Wasn't Gonna Jot At All 2day...Tha Rhythm Always hits us Outta Tha Blue.
Rest...Retirement...What More Can I Say? Why these thoughts Enter our Mind...Have No Clue.
On this Sunday Evening just Gonna Let it Go...To What Truly Has Become New.
Inspiration For Tha Already Inspired. Tough 2 Find in these Days and Times.
For Tha One Who Has it All...Almost...Where and Who Does Your Times Chime.
Like a Sexy Mamacita Where Everywhere She Goes People Tell Her She's a Dime.
Don't Know what's real or fake...Life Can Be a Pepsi or Coke Test...Wearing a Fold so Blind.
Starting To Feel Our Engine Rev Up...Cuz This Quest We've been in Has Been Such a Sight.
During Tha Day Feeling like a Zachary Morris...Only 2 Feel like a Screech Powers at Night.
This Push to Keep Going when in Reality No One Alive Truly Understands Ur Fight.
Tha Desire 2 Hav Fun...Be Loved...2 Keep a Smile on Ur Face like a Clown...Even Though and Despite.
You Feel a Clock Ticking in Your Soul...A Sense that it's Truly Now Or Never.
If U don't Make a Move, then I guess it won't Get Done...No Ones Around With Encouragement So Cleaver.
Being Yourself can get Like 'Whatever'...Seems like You're Jumping into Tha Falls of Niagara...No Easy Endeavor.
Exposing Urself Through Diaries...With Words on Dating and Luv...All this Suit of Confidence with Nobody Wanting 2 Be My Tailor.
They say Tha More "Successful" you get...Tha More Alone it Feels...Guess Cuz So Few Can or Are Willing 2 Relate.
That's Why Folks Get Sloppy Drunk, or Why Ones Smokes Mushrooms like a Smurf...Success can Be a Unseen Bait.
Not Understanding why life gives u these challenges...Sitting in Bed Wondering If I'm so Hot Then Why Am I Here and Not on A Date.
Things that Make You Wonder if it's Truly Even Worth Tha Lessons and Tha Pain...Perhaps Tha Only Way I'll Get My own TV Show is 2 Change My Name to Cait.
Maybe I want too much Outta Life...Outta Fun...And Gurls, Yeah I guess Them Too.
Reading Too Much Into Past Flames that Have Burnt Out...Once Was Love's Lighted Candle now Looking Like some Cheap Elmer's Glue.
Thinking That Appreciating a Gal For Who She Is and Not Just Her Measurements is Right...Latel though it Seems 2 Be Totally Not True.
I can Go After Tha "One Night Stands" or DM a Gurl on Instagram with Drawn Out Letters saying, "DTF?" With No Problem...But I was Taught That Sex Comes After Tha 'I Luv U.'
I'm never one 2 Judge like Judy or Mathis or That Beautiful Babe on Casa Cerrado.
Just a When U've Been in Tha Practice Field For So Long...One a Wonders How Much Longer Before Tha Coach Says, 'Take off Your Sweats and Let's Go.'
You Believe To Have ALL Tha Tools To be A Star...Tha Experiences...Tha Heartbreak...Tha Motivation...Tha Holy Trinity of Celebrity Glow.
If one Thang Could Just go your way...ONCE! Erasing Tha Thousand of Days Where You've Shake Your Head Like, 'I Don't Know.'
Today I was Reading an Article on Gurls and Guys...It Was Interesting but I Just said 2 Myself I'm Making Up My Own Rules.
There's No Such thing as Age Anyway...If U Like Somebody and They Like You...Then Swap Numbers, Meet At Mickey D's and Then Share Laughs Like some Teenage Fools.
Been Fortunate 2 See Beauty in All Types of Gals...If She's Cool, And Uniquely Special She'll Be Attracted 2 Me...For Some Reason I Relate 2 Dames Who's Sexiness Makes Guys Drool.
I got Some Stories to Share 2Day to Why I'm Trying 2 Figure All This Out...Maybe That's My Problem I should Let these Things Go and Just Understand I'm in Life's Special Pool.
So Let's go Back about Two Weeks...I was over In Kendall...For Tha Locals of Miami let's call it Tha 'Burbs.
Tha Kind of Place where it's Way More Chill Compared 2 South Beach...I'm willing to bet That No One Goes Through their Trash when it's Set on Tha Curb!
I say that Jokingly...But Also with Concern 2 Homelessness...Things Can Happen in Your Life That Can Make You Doubt if Tha Early Bird Truly Does Get Tha Worm.
They got some Nice Spots and Eateries over Their...I Definitely Recommend Devon's Seafood and Steak...Tha 'Ish is Absolutely Superb.
I'm going Down South on Sunset...Wait...That Sounds Kind of Freaky! Huh. If Sunset was a Gurl That Would Some Up My Moves Perfect...Lee!
But in This Case She is Actually a Name of Tha Street over There and During That Afternoon, Traffic Doesn't Act too Kind...Lee.
Soccer Moms Picking Up Little Ones From School, Seems to Feel like a Real Life Video Game of Crazy Taxi...All These Nancy Drew's Driving So Mysterious...Lee.
It's So Miami...Meaning You Have To Deal With It...Here in Miami it's All About Sex, Drugs and Real Estate...Party and God Fit in There Somewhere Too...All 5 Are Worshipped Religious...Lee!
I'm in a Stand Still with Traffic in Tha Left Lane, Right outside of Tha Navarro Drug Store Joint...Where They Claim U Can Get Good Fragrances on Tha Low-Low.
While Stuck in Traffic I'm Going Through My Head of What a Song To Play on Apple Music...Think it was Either some Dru Hill, Some R&B from Tha 90s...Just Chill, No Booty Shakin' or Dough.
Tha Lane I was in Began to Creep ahead Inch by Inch...Very Slowly...Just Like a Model at a Jumping Party When She Hears a Guy Whisper, 'In Tha Back They Got Some Snow.'
Still Nothing To Go Danica Patrick Over...Still Stuck in Traffic with My Iphone Plus in My Hand Wondering What Song 2 Put on 2 Give Me Some Energy and Flow.
So I'm in Tha Left Lane, and My Lane Begins to Move and then it Comes to a Stop...Like a Toddler and His Pamper When U See on His Face He's about 2 Go Potty!
Meanwhile on Tha Lane on My Right is Flowing and is Absolutely Clear...Then All of a Sudden Out the Corner of My Right Eye I Noticed This Car and Inside its this Blonde Haired Somebody.
Her Lane was Empty But She Literally came 2 a COMPLETE HALT...With No Cars in Front of Her, ON A GREEN LIGHT...and was Giving me a Look That Was Oh So Naughty.
I Promise You as Tha Good Lord as My Witness, She was Staring and Looking at Me like She Wanted To Do Every Position U Find on a Late night Cinemax Movie 2 Me...This is True and in No Way Snobby!
It was Crazy to Have This Tanned Woman just Gawking at You with This Look in Her Eye...Half of Me Wanted to Tell Her 2 Pull Over at Tha Nearest Port-A-Potty for a Little Bit of Kinky Fun!
But Tha Other Part of Me was Totally Creeped Out Cuz this Babe in this Volvo might Follow Me Home just Because She Thinks a That I'm Tha One.
This ain't a Tha a First Tome This Has Happened Though...When I worked at Tha Beach Up North off if Lake Michigan This Mom & Daughter (Yes, U Read it Right!) Stalked Me like Picnics and Hamburger Buns!
It was a Situation That Had Me Feeling like a Beckham or De La Hoya back in Tha Day...These Women Wanting you SO BAD, that U feel like U need A Cop, Badge and a Gun.
They were Calling Out My Name, Slowing Down as They Pass by Me To Grab a Peek..l was Single so I'm looking at Tha Daughter Like This is Buck Crazy But....Her Body Is...an Entice.
Honking Horns at Me...I'll share That Another Time but This Gurl of Note was Staring Then My Lane Began to Move and No Lie I Hit Tha Pedal a Tad Harder just to be Nice.
I cut In Front of Her Then she Moved over to the Opposite Lane...I Felt Like Tha Cheese and She Had Tha Hunger of All 3 Starving Blind Mice.
She Finally Turned Off, and I Mentally Wiped My Brow...Shaking My Head Wondering if This is Once Again a Preparation for A Celebrity Lifestyle Where I'm Gonna Have 2 Think Twice.
So that's one story...
I got another one as well. Listen this stuff isn't made up, this is Our Life. It is a Movie, TV Show and a Book All Wrapped into One. One day I'm not gonna Be as Available to share these Stories so Open. This stuff is crazy and Tha Next one is even more wild...If u need 2 get some food or save this post for later now is a Good Time To Pause and Do ur Thang.
Awesome! Here we go....Part 2...
Last week was Another One of them Hot Days over here in South Beach...A Day Where Everybody and Their Mama Wanted to Come Over 2 Grab Some Sun and Some Tan.
I was Coming Home Here During Tha Afternoon and Days Like This Means Parking is at a Premium...2 Get a Spot You Betta Be Close Homies with Tha Tow Truck Man!
We Live off of Pennsylvania Ave. and I actually Drive By my Place with No Spots to be Found, so I knew I would Have To Make a few Circles with a Close Wishful Glance.
As I'm Driving I Noticed This Woman Looking Bewildered...At First I was like, 'Who. Is. That?' As U.S. guys do...Then Realized She was Sorta a 'Van Gogh' so My Soldier Didn't stand Up in My Pants.
(Sorry Mom & Dad... But That's Tha Best Description I Could Give on This Situation!)
What I Did Notice Was that She Made Eye Contact with Me...Seems that Women who Possess Blonde Hair and Super Beach Tan Skin Luv Us Cuz Once again This Woman Gave us 'Tha Look'.
I was Gonna Turn Right but Decided To Make a Left on 13th Street here In Tha Beach, I Found a Parking Spot, I Didn't Have My Top Down, so I began To back in...3 ft. To Tha Side First just like Tha DMV Book.
Dude, I have No idea Why...But I didn't Even Have to Look and Even though I was Far away a Voice just said, "This Woman is About to Approach Me." One Glance is All it Seemingly Took.
Sure Nuff, I see this Woman Wrapped in Nuthing but a Beach Towel Leaning Over My Passenger Side Window...With Me Not Knowing if She's a Call Girl, Undercover Cop or just a Plain Jane Crook!
Before She Opened Her Mouth I put up My Walls of TMZ, Realized This is My Life Wih Women Coming to Me in Tha Strangest of Places...And Prepared For What She Had 2 Say.
I don't Know if She was Cheklo...No, that's Not Right..Checknosolv...No, that's no right either...C-H-E-C-K...Anyways She Had a Czech Republic/ Eastern Euro Accent staring at me all Tha Way.
She asks Me, "Can I use Your Phone?"...Which Baffled me Because How Did She Know I Had a Phone? Does she Have X-Ray Eyes Or What? But This was No Time to Play.
I got a Number that Almost No Body Has (A L.A. Number so Don't a Try 2 Guess it!), so I was Seriously Leery About Letting This Stranger Use My Phone...Perhaps This Was Her Day.
So I asked Her a What Did She Need 2 Use My Phone For and She a Told Me in All Seriousness That Her Mom Was In Tha Hospital and Need to Call Her Sis to Check on Her.
Hey, I've literally given "Ladies of Tha Night" rides home so nothing Suprises Me Anymore...I told Her Give me a Minute...I Rolled up My Windows thinking My life has Become a Blur.
Grab my stuff, my Bag, and asked For The Number...Ladies I hope u all just said, 'Awwww!' Right there! I Dialed the #, she put myna phone on Speaker and she's Glancing at me Like a London Sir.
As a Guy I'm "Kinda" Sizing Her Up Head to Toe...I mean She is Swaddling Wrapped in A Beach Towel...So I'm Wondering if Tha Repayment For This Call is Gonna be Hue Hef Style or Pastor Creflo a Dollar.
So In Tha Middle of me Sneaking a Glance at Her Boobs, I look up and she's Shaking Her Head Like No Answer...Outta Luck.
Then she begins to type in Another Number, I almost Stopped her (Ha Ha!)...Like Tha Second Call is Gonna Cost You...Right Here Stops Tha Buck!
But Me Being This Midwestern Indiana Boy, Let Her Continue to Dial...Still No Answer...She Gave Tha Phone Back 2 Me like Daisy Being Stood Up for a Date By Donald Duck.
But then as I walked away as in, 'Oh Well' Shorty asks me for Another Request...a Re-Up.
She asks me Where did I get those Sports a Drinks From? I was Holding a Publix Brown Plastic Bar With BODYARMOR sports Drinks, 3 of Them, But How Did She See?
She asks where I got them from? Is it Far? Are they Good? Now we're in Tha Middle of Tha Street and I just ask her If She Wanted One...Her Face Lit up Like Gladly.
I opened Up Tha Bag and She a Picked out Tha One she Wanted (Grape Flavored), and I told her,'Tha Only Reason I'm doing this Is Because You're Beautiful.' She then looked at Me.
She replied in her Accent, 'Oh, You Are so Kind' or Something to that effect...Then like an OG I just walked away...Another Woman...Another story...One of Many.
Now I walked away a little bit several steps and I messed around and looked back, and she was just standing There Gazing at Me...I was shocked that She was Looking at me Every Step as I Walked Away.
Been around a lot of Females but her look was just like Tha Gurl mentioned Above and How Other Woman Look at Me, Tough 2 Describe a Even on Today.
I didn't Ask for anything in Return like a Hug or Sexual Favor...Just do stuff from Our Heart...Everytime u Do Something U shouldn't Expect a Return Pay.
But as I looked back at Her Stare I Thought if I Coulda Gotten something From Her...Think she Was Willing...But In reality I also that She Might Have Been a Guardian Angel in Disguise...Don't Laugh...but How She Knew About My Phone...How She Looked...My Drinks and That Look She Gave Me Weird Dude. For Real.
Welcome 2 My Life. So now u see Why I'm wondering What or Who is Coming into This Life so Special By Far.
Everyday there's a Different Episode with a Woman...Every Night I'm Pushing To Stay Motivated...This is Tha Graduate Class of Success 101... Reaching For that Gold Standard Bar.
Guess Tha Lesson for 2night is You Never know what a Day May Bring...You can be Walking Down Tha Street or Just Chillin' away in Ur Car.
But Life Prepares all Of Us Willingly or Unwillingly For Our Chosen Destiny...Some People Want Tha World...
But I Always just Wanted a Galaxy of Fun & Luv...And 2 Want Everyone 2 Feel Like Me...
A Star.
Galaxia!
Peace Out Homies!
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