1.17.2016

Yeah! Like Totally.


Yeah...It's 11:39 PM on a Saturday Night...And I'm Jotting. After a Late Night Nap in Which I Dreamed That I Almost Got into an Altercation at a Coffee Shop of All Places?!! Yeah...Welcome 2 My Life. It's been Crazy. Yes, We'll Get Back into Tha Wild Vegas Escapades of Lil Cosmo, but At Least for One More Night it's About Tha Biggest Star in This Galaxy...Muah! And I got A Lot To Talk About and I'm Letting Everything Out. EVERYTHING!!

Adventure.

That was Tha Word that I felt was Gonna describe This 'New Season' of Ours. I shoulda known it was Gonna Be Wild When On New Year's Eve instead of Partying Like it Was 1999, I was Stuck at Tha Bus Stop at Tha MIA airport around Total Strangers and Warhol Looking Weirdos. Ahh...Seeing a Guy In A White Tee Smoking a Pipe like a Host from Those Old Masterpiece Classics Shows on PBS isn't Something u see Everyday. Then Following That Sight and Bus Drivers Skimming Out on Their Route, I had 2 deal With How 2 Get Home? Yeah...Not a Good Time to Realize That Being Single Can be Tha Worst and Tha Best Thang at Tha Same Time. I was Flabbergasted at Ubër and Their Outrageous Prices on NYE. I got Dropped off...Or Kicked off Tha Metrobus at 41st Street in Miami Beach like Tha Orphan Annie, Dressed Like a Ford Model with Nowhere 2 Go. I had 2 Haul a Taxi after Several Attempts to get Back 2 South Beach, and From Then On...

Yeah...Adventure.

Let's just Recap. I've worked Like a Hebrew Slave almost Everyday This Calendar Year except I think Two days. With late This Afternoon being my only Nugget of Freedom in Like...Totally Forever. Felt like Tha Emancipation Proclamation was just signed by Lincoln. But on Top of Working it's been Flat out Wild...Where Do I Start?

You Had...Me Getting to know One of Tha Gals, I've had My Eye on for a While. Great Convo, Exchange #'s and Me Being on Cloud Nine...On Tha Adjacent Night, I had A Ultra Attractive Woman Approach Me in Tha Parking Lot of Kmart as I was Cleaning My Ride. Blonde, Semi-Tan, With MAJOR Curves get Me Almost Every Time...Only to Find Out That She Is a Prostitute. That Had me Up All Night thinking If I Really Care What She Does Matter and If I Could Try 2 Convince her, She's Too Beautiful 2 Be Out Here Tricking For Money. So in a Span Of like 6 hours I had Sorta Who I wanted, and Met a Woman Who I Sorta Wanted, And Had a "Meet Me Back Here at 6 pm" Standing appointment With...So I was Torn if I want Women For Who They Are, Despite What They Do...Or Should I just Go After Sex. 

Yeah...

Then A Homegurl Who I can Honestly Say is "Tha Most Beautiful Gurl I've Never Hung Out With" Tells Me That She's Jetting Outta Town. Good Thing...She's Moving 2 Tha City of Angels Where I'm Headed in Tha Near Future. Bad Thing...From a Friend Standpoint, I Truly Wonder "What If?" Cuz it's Sooooo Rare For a Gal to be Nerdy Goofy, Smart and Beautiful at Tha Same Time. So Me and Miss Erica ( And Yes, I Called Out Ya Name Gal! Gonna Miss Ya!) Try 2 Set Up plans 2 Kick it One Last Time before She Dips Out. Had a Night Written in Sand for This Past Tuesday, and Like Kayne Says, "It Was All Good Just A Week Ago"...Until...

I literally Passed Tha @$&! Out On Tha Job. Like Totally if My Store Manager Didn't Catch Me As I was Falling Back, I might've Gone To That Great Dead Poets Society in Tha Sky!! I worked out Tha Day before...Tha Jump Rope Workout was Awesome. But I wasn't As Hydrated as I Shoulda Been. Afterwards, I usually Get my Chocolate Milk and Eat Some Chicken-Brown Rice-Black Beans Dish. But on This Night I Had Some Waffles From Target. Yeah...Tracy Anderson and Ur Boy From Those Hip Hop Abs Videos Would Have Turned Their Head in Total Disgust. Like Phooey! Then I Fell Asleep that night. Woke up and Grabbed Some McMuffins From Mickey D's. Went in...Everything Was Going Fine until I began to get Light Headed and Next Thing I know It I Woke up In Front of Tha Pearly Gates of Retail with 911 Calls being Placed around Me. Moments Later an Ambulance Arrived and Round Sticky Circles were Being Placed All Over My Body like I was That Russian Guy from Rocky 4. I came to, And as I was Resting thought About What I did Differently. Hydration was One...Another was...

Yeah...Alcohol.

So my BFF, Coca Bean Came into Town Last Week, From Thursday Through Last Sunday, and We Tore South Florida Up. But I recall Sipping on Some Vodka and Pineapple, One Night...While on Lincoln Road at This Very Good Italian Restaurant Taking a Shot of Some 'Ish that I Don't even Remember. Usually When I Drink, and it's Rare since I Really want 2 Be in 'Super' Tip-Top Shape. I have like Water With me. Take a Sip. Flush with Water. Take Shots. Water...Water...Water. Not sure if I was in a "Fudge it!" Mode, Which I probably Was Cuz I've been Craving a Drink for like Months Now since life Has Been Crazy...And I've been Trying 2 Hard To live "Perfect" instead of "Letting Go" and I guess U can add "Letting God" 2 Tha End of That...So I was like Bunk it!!! I had a Ball with My Homie. A BALL!!! But Tha Late Nights, Eating Whatever, Lack of Water, and Stress of These Hot Gurls And What Actually is Tha Meaning 2 My Life...It All just caught up 2 Me. 

Yeah...It Did.

Wild Week. Not Done.

Then Mentally I've Been Drained Cuz I have A Celebrity Type Lifestyle but I feel like Nobody still Knows or Even Understands me. I say that Because so many Weird Things Happen with Complete Total Strangers...Like I was Pulling Off before my Workout on Monday. Top Down on Tha Ride. Shades on. Music Bumping. Then all of a Sudden..."Hey, Hey...Can I get a Jump?!" My Time is So Precious, so I'm honest When I reply I got no Cables. He said, 'I Do. Just Five Minutes.' I kinda reluctantly Hit Tha Reverse in my Car, and Pull my Car Near His. I'm thinking I'm missing out Time for my workout, but it was Worth it. Then I Screeched off and Hit Tha Turnpike Home.

Then...

Two days ago, I'm over at Tha Target on Bird Road. Just got my Nick Nacks of Trail Mix, Almonds and Tha Such...I'm at Tha Light With Tha Windows Up, jamming out 2, I think, Michael Jackson's "Butterflies" when in Tha Turn Lane on my Left, I hear a 'Honk, Honk!'...Then again I Hear a 'Honk, Honk!' People Approach me a Lot When I'm Driving my Car or Even on My Vespa...A LOT! It's Wild...So I let Down my Window after I realized They was Talking to me. I was thinking they were Gonna say Something about My Car, but This Mature Couple was inside this 4 Door. And Tha Lady, Who Favored Queen Elizabeth, in a Striking British Accent Says...'Can u Kindly Tell Us How to get To Miami Beach?' Whoa!!! I say that, because We were Far from Fantasy Island and To give Directions To People Who are Unfamiliar To Miami...From Here...Very Difficult. Like Beating Tha Pats in Tha Playoffs 2day. I ask if they had a SunPass (Toll Thingy). They said...No. Oh Boy. Finally, I said, I'm going over 2 Miami Beach, just Follow Me. They were So happy...'Oh, Ur Such a Sweetheart!' That's What Everybody Says...Yet Gurls...Agggghh...So She Says Get in front of Her when Tha Light turns Green...'Don't Drive Too Fast!' She Proclaims. I Drive like Young Hollywood, So once again...My Patience will be Tested.

So as we're Driving Literally Accross town...Through Coral Gables and Other unknown Hoods...I was Thinking Of Why Do these Things Keep happening To Me? So many People Approach Us for Help, Even That Woman in Tha Parking lot of Kmart. She was Soliciting Sex, she Needed Legit Help, I believe, cuz She was getting Kicked out Her Motel. She was Dressed in A Basic Top, Sweats and  Nike Sandals so she was Honest. Looking Smoking Hot. She seemed Cool, despite How she Earns a Living. That's Real Talk Blood.  But it's like People Come to us...All Tha Time. Whether I'm walking Down Tha Street, or Bopping to Music with Our Headphones...Yet When it Comes To That Dream Career or a Gal who's Sexy and Real, I've had to go Through Soooo Much. Like Heaven and Hell. Like Others Will have No idea...I have a Grand Life by All Means, and I'm Grateful for That. But it's Those Things Money Can't Buy as Ne-yo and Jeezy sing about. Or Those Things or Doors that 'Being a """Nice Guy"""' I wish Would Open. For Everything I am and What I got, I'm Tha Most innocent Guy You'll Ever Meet. Just sometimes It's like Tha Wrong People Notice Tha "Fun and Luv" Light that Beams From My Soul. 95% Like me. But I've keep Approaching That Secret 5% who either Don't or Are Intimidated by Either Us or our Lifestyle. Tuff Pill 2 Swallow.

Yeah...

So after Doing our Best to Keep Ol' Gurl in sight we make it to South Beach. We're at Tha Stoplight on 5th just pats BK. When I look up and Tha Lady is Getting out of Car, in Tha Middle of Traffic. She then Runs ahead to me in Tha Car Ahead and Gives Me Some Money. "Here's a Little Something for Your Help. You're Such a Sweetheart. Such a Sweetheart!" Then Runs Back to Her Car, Tha Light Turns Green, and then She Veers off into A Turn Lane...And That was That. But it wasn't Even About Money or Anything. Just do What's in Our Heart. And What's Right. I need No Repayment...Huh. 

Perhaps, That's What I'm Here For.

Huh.

Yeah...So Now It's 1:11am and I gotta Be at Tha Gig on a Sunday at 6am. I'm about 2 Clean House. Wardrobe...New. Getting rid of Stuff, Who cares Tha Label, so if u see Some Burberry at Goodwill or Tha Salvation Army, u know Where it Came From. I don't Care Anymore. Really Don't. Just want 2 Have Fun.

With my Luv Life which is Crazy. It's been Complex. But...I don't know...Have to Remain Patient. Gurls aren't just Sexy Toys, yet after All These Exploits and Lessons u Want a Babe Who is Beautiful inside and Out. At Least for me, Somebody That Makes it Feel Like It Was All Worth it. Not On Tha Prowl, so to speak, but I'm Fighting to Hold on to My Belief in Luv. I really am. So many are Fake. People Settling For Mediocrity. Circumstances That Seem So Perfect and Heavenly Turn Sour in Tha End. And after so much, one can Wonder, 'Why Me?' Or How Come it's been so Hard, just 2 Find One. I said I'll go through 999,999 Chicks 2 Get that One in A Million Love, But Dang! That was just a Figure of Speech! I'm being too honest tonight but My Life is Special. It's Beyond me...Just Now I Want To Live and Not Feel like This is a Screenplay In Which I'll Never Have my Say. I'm trying...Lord knows I'm Trying.

And On That Note, I'm gonna "Let Tha Game Come 2 Us." And Watch How Our life Blossoms From Here On. I'm Letting Go...Using Our Zen of "Fun and Luv" and Just Watch...Something Special is a Brewing.

Yeah...Just Watch.

Peace and Luv.

Galaxia.

Lil Cosmo...Tha Show is Yours!!!

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