Yeah, 2day is Our Birthday, But I got More Reasons 2 Celebrate Life's Bout.
Honestly I feel like I'm beginning A New Book, not Chapter, Going From Catching Goldfish 2 Now Catching Trout.
I really Feel,Tha Pull of Tha Earth Moving Our Way, No More Living on Tha Sale a Rack, but Now I Have Tha Sexiest Pieces from Couture Haute.
Just a Kid Who wants 2 Have Fun. No matter what That Will never Change.
It's Tha 6am hour This Morning, laying in Bed thinking How Our life has been Rearranged.
Girls that once gave my heart Tingles, Now I Pop a Thinking Vessel Just Trying 2 remember Their Name.
Knowing Secretly That they Misssed out Looking for Their Batman 2 save Them, When in Tha Palms of Their Hands They Had Access to Even Better...Bruce Wayne.
This ain't gonna Be a "I Told You So" post...Real Gangstas and Gentlemen let Their Actions Become Their Microphone.
I can Brag about this...Boast about That...How a Top Man, and This Little Wang from Alexander now have a Permanent Residence in my Home.
People of True Wealth are Silent in What They Can Do...Tha Gals a Who are Tha Quietest in Tha Back of Tha Class are Perhaps Tha Best Ones You Want 2 Bone!
Too Early 2 talk about Tha Birds and Tha Bees...but I Will Say This...Others may Have Slept With other Infamous Men, but Their is No better 'Bang!' Than from Tha End of My Al Capone!
Almost have a Smile on my face, like Tha Joker, or Yellow Froasted Sugar Cookie, or Right Before a You hear Tha Words, 'Say Cheese!'
Me and Many Others Alike Walk around This Earth waiting To be Showcased, but Having 2 Endure Tha Route of Patience, Rejection, feeling Criminal For Saying 'Thank You' and 'Please'.
On Tha Outside Seem so Calm, but on Tha Inside This Burning Desire...To Release This Beauty, This Creativity...To Turn People On Internationally, like Miss Dita Von Teese.
U know Your Super Special but Have To Pull That Ticket from That Red Whistle Shaped Machine...You Look Around and Its like Ur Number is Never gonna Get Called feeling like A Red Hot Chili Pepper Without a Flea.
So u Take a Seat, While Others are Getting This Shot, and Tha Room begins to get More Empty and Empty.
Ur Tha Only one Left, as They are Calling numbers of The One Thousands...Lonelier is What You get cuz Your Ticket is in Tha Thousands of Three!
Now You Pace around...Maybe if I Looked Hotter...I look Good but Why am I Still in here if I did? Can a Guy get His Boobs Done?! At least Then I'll become a UTube Star or On TMZ.
Or Maybe When I Was going Down on this Gurl, I shoulda Went Ahead and Went For Home, Since I Was Already Rounding Third...But I adhered To Tha 'Hold It' Sign...by Heaven's Version of Don Mattingly.
I always Talk about Being by Yourself in "Tha Wilderness" or today In This Waiting Room...(That's a Good Song by Zero 7, by Tha Way!), but It's in These Moments Where Greatness comes out Tha Lab.
If you use it Wisely, you can Observe and Learn so much of Your Future Life...That's Why No Matter if I'm at Tha Salvation Army or Tha Hottest Club, Mentally I Always have a Pen And A Pad.
How to Handle Tha Cameras in your face...What 2 say when people Approach You When You're Having a Do-Do Day, There's this B-Side to Tha Album of Leadership, Fame and Being Considered So Rad.
You have to Do things You Don't wanna Do...Bite Your Tongue cuz Your Voice Has More Meaning, So You Can't Just Go Off In Sailor Talk like Samantha or Ricky cuz Now He thinks of Me like Everybody else...Worthless and Bad.
But This Lab...I've been around Celebrity almost all my life, Still taking Tha Graduate Course as we Speak, and Let me Just Say Tha Further U Go in This Degree, Tha More Beautiful become Your Peers!
You see a Lot of 'One Hit Wonders' or 'What Ever Happen To...?'...Or folks Who have their Moment and then Go off Tha Wagon...Tha Stories are Wild, Many of Which can bring U to tears.
I'm never gonna Judge anybody, cuz it's Tough to Be Held up to a God-Like Standard, when Ur Just a Person...People act like ur Unhuman...And U get Tired of Dealing with it Ur Whole Career.
But Sometimes, Celebrities Skipped Those Times in Tha Lab...And its there when u get Molded, Try experiment after experiment trying 2 find a Magic Potion, that feeling of "Coming Close, but not Quite" is Important, it develops a Sense of No Fear.
I've shared so Many Stories in regards To my Relationships with, Well I used 2 date Gurls, now I date Women...Truly is Refreshing to Move from Welch's Grape Juice to Vintage Tuscany Wine!
HOLD IT!!! That may have been Tha greatest line I've ever written! I'm getting emotional...Give me a Minute...And it Happened Right Here...On My Birthday!! Whew!!!...Beautiful...Just Beautiful...
Now Where Was I...Oh!
But While in Tha Labatory you see all the Potions in Front of you, and U begin to see What turns you on, What Doesn't...What Do You Prefer...What are Deal Breakers...Hating Britney Spears or Tha Spice Girls are a few of Mine.
But you Learn so much about Yourself...Learn how 2 Love Yourself, Motivate Yourself, and Not so much Depending on Other People's Approval or Lack of, 2 impact How Your Sun Shines.
So you Basically Study Yourself, and Sometimes Incoherently Tha Female Gender, so that When You're in a Relationship, You become Somebody's Lifelong Dream.
Real quick.
When I was a Younger Kid, my Grandpa used 2 talk about Marriage and if You believe in That 'Age Thing' he Said Around Thirty.
I believe More in terms of Experiences than Years, but I see what he was Saying...And For my Lifestyle, I'm Speaking for myself, I'm Glad I did't Meet Tha One so Early.
Yes, it Would've been Nice to Have Lil Galaxia's Running Around...Naming Our Daughter Starla (Get it!), While at Tha Dinner Table Whispering 2 My Wife in Words So Dirty.
As I look Back Though, I've learned a Lot...Better Prepared...At Times I hated Tha Trials that come with Trying 2 Perfect Love...But Having 2 Fight Through, makes You a Candidate So Worthy.
I can Have a Personality of Boredom...Back in Tha Past...Like other Men, you could Have Tha Baddest Babe on Tha Planet, but Think, I've seen U Naked Before, No Big Deal.
This Mochismo attitude of...Ok, Yeah You Wanna Cuddle...Again...U bought me Tha New Kobe's...Again...So What U need Money for Your Booty Shots...After they Stick in that needle, Come back Here and Make me a Meal.
It's not That I would've been a Bad Husband, Oh No! But not Tha Best Version of One, compared to Now. I feel like Cupid Has given me his Personal Black book and I got Tha Only Key 2 unlock Tha Seal.
Just Saying That Without being in Tha Lab, I might Not have Appreciated a Gal...Thinking She's Just a Sex Toy...I never knew Gurls Actually Sweated until Last Year!! Beyoncé said 'I woke up like This' So I believed Her! Oh, This Diary...and All That is Filled.
And Also on That Note, I may have been more Suspectable to Cheat...I've always had Tha Most Beautiful of Girls and Women Around Me, but Tha Beauty Can be Intense if U Ain't ready.
With Tha Invention of...Push-up Bras...Spanx...Awesome Clothes for Curvy Gurls...Improvements in Cosmetics, Tha Physical Illusion of a Female Can Lead A Faithful Hand 2 not to be Steady.
Then You Throw in...Gurls Becoming More Fit, Which is Really Great...Gurls Playing Tha Mind Games and Using Guys just for Sex, like A Man Used too...It's A Lot 2 Deal With, it's nothing Petty.
Think it was Tom Petty who had that song, 'You don't know How it feels...To be Me', that was from Tha MTV days of Tha 90s, but it's Even tougher If U live Tha Life of a Ghetto version of J. Paul Getty.
Cuz Everyday you can see a Gurl Who is Tha Most Beautiful (Physically) Gurl that You Have Seen.
Our Life Everywhere, but living in Miami, especially South Beach is off Tha Charts...Tha Choices are Endless like a Baskins Robbbins...Today I want a Former Porn Star...Tomorrow a Future Beauty Queen.
My Time in Tha Lab has taught me A lot...I was at this concert at Tha Arena and There were So many Good Looking Gurls There, For Real I began 2 look for a Guitar and a Song 2 Sing.
What was So Awesome was They were all Different! Model build...Athletic...One girl was in A Wheelchair looking Smoking...This Gurl...
This Gurl came to me in this Black outfit With Knee High boots with High Heels, Long Blonde Hair, blue Eyes, Barely Spoke English...Just Crazy How Stunning Looked.
I say that because, In this Lab of Wait, You see that it is Possible to find Tha Characteristics That You Desire in a Mate...It's a Reality and Not Something u Find on TV or In a Book.
Other people May Not Have seen Tha Beauty You've seen...That's why u cannot Be Single and Stay at Home, Or Never Leave Town just for a Drive Cuz Experiences Expand Your Horizons and Changes You to a Vet from a Rook.
So you don't wanna Just Settle on Tha First Hot Thang that Hits Town, Get to know That person Beyond Their Looks...Are u Compatible? Do They Like 2 Dance? Read Books? All these Lessons I have Took.
Say this Cuz Now I have a Greater Database to Pull From in Determining Who I want as Friends and Who makes a More Complete Mate.
I've seen Tha 34KK boobs...I've witness Tha Gurl Who is Half Thug and Half Beverly Hills...I've seen Tha Latina who People Think is So Chongalicious but She's So Cool Inside and is a Dream Date.
So Even Though I used 2 Write about Tha Pain of Seeing So Much, I also understand Tha Beauty of Tha Process...As Common Rapped on...'I wanted 2 be a Heartthrob/So it's Only Right I got My Heart Robbed"...Now I know This is Tha Teaching Lessons of Fate.
So now You become Better Than Ever...Because you Have Tha Experience-Motivation-Preparation of Love and Life...Guess Tha Solution to all This is Tha Element Mix of ...EMP...
And I got it at Tha Highest State!
Always Have Fun. Enjoy Life 2 Tha Fullest. And use Those Unwanted Lessons in Tha Lab to Show Everybody What You've been Working on. Like Ricky Rosay and Drizzy say, 'You wasn't With Me Shootin' in Tha Gym'. True. But After all Tha Practice Time, now It's Time 2 Play, with Tha Spotlight being Brighter Than Ever. You're More Ready Than Ever. But I just want everybody to know that it's in Those Moments Shooting Alone That You Go From Good...To Great...To Title of This Post...
An Icon.
Luv Always!
Cheerio Mates.
Galaxia!
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