Luv's Lifelong Contestant.

This Thang Called Luv...How It Has Gotten Me Into Such 'Trouble'.

This Entire Diary is Filled With Stories Involving Tha Busting of My Heart's Bubble.

Wanting a Fred and Wilma Set-up...Heck, I'll Even Take Barney and Betty Rubble.

Something Tells Me To Let Loose and Let it All Hang...My Luv is in Jeopardy and This is My Daily Double.

Love is Quite Like a Game Show...A Wheel of Fortune Where U Want Spins and Spins.

U Buy This...U Try To Guess That...Hoping That This Is Ur Day 2 Win.

Some Folks Like That Game With Tha Donkey...Knowing Tha Exact Place They Want 2 Place Their Pin.

Knowing That One Piece of "Booty" Can Have a Guy Coming Back Again and Again.

My Love Life Has Been All Over Tha Board...Almost Like That Game Operation and Its Sounds Tone.

Doing Whatever I Can 2 Win...When Tha Objective of Both Lies in Tha...Bone!

Get It...Operation...Bones...Luv...'Bone'...Please Somebody Stop Me, Before Somebody Drops Their Blackberry Phone.

Not Sure If Folks Still Have Those or Not, but if So...Then BBM Ur BFF...'I Wish Galaxia Had A Clone!'

As a Kid There Was an Old Game Show, Name That Tune...I Luv Guessing Musical Songs Sometimes Just on One Note.

Fellas Let's Be Honest, How Many Tried 2 Read A Gal's Mind Or Personality...Judging Her By Her Heels, Her Geeky Glasses or If it's a Chanel or Gucci Tote.

Gurls Have it So Easy...All They Gotta Do is Give a Smile or Put a Smiley Face at Tha End of a Text...Then Us Guys Automatically Write Them In "Most Beautiful Ever"...Casting a First Vote.

U Can't Always Judge a Book By Its Cover...Or By Someone's Twitter...Might be a Catfish Joke.

Speaking of Twitter, Did Y'all See That Wiz and Kayne Battle at Tha Day...My Soul wanted 2 Play Hide and Seek!

Ouch! But Once U Start Talking About Baby Mama's and Wives and Husbands...Folks Are Ready To Thump...Shall I Repeat?!

I've Never Been in a Serious Relationship (I Know, I Can't Believe it Either!), But People Are Ready To Pull a Soprano Type Drive-By On Folks...If U Disrespect a Mates Past...or Even Their Feet!

My College Basketball Coach Went Off in Our Own Team Van after a Comment About His Wife...I Thought Tha Van Was Gonna Crash as He was About 2 Hop Out His Seat!

I've Learned My Lessons when Folks are Caked Up in a Relationship, Hands Off...Although Many Treat Their Lovey Dove Like a Game of Ma-Nop-Po-Lee.

Trying to Own Them, Telling Them What They Can and Cannot Wear...Tha Thing I Hate Tha Most After Sauerkraut on a Hot Dawg, is That Thing of...Gell-Lus-See.

If U Have a Sexy Gurl, Let Her Be That...Don't Be Handcuffing These Beauties, Never Taking Them Out  or Never Going 2 O-Town to See Tha 2nd Coolest Dude on Earth...Mic-Key.

Appreciate Tha Inner and Outward Beauty of Ur Gurl and...Man...People Are Gonna Look Anyways...It's a Complement, So Don't Go Spider-Man and Always Trying 2 Use a Web So..Stic-Key.

Then U Have This Game Back in Tha Day Called "Kiss and Tell", Boy I Got Some Stories on That.

I Like My Gurls To be 'On Tha Hush' about Ours...Although It's Cool If U Wanna Go on Instagram and Put Tha Equation...'Galaxia + Luv Fest = Broken Back!'

Hey, it'll Get My Followers Up...But on Tha Real, What Happens Between Two People is Between Those Two People...All This Pass Interference Can Have u At Home like Tha Green Bay Pack.

Ok. I got a Quick Story...

So I Remeber Seeing This Gurl in Class a While Back, Curly Black Hair, Model Build, Sexy Face, Her Style was Not Vogue, but Not Ratchet Either, A Compromise of Tha Two.

I Was In Tha Back of Tha Class feeling like LL Cool J's "Hey Lover", Thinking and Plotting How I'm Gonna Get This Gurl...How 2 Be Smooth and Sexy Like A Jimmy Choo.

Just Like Bone Crusher used 2 Say, 'I ain't Never Scared', So I Had in Mind How This Was Going 2 Go Down...Feeling Like a Monkey About 2 Be Released from Tha Bronx Zoo.

Tha Morning Of, My Swag was on Weezy F. Baby 2007 Mode, Knowing if I Did This Right I was Gonna Get a 'Lollipop' Job That Might Just Rival Tha Greatness of Tha Carter 2!

I was First in Class...Took My Seat in Tha Gangstas Row in Tha Back...She Comes in to take Her Seat Up Front...Deep Breath...Then I Got Up and Took Tha Empty Seat, Next To Her.

This Was Right Before Class Began, So Tha Professor Saw This and Was Watching This Telenovela Unfold Right in His Class...Tha Pot Then Began To Stir.

I Then Used All of Those Lines That Guarantees A Gurl Falls For U...Something Unique like, 'What's Ur Sign?' Just like a Rub on a Lion's Fur.

So I'm Trying To Get My "Woo Woo Woo" on (With My Hands Moving, Of Course!) and When I Glanced Up I Saw Like A Blur.

This Dude Was Eyesdropping...Or IvesDropping? Or is It Eeesedropping? How in Tha Name of Darkwing Duck Do u Spell, Whatever Dude Was Being Nosey borderline C--kblocking Me.

I Would Look Up and He would Then Glance Up At Tha Ceiling, like He was Trying to Count How Many Pencils Have Been Tossed Up There Since 1993.

I Almost Stopped Tha Lines I Stole From Babyface, to Tell Homedude..."Look, I know U Got a Class 2 Teach, both of Us are Interested in 'Good Brain' here...Let me Do my Thang Mr. Philosphy!"

He kept Looking, like a Peeping Tom looking inside a Girls Dormitory...He Acted as If This Was Tha Most Action He's Seen Since Tha a First Installment of Rocky!

Found out, That Homegurl Had a Boyfriend But Love Can Be That Way...A Win, Lose or A Draw.

One Thang I always Hope for Guys and Gurls is That They Let Their Interest know They Like Them...No use Holding Candy Crushes, Be Like Lady Gaga And Put Up Ur Paws!!

Sometimes We Get Scared of Rejection or That We Might Not Know What 2 Say...Just Be You and That Person Does or Doesn't Like You, at Least it's Tha Real You They Saw.

Which leads us To Tha Next Game, That Is Becoming More Popular By Tha Day...One That Makes A Frozen Luv turn Into a Hated Thaw.

Charades. Dude and I know A Lotta Gurls Too...Are just Fed up With Tha Games...For Real.

Gals Tired of Paying for Dinner When Tha Guy in His Plenty of Fish Profile Said 'He's a Baller'...So Silly, No Commitment, Just Looking for Some Dollars and Some Nookie to Steal.

Guys Tired of Gurls Acting Like They Single, When They Not...All This Flirting, and Sometimes Hugging & Kissing, And U Got A Man?? Being a Side Entrée ain't Part of Tha Deal.

Should I Text after One or Two Days? What Should I Wear? I Only Can Afford Chili's, but She's used 2 Rich Guys, so I gotta Go All Out...All These Rules on Talk, Dress and Meals.

Through All Tha 'Battleship' and Moments Where I've Tried To 'Connect Four', I'm Learning that I Should Be True To...Uno.

That Line was So Fabulous I Had 2 Skip One 2 Let it Breathe...Oh...Breathe...Ok, I'm Back! We All Want Who We Want, When and How We Want It...But Luv and 'Like' Goes Beyond Looks and Dough.

I Think Communication, Being Spontaneous and Honest is What Separates Friendships and Lovers From That Of Tha Ordinary Jill and Joe.

I Go With My Heart...Experiences Mold Us, Yes...But if I Feel like Sending a Funny Pic Via Text or Hiring a Courier To Drop off Flowers Accross Tha Country or Cooking Dinner, I Will...Let Ur Heart Flow.

Yeah, Tha Game of Love...Sometimes it's Double Dare...While Others it Feels Like a Straight Up Game of Poker...Texas Style.

Tha Kind Where Anything Goes...Where All Parties Including Tha Jokers Are Absolutely Buck Wild.

Tha Kind of Silence Where Nobody Knows What Anybody is Thinking. Does She Dig Me? Should I Have Called Instead of Sending Out a Snapchat? Is A Midnight Call Mean a Guarantee Booty Dial?

U Then Ask Ur Friends, Talking Their Head Off...Interrupting Their Making A Murderer Binge Marathon, 

All Because U Don't Think He's Tha One Cuz He Wants Carpet in His Dream Home While U Prefer Tile.

Guys Feel like Going 'Hangman' over This Stuff With Girls...I know I Have. One Doll Played Me So...I Could Literally Feel Tha Arm...Arm...Leg...Leg...Being Drawn Closer 2 That 'U Lose Dummy!'

But Going Through That, Didn't Make Me Wanna Go 'Simon Says' on Tha Next Gurl...More Like "Red Light, Green Light" and To be More Cautious When Things Begin to look Funny.

Not So Quick to Judge a Gurl By Her Body, Slower To Sex (Why am I Admitting This?)...And Definitely More Delayed In Tha Disbursement of Our Money.

Hey, I got a "Bomb Lifestyle" I really Do...Some People Aren't Worthy of it...And Just like 'Hungry Hippo', U might Be Surprised At What Craziness Can Pop Outta Their Tummy.

Although Luv Can Seem Like a Lucky a Game of 'Duck Duck Goose' and Always Keep Ur 'Heads Up'...Although Tha Twists and Turns Can Make U wanna a Grab a '7-Up'.

Being Patient, Even When U Haven't Got Tha Slightest 'Clue' is Important...Even Though Tha Ups and Downs Can Have u Miss a Meal or Two of Sup.

U may Have To just 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' it...And That's Ok, Because Preparation Going Down on Opprotunity Is Tha Ultimate Turn on For Lady Luck.

It Ain't For Tha Faint Of Heart...Even Those Moments Playing 'Solitude' Provides You With Tha Tools Needed, So That Ur Heart Will Forever Be Tough.

I know Tonight I went 'Ring Around Tha Rosie' and if U've Read my Posts Recently U See It's Been Far From A Rihanna and Drake Collabo.

Everyday is Something New it Seems...Luv is Like a 'Jenga' Game Where Each Piece of Tha Puzzle is Important, With Your Hands and Many Times Ur Heart Not Wanting 2 It Blow.

Yeah, I've Been in This Game For Awhile...But With Each Moment Getting Closer To My Favorite Number as A Kid, Tha One I've Wanted Badly To Hear So.

Yep, My Homie Cupid Had His Had Hand in Tonight's Post...And He Just Said..."Oh-66"...

It May Mean Nuthing To U, But Everytime I hear Those Words, I Automatically Know on Luv's Card...

That I've Got A...

'Bingo!!'