Man, it's 6 in Tha Morning on My "Off Day" and I'm trying 2 go Back 2 sleep.
My eyes are still a tad Blurry, things on our mind...Dreams so Deep.
Using Zen and Meditation to bring Opprotunities our Way...Oh how they creep.
Sooooo close to this Lifestyle that I want...I'm seeing Glimpses More and More...as Our Door 2 Fun Creeks.
Since I'm up I might as well just let our life out This Morning, in ways that a Diary should.
Discussing Real Life Drama that's unfolding...A Mix between Tha Playboy Channel and The Little Engine That Could!
This is getting Eerie...It's like totally got pitch black in my place...Feel like Little Red Riding Hood Stuck in Tha Woods.
Perhaps I gotta go One Step Further...One 'Not Caring Who's Around' effort...Be a Real Life Dracula Going For His Blood.
I was Born...So They Tell Me On October 30th, The Day before Halloween...Ever Since I feel like our Life has Been a Sleepy Hollow.
I Used 2 Luv Candy Corn, those Orange and Yellow Things, eating them until I would almost get Sick, after Bout 25 of those Thangs U would Think One Wouldn't Be able 2 Swallow.
Dude I really feel like talking bout My Luv Life like what Went down at Tha Target up in Broward County Last night....plus a Weird Encounter with a Gurl on Tha Freakin' Road but I'll Chew Tha Marshmallow.
Women...Really...Really...REALLY Gorgeous Women Surround My Every Move...I used that term not Loosely Either...No Boobs or Booty talk...Just Simple Thoughts from this London style Fellow.
Huh.
Remember as a Kid how during Halloween and Tha Fall you would get that Flashlight Out and Make up Stories usually To Scare.
You would gather Around Sitting Indian Style, as Your Audience Would Hang on your Every Who? What? When? Where?
Thunder and Lightning Would Crackle if it was Stormy Outside. A Perfect 'Boom' would Bring Screams, with Everybody Grabbing The Nearest Friend Holding For Life Dear.
Legends were Created...Make Believe Characters became Family Traditions...For a Few Moments you were taking away From School....Those Stories just brought A Curious Stare.
Can't believe I'm writing This Early, but Whatever...Heard Tha Other day A out How We Can Create our Own Destiny...Huh. Intriguing Thought.
I'm always discuss Being this Ultimate Kid Who Never Grows Up...A Modern Day Peter Pan who Happens 2 Sneak a Peek Under Gurls Skirts and Prays He doesn't Get Caught!
So much can go on In all of Our Daily Lives that We Can Forget What Being A Kid Can be Like...Neglecting Daily Giggles and all Tha Beneficial Spoils a Laff or two can Wrought.
No need 2 Focus on Tha Money...Cuz Tha Money will Come...If U just Choose to Have a Fun, Happiness Blossom...And we All Know True Happiness Cannot Be Bought.
I'm not Professing 2 Be This New Age Spiritual Leader...Honestly I'm Dealing With My Own Trip to Mental Tibet.
Closing my eyes like I'm about to take one for Tha team...With Tha Only thing Missing being a Blindfold and a Cigarette.
Contemplating To Why Tha Timing Seems to be A Step Behind...Like I'm playing Copycat awhile Tha 'Real' Me is Somewhere Rockin' A James Bond Suit at a Crap Table Making a Monte Carlo Bet.
Heck...I'm up Here writing In this Diary...When probably Tha 'Real' Me is Lying around With a Panamanian Beauty Telling Him, "Daddy, One More Time Can You Make it Wet!!"
With Life...and Jobs...and Money, Sex, Respect (That would Be a Great Title For a Hip Hop Song Featuring Drake!)...But with All these Things Tha Power Lays in Tha Wait.
Tha Wait is when you know everything that you want is right before your very eyes...So you know it's possible, but Somehow it's still not your time...And ur left with a Sigh like...'Great.'
Everybody...or as we say In Tha Hood "EhBody" is Getting Theirs ...Friends are Making Family Dynasties with Wives and Kids while your still looking for your First Date.
Or it Seems as if others have 21.3 Followers on Instagram and you think 2 yourself How Can This Be When they Aren't even posting Their life, it's nothing but pics of Tha Prince and Middleton Kate!
Being Patient is Tough but Something We Have To Perfect if we want Tha Timing to go from 'Copycat' stage to Being Just Right.
Words are Whispering in my Ear to talk about An Episode that I had to Deal with Just on Last Night.
Know I said I wasn't gonna Discuss Tha Beautiful Women that I see, Seemingly this Is always Gonna Be This Diaries' Plight.
Almost Halloween Weird Huh, cuz without These Stories and Lessons I Guess...Why else would I Write?!
(Huge Blow!)
So late last night I Decided to get some Air...Away from Tha South Beach Crowds where Hoilday Crowds are acting like They Never seen Shaved Chest Hunks And String Bikinis Before.
I feel like Not just Tha Beach but Miami has been Invaded like a War Battle at 'Nam...Traffic Driving You Delirious...Snowbirds Going 30 In a Bloody 45..."Serenity Now" is What I kept telling My Core.
So Tha Kid needed to just Go! Wherever Tha car Led us, we would Adhere to...That Could've Been Coral Gables at Books and Books...Or Fort Lauderdale to Tha Hustler Magazine Store.
Just got up...A Nice Quiet Drive Quickly Turned Into a Fast and Furious Test Drive With Cars Zipping in and Outta Traffic Like Tha Po-Po just Knocked on Their Door!
Tha Trip up I-95 North Ended up leading me to The Target near The Broward Mall...I Enjoy Going Places 'Hush Hush'...Just in case I meet somebody who wants 2 'Sleep' at Tha Holiday Inn.
Been here before so it was cool...Once takes 2 my Pops like for 2 hours just in Tha Parking Lot...Laughing in One Hand, Fighting Mosquitoes with Tha other...Fun Nights of Bites and Kin!
I'm Dressed Half Aspiring Actor...Half 'Used to be Famous Now I Can't Get a Role' Actor...Walking into Tha Bullseye With Chicago Bulls Shorts on (That's Funny!), And Furry Boots by Toms...A Fashion Sin.
I had 2 take a Leak so I looked in Tha Mirror thinking it's Looks Like This That Land Celebrities on Tha Cover of Tha National Enquirer! Even though u look like a Total Loser U still Have 2 Think...Win.
First I Had Tha Whole Place to Myself...Went 2 Tha Men's Section...I just Minimalized My Wardrobe So I don't know Why...Think I visit there Tha same Reason Married Guys go 2 Tha Strip Club.
Saw this Schoolhouse Rock Tee that Tempted Me, but No More Tee Shirts is a Motto, cuz I Haven't Popped Tags on Tha Exclusives I have Now...Which Total a Few Dubs.
Still Looking for a Case for My IPad Air, they had none...Got tickeled cuz I miss those days in Tha Midwest where People go to Wal-Mart and Target just to hang out on a date...Like its a Pub.
I saw couples holding hands, a guy staring at me through IPhone Accessories like I was Listening to His Conversation...Dude Please! But It was about to get more Spicy...like some BBQ Rub.
I stopped in so I could Get "These Nuts", I've always wanted 2 say that...Get some Trail Mix, Some Del Monte Oranges (No Sugar Added), Oatmeal and then We're Out like Jack.
Scoop them up then also had to Pick up some Contact Cleaner cuz I was Running out, went over to Tha Eye Care section and They had everything...Tha Shelves were Stacked.
I get over there and this Homedude is Going nuts trying to Look for His Fix...He needed 2 Calm Down For Real...His Swag was Totally Whack!
Next thing I know it He begins to ask me These Questions, I'm trying To be Normal but I could Sense this was about to become an ESPN Sunday Conversation that I wish I Had Back!
This guy asks me, 'What I use to Wet my Contacts?' So I tell him I use Opti-Free and how it's good...keeps Tha Contacts Moist so they won't Dry.
He kinda got an Attitude with me like...'No! No! What do u Wet your Contacts With?' I was Calm and told Him Tha Same Thing...Same Question...Same Rules Apply!
'YOU DON'T USE REWETTING DROPS?!' And inside I Thought Who Still Does?! My Mom Did Back in like '87 when AVON was Hot and Chicks Got their Pantyhose in an Egg!...This Guy...
I proceeded to tell Home Skillet How if u use Tha Right Formula You Don't Need That Other Stuff...He wasn't Having it so I Basically Tried to tune Him out...Once again All u Can Do is...Sigh.
So He Pulled this Justin Timberlake Dance Move and Next thang I know He went from My Left to My Right...But He Was Beginning to become My Dennis Tha Menace.
As I was about to Casually Help this Guy out, I heard 'Here they are!', with My Imaginary Third Hand I Wiped My Brow in Relief, but had No clue what I was About to Witness.
I was Comparing Two items when All I heard was A "F-it! What's a Dollar!" and Tha Sound of a Box and a Supposed 2 Be Sterile Package opening up...Like Is this Guy Drunk off of Guinness?!
I Was Stunned at what I was Seeing...All I thought was Me Going 2 Jail for 'Aiding and Abiding'...No sir! Can't do that...Especially since Venus & Serena gonna meet in Tha U.S. open of Tennis.
Before Tha Swat Team Dropped from Tha Ceiling I Dipped with Tha Quickness...Don't want that on my Record...No Black Eyes.
I step into Tha main aisle and see this cute Fergie with Wet Curly Blond hair past me by...And I did a Rarity, I looked back as she was walking...I never do that, u have 2 be really Sexy...Like Next Models NY.
I get in line still buzzing from Tha guy Breakung over packages and while I'm adding up the items in my red Buddy thingy...Tha Gurl who just passed me is Walking My Way...No Lie.
My thoughts are now I'm gonna get a better look at her..."She's gonna get behind me...Gonna get behind me...Yep, Here she comes.' Now is she worth a try.
She plays Hop Scotch between lines so she gave a smile and I said, "It's like picking your Poison!" Hey I thought it was a Good Line, and would Work at Any 7th Grade Back to School Dance!
She smiled and Said, 'Yeah.' Then went to Tha line to my left! Ha ha! Oh Man...At first I was like Yeah...Then it was like Nahhh...After the Second and Third Glance.
After marking Her off my Mind, I focus on Getting out of Tha Joint, when I look up and See one of Tha Most Beautiful Women I have Ever Seen...Was All This Going on By Chance??
Now Tha night was about to get More Interesting...And I'm starting to Feel Lovely like Paris, France.
Now before I continue, I just have 2 say that I'm not this International Playboy who Sleeps with Beautiful Woman and 'Kiss and Tells' his escapades in his Diary. Ok, Then again maybe I am!! But Tha Luv Gods surround me with so many Lessons and Beauty that for some reason I have to share. Have to say that cuz it amazes me how everyday there's a new Dame and right when we thought we seen Tha Best then somebody and Another Episode unfolds. It makes you realize Tha True Beauty of a Woman lies Within. But Last Night....
This Woman Was Fine! She was a Curvier Version of Monica Bellucci...Look her up if u don't know who she is...Her Hair, Her Skin...Definitely Top Shelf in My Book.
Guess what really caught my Attention was She Had that Sexy Indention between Her Lower Back and Hips into Her Booty...The Lower Back is a Woman's Sexy Spot if a Man would Only Look.
But... I Had a Dilemma...She was Two Spots ahead of Me in line, with A Gurl and an Another Woman In Between...Oh, That Stupid Cupid Can Be Such a Dirty Crook!
No Excuses, but Why can't I be right Next To Her...No Wedding Ring...She has a cart full of stuff with Tha Cashier talking with all three Like this is Happy Days...My Head Just Shook.
Then Tha Woman's card Didn't go through or Something and Tha Cashier Asks for Her ID in Which She Talks in Regret that She's 42 Years Young.
I Don't Believe in Age Anyway, but A Woman That Attractive at That Stage in Her Life is Like A Dream...If Bedroom Lights Know No Race...Then Age knows No Kiss With Tha Tongue!
This is a Woman I have to Approach But How?? I'm not Sweating Her Per Say but it Takes a Lot to Tickle My Fancy...I only Date Tha Cream of Tha Crop Nowadays...Great Beauty Mixed With Great Fun!
This cart in front of me was packed...PACKED and Running Over...I heard a 'Next Guest to Aisle 3', I almost didn't Move but went over Still Thinking How To Pull Tha Trigger on Luv's Gun.
There was a Crazy Convo going on...Like you were reading a Small Town's Gazette. After I heard a "You guys Live right Behind Me!" I Once again knew that This Was Not in Tha Cards.
I had to leave and Drive back to Tha Beach...Not gonna Stalk and wait outside in Tha Dark for Somebody...An Attractive Woman but I'm not Leaving My Yard.
Meaning I'm letting Tha Game Come to Us which IT IS!! Let Me Tell Ya...I'm not into Hard Pursuits or Chasing Gurls...if it's meant 2 be then Everything will be On Par.
Even this Morning, I was Thinking I coulda did this or that with Our Past...Mean Heck, what if That Dude Stopped Pestering Me For just 2 minutes Less...Don't live in What If's...Be Confident. Be Ready. And It Will Come.
Our life is getting Crazier by Tha Moment as We're Stepping into our Life of Dreams Come True.
This is our Diary but we're Gonna Focus on Lessons Learned and Wisdom Shared as Well...I'm Tha Most Transparent Person You'll Ever Meet...Just wanna Have Fun Dude! Each Day is Brand New.
Last Night I Once Again Learned Not to Get Blown Away By just Physical Beauty...Don't Be Super Anxious...You feel More Than Ready but Let Patience Mold and Create a Better You.
Boy I Hate Hearing that Same Script but it's So True...We All a Want a Who and What We Want...When We Want it...I'm Tired of Waiting For my Number to be Called...But in Tha Game of Luv and a Success..
You Gotta Do Whatcha Gotta Do!
Galaxia!
Smooches!
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