.
I Chose Correctly All Three!!! Cupid Was impressed...I Told Him I See Beauty From Within.
He Slightly Gave a Sly Smile, as if To Say He'll Have 2 Hire Better Actresses if He Were 2 Do This Again.
I Then Heard a 'Snap!' Of His Fingers and This Gurl Walked In, Who Looked Like Tha Exact Definition of Lust and Sin.
Cupid Said That This Was A Close Associate of His...I Tell U What, Being a Master of Luv Attracts U Tha Hottest of Friends.
He Told Her 2 Leave, Sat Next to Me And Then Asked, "What Did U First Notice About Her When She Came?"
I Had No Idea How To Answer That Question, I mean Just Her Presence Made Me Hot As A Flame.
I've Never Seen Cuteness, Sense of Style and Pure Physical Perfection all Put Together on This Size 16 Frame.
Tha Only Thing I Could Say Was, 'Her Nails were Done and She Introduced Herself First, Which Showed She Had Manners of A Dame.'
Cupid Smiled and Wrote Something in His IPAD Air then Said Lets Go For A Walk, To Tha Room of His Bed.
As We Went Upstairs, I Thought How Hard This Is...And it's Just Tha First Day!! I Thought He Would be Tossing Gurls At Me With High Heel Bottoms Tha Color of Ruby Red!
This Feels Like I'm Trying 2 Apply For NASA, This is Crazy...I Rather Be Home Watching Alvin and Tha Chipmunks Cartoons Instead.
We Reach His Room, Tha Door Opens and True Opulence Is His Domain...I Mean Roses Are Literally Pedals on His Bed Spread.
I've Always Wondered Why He Was Never on MTV Cribs, because I Heard About How Big C is Known To Get Down.
There was a Rumor on Tha Internet That, He Once Had Sex With a Playmate While in Tha Air...I Asked Him and He Told Me, 'Yes, It Was a Very Memorable Pound!'
But That He Doesn't Do Those Wild Stunts Anymore...I Asked Him "Why?" And He Told Me, 'His Body Can't Take Tha Free Fall Landing...Plus He Cemented Tha Pool so Now It's Solid Ground.'
This Man is A Legend, My Idol, and Here I Am Under His Command, I'm Soaking Up Every Moment Without Making A Sound.
He Tells Me That Tha Bedroom is Tha Third Most Important Room in Terms Of Marriage...Behind Tha Bathroom and Kitchen, Somehow I Did See Tha Point.
When Ur A Bachelor Like Me, He Told Me 2 "Take Things Slow"...Be Calm and Mellow as if U Were Smoking a Joint.
Off Tha Record, He Shows Me Some 'Moves' that Would Get A Woman's Juices Flowing...They Were Good, How Did He Come Up With This Stuff...I Was Now Cupid's Anoint.
I'm Getting Tha Golden Keys 2 Luv, Tha "DJ Khaled" of Amor...This Is Tha Highest Court in Luv's Land, I feel So Honored 2 Be Cupid's Personal Appoint.
Both of Walk Back Downstairs, As We Giggle About Tha Last Episode from The Bachelorette, Something Inside Told Me 2 Come Clean.
I Just Told Him How Crazy Our Luv Life Has Been...How I've Got Tha Best Coupons But Very Few Want 2 Redeem.
Cupid Gave Me That Look, As A Father Does With His Son...He Puts His Arm Around My Back and We Go Into His Basement, Which is A Man Cave's Dream.
Flat Screen TV's, A Pool Table, A Cigar Bar...A Wine Cellar...This Guy Truly Has a Lifestyle of A King.
Big C 'Claps' and Tha Gurls From Earlier Come Near, Tha Lawyer Brings Over Two Glasses With Some Spanish Wine...If I Ever Get in Trouble, I Must Have Her Work My Case!
We All Sit Down and Just Talk About Dating and Relationships...Tha Gurls, Even Though They Are Cool and Attractive, Say They Go Through Tha Same Things...With Guys only Wanting Their Body and Face.
I Reveal Intimate Details About 'Gals Gone Wrong', Sharing about How My Life is Just Like A Movie...Tha Teacher Says,'Awww...Poor Baby!' Then Reaches Into Her Purse and Pulls Out a Blue Ribbon that Says...First Place.
This Night Was Filled With Laughs and Memorable Stories...Tha Doctor With Tha Ex-Chippendale Was Hilarious! It Gave Me A Sense of What True Luv Could Feel Like...A Simple Taste.
Tha Gurls Left, We All Exchanged Numbers, Instagrams and Snapchat Usernames...We All Made A Pact That We Would Hang Out Again...Very, Very Soon.
After Tha Door Shut, I Looked At Cupid and Just Smiled...My Heart Was Jumping For Joy...I Felt Like I Was Able 2 Fly Over Tha Moon!
Cupid Tested Me, Molded Me...It Was As If Was Trying 2 Give Me A 'New Outlook' on Luv...How Luv is About Being Urself, and How A Squirrel Can Never Fall In Luv With a Raccoon!
He Told Me Not 2 Look At Tha Results, For Tha Results Would Come...He Already Predicted To His a Lady Friend Eariler That One Day I'll Be Tha Highest Note Sung on Tha Pop Culture and Celebrity Tune.
This Apprenticeship Is Not Over, I'm Just Writing Capturing Tha First Day...Already I've Been Left Dizzy and Spent Like a Dancer's Twirl.
Everybody Wants 2 Be Luved, But No One Understands Tha Hard Work Behind It...Tha Rejections, Tha Tests Of Character, Tha Motivation When Sometimes All U Want 2 Do is Lay In Bed And Curl.
But Cupid Chose Me, For This Once in A Lifetime Opportunity, And I'm Sharing It With You as A Seashell Does A Pearl.
I've Taken My Lumps, but With Big Cupid's Help, I'm Back on Course...
Cuz When it Comes 2 This 'Fun' and Definitely 'Luv' Thing...
U Might Just Be Witnessing...
Tha Best...
In Tha World!
Galaxia.
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