"Let's Play House!"

Almost Too Tired To Write...And It All Had 2 Do With Miami Traffic...Today Was Tha Worst.
I mean, I everywhere I Turned There Was a Line of Stand Still Cars...It Was Almost Like a Curse.
Now That I Think About It, If I Wanted Cars To Move, I probably Should Have Tossed Out a Chanel or Dior Purse!
No Idea Where Tonight Is Gonna Be Heading...Once Again, We Just Look At Tha Pool of Words, And Suddenly...Immerse.

Boy, I've Been Working Hard Overtime and "I'm So Excited", Like My Gurl Jesse Spano that I get Two Days Off Consecutively...Can You Believe It?!
It's Been like a Month and A Half Since That Occurred, Feeling Like I've Been Tossed To and Fro in Life's Mosh Pit.
Moving Tha Best I Can in This Desert of Sand, Only To Seemingly Find Out That I Haven't Made a Harvey Dent.
Two-Faced For Way Too many days it seems...One Moment Preparing To Save Tha Galaxy Like Superman...Tha Next Feeling Left Out and Forgotten Like Clark Kent.

What Tha Heck is That Noise??? I'm So Sorry, but Somebody Has There Phone On Mega-Vibrate Within My Building, Don't They Know a Genius is At Work?!
Anyways...Still Trying To Figure Out What To Talk About 2nite, Have a Bottle Bubbling Up in Our Soul, Yet For Some reason We Can't Pop Tha Cork.
Already Talked About Traffic...Can Talk About Tha MIA and Our Egos...Could Jot a Whole Post Just On How One of Tha Greatest Inventions of All-Time is Tha...Spork!
Ok...This Topic Leading Me To Speak Upon...Once Again, Nobody is Talking About It, so I might As Well Embarrass Myself Some More...Like a Dork!! (Ha ha!)

Hey That Actually Rhymes!!! #Awesomeness!!!  Ok..Ok...

Today I Was Talking To My Homegurl @LCurz03, and She Had Some Great Points As We Talked About Tha Subject of...Weddings.
While I'm Writing This, A Gurl and A Guy are Outside in Tha Middle of An Argument...Isn't That Ironic?! Boy Ur Getting a Up Close and Personal Feel of South Beach on This Sitting.
Wait, Let me Sneak A Peak Out Tha Window To See if She's Hot...Hold Up...
....Shucks!  It's Pitch Black Outside, So It's Tough To Tell...Have No Idea Why All This I'm Admitting?!
Tha Convo Was Mad Cool, And Involved a Lot of Things You Don't Think About While You're Getting Ur Bump N' Grind On In Tha Sandwich of Some West Elm Bedding.

Little Thangs Like...Do U Like Sleeping With Tha Temperature Cold or Warm?  Shower Morning or Night?
TV Off, Or With Tha Sleep Timer?
Moving In Together or Getting Married is A Big Business...I'm Sure That I Raise Sand on Tha Simple Discussion of Wall Paint and Its Primer.
As My Homie Said Today...She even knows That I'm Big Into a "Pop Art" Feel Where I Live...All Whites, Lite Greys...Filled With Colors of Barney, Tha Pink Panther, and Definitely That Flying Critter...Slimer!
I'm Such an Egotistical Snob When It Comes To My Bachelor Pad Slash Beach Showroom...Luxurious Look, but From Tha Intricate Planning of a Nickel N' Dimer.

I Know...I know...I Know...I Shouldn't Be Doing This Tonight, Have Thangs To Do, but Why Not Have a Little Fun While Eliminating Tha Creme of Tha Crop.
That Didn't Come Out Right...But An Idea Just Hit Us To Certain Thangs That Anybody...Or One of a Future Wifey Material Has To Be Aware Of...Starting With Tha Broom and Mop!
No...No...I'm Not One of Those Kids Who Thinks a Woman's Place is In Tha Kitchen and Tha Bedroom...Although Wearing Only an Apron To Bed is One Sure Way To Make My Tongue Drop!
But I'm Really A Clean Freak...Like I Can't Stand Dirty Dishes Sitting Overnight...Then Waking Up To Ants Playing Poker With Their Boombox Blasting Hanson's "MmmBop!"

I Feel Like I Have "MUD" Spelled Backwards as I Write This...But Who Knows My Future Wifey is Probably Reading This Right Now So Might As Well Give a Pre-Test.
Ok...My Fridge and My Pantry Door, is Also One of Note...And Believe You Me it's Difficult To Stock Up like a NYC Bachelor, Eating Healthy Like a LA Movie Star, While Not Losing Ur Roots of Tha Midwest.
People Joke Around With Me, Cuz I Probably Take Things A Tad Too Far...Like If I Were To Have a Kid He Might Not Have Kool-Aid or A Dum Dum Lollipop Until He Or She...Has Hair on Their Chest!
A Lot Comes From Me as A Shorty Just Eating Every New Cupcake and Donut Hole That Came Out...Wearing Size "Husky" To School, and Sweats Everyday Can Wake U Up...I Must Confess.

So If U Wanna Tha Big Daddy Stroke, Just Be Forwarned Before U Do, Once U Open Up Those Cooler Doors, U Might've Wished This Luv Session Was BYOB.
No Pops...Or Sodas...Some People are So Weird, Who Calls A "Pop" a "Soda"...These Confederates I Tell 'Ya...Let Me Take That Back, I Did know This Really Cool And Beautiful Gurl From Mississippi.
Besides That...Nothing With High Fructose Corn Syrup,...No Red Bull....Or Even Ketchup...And By All Means You Might Get Tha Boot If You Bring This Into Our House, Cuz It Always Pimple Outbreaks Me.
As Much As I Like It...Or Even Jessica Alba When She Played It...Tha Only Kind I Will Be Tasting Will Be Yours...Please No Jars of...Hun-knee.

I'm Weird I Know...It's Just Tha South Beach Lifestyle That Gets Too Me...I Mean, I Got No Problem Eating Eggo Waffles, Without Syrup...Simply Plain.
I used Sugar-Free...BUT NOT JUST ANY....Tha Publix Brand Cuz Tha...Well, Let Me Just Tell Ya...0 Grams Total Fat...115 mg Total Carbs...Sugar Alcohol Less Than 10grams...Y'all Probably Think That I've Gone Insane!
I'm Serious as T.I. and Beenie Man on a Neptunes Beat...Telling You, I Can Spend 45 Minutes in a Grocery Store Just Reading Labels...Only Stopping For A Mamacita In Which I Can Spit a Little Game!
I Apologize But Evidently I Got Too Much Diva In Me...A Barbie Attitude When It Comes To Tha Face, and A Striptease Diet of a G.I. Jane.

Now Let's Get Into Some Intimate Details...I Know I'm Gonna Get Into Trouble For This...But This is My Diary and I'm Honestly Just Gonna Let it Roll.
At Night, I Really Prefer To Be Cold, and And I'm Gonna Be Frank Gehry With Ya...We're Gonna Fight Over Tha Sheets...Like Tha City of Miami When They Add Another Sun Pass Pay Toll.
It May Get Physical...I Luv a Gurl Who Can Hold Her Own, I like When U Hit Me, That Shows Me That U Got a Little Feistyness In Your Soul.
With Them Covers Though, I Got 2 Have 'Em...No Questions Asked...A Share...Maybe I'll Think About It...Only if U Show Up To Tha Bed With A Warm Almond Filled...Oatmeal Bowl.

This is Straight Up *For Diary Use Only* Info...But...I Absolutely Luv To Sleep in My Underwear...Think it's Tha Sexy Feel of Tha Beach That Let's Me Go.
If You Ain't Used To It, We Might Have Problems...Hopefully You Want Ur Man in 'Bilboard Mode'...Sleeping As If He Can Go Straight From Tha Snooze To Making Some Chippendale's Dough!
I Actually Luv a Woman Who Does Tha Same...No Matter What Size Really....As Long As You Smell Fresh, and Prefer Your Caboose Facing My Pole.
Summers Here in Miami are Brutal, but I'm Shirtless Now As I Write This...We're Always In Beach Mode, So I Got No Problem Playing With Each Others Skin Moles.

Tha Bathroom...Where Should I Start....With Tha Hair in Tha Sink or With One of My Flintstones Vitamins Missing On Tha Sleep Tip.
Gurls Do Their Thang, Which I Understand Fully...Some Take an Hour and A Half Just To Get Ready For a Drive and A California Pizza Kitchen Cameo...Sharing a BLT Pizza...Of Course...Minus Tha Miracle Whip.
You Can Have Tha Bathroom Really...And For Some Reason I Think I Felt A Thousand "Dings!" Go Off on Top of Ladies Heads, Who Now Are Gonna Rewind This Post Over and Over Just For that Very Clip.
Just Remember Though...If U Get Tha Bathroom, There is a Price To Pay...That If There's A NBA Game or a Sex and Tha City or Good Times Marathon...That Channel U Don't Dare Touch Or Even Flip!

Really Shouldn't Be Writing From Heart On This Subject Tonight....Especially Since I'm Like Technically 'Single' Still...This Post May Cause Me Some Harm.
I'm A Barefoot Guy When at Tha Crib...I Love Kicks, but Please Take Them Off When U Enter...Socks Are Cool, But Seeing Ur Pedicured Feet Are Sexier...Painted Toe Nails For Some Reason Sound My Freak Alarm.
Please Monitor All Tha 'Ayo Technology' As Well...It's Cool , But When Ur With Me, it's A Circus And...Ok, I Take That Back...I Want 2 Be Famous, So I Want Tha Social World 2 See My Goofy Charm!
Gurls Who Have Known Me, Know I'm All About Fun...Really Am...Living With Me is Less Like a Boarding School...And More like Moments Spent in a Dream Co-Ed Dorm.

Gotta Go, Time 2 Get My "Friday Night" On...Even Though Every Night is Like a Party...And Now I Get A Chance To Do Our Thang!
Could U Imagine Me Having a Wife Right Now??  It's Tough For Me To Fathom That Either...Never Know When Tha Luv Birds May Sing.
Should Stop Discussing My Opinions on Luv and Dating and Such...Began This A Long Time Ago, and For Some Reason This Has Turned Out Into More Than Just a Simple Fling.
We'll Go Until I Don't Have Anythang Else To Say...And That Can Be Until We Get That Championship Lifestyle...

Or Something Even Harder...

A Wedding Ring!

Austino Galaxa!