The Party Life.
I shouldn't even be Writing Right Now, but This is a Diary of Emotion.
We Come 2 U from One of baths Ultimate Party Hoods of Screams, Loud Laughs and Commotion.
Where Tha Ladies Oooze Sexiness...Dropping into Red Bottom High Heels Right After Hitting Tha Sands With Sun Tan Lotion.
Tha Fellas Know How 2 Get Down As Well...Dressing in Italian Threads...Always Waiting To Disperse in Some Fancy Drink, Some Weird Luv Potion.
Welcome 2 South Beach!! My Home Since 2005...'Tha Land Of Tha Beautiful People!' Is What U've Called This Island of Bliss.
You just Never Know What Ur Gonna Get...A Hit N Run Accident...A Grandpapa Rolling by on a Skateboard...A Babe Making Out With a Guy in a 'I Want Ur Soul & Body' type of Kiss.
Tha Place Where Tha World's Most Elite Come 2 Hang...Athletes, Movie Stars, Billionaires...If U Turn Ur Head, They U Might Miss.
Yeah Us South Beach Folks Are Conceited...Between our Gym Memberships Costing Car Notes, Our Bodies Built from Greek Mythology...We Are Easy Folks 2 Block Out Ur Opinion in a Ego Diss.
Being a "South Beach Kid"...Tha Stereotypes are Wild 2 Say Tha Least...Many Think All We Do is Party, Get Boob Jobs and Live Our Life on Yachts and Boats Without a Care!
Actually That's Pretty True!! But There is a Strong Sense of Community in This 3 Plus Mile Radius...One in Which Not Too Many in Tha Entire World Can Compare.
You See Tha Usual Folks on Bikes, Tha Same Morning Crews Getting Their Café Cubano, Yet Their Something New EVERYDAY like Heineken Introducing 20 New Beers.
Tha Beach is Beautiful, Tha Walkability Factor is Unparallel...There's a Lot 2 Do in These Streets...Whether You Want a Day on Tha First or Crank it Up to Fifth Gear.
Gotta Lotta Memories Here...Festivals, Super Bowls...Folks Don't Believe me but I Literally was Followed By Tha Goodyear and DirecTv Blimp on a Simple Walk 2 Tha Gym.
No Lie!!! Now Tell me That Ain't Star Power?! All Eyes on Us...Now U See Why I Say I'm Gonna Be A Major Star in Pop Culture...Believe it With All My Soul and Limbs.
I've always Thought South Beach is a Mix of Times Square and L.A....Just Throw in Some Latin and Euro Flair and It's a Pot of Stew Where U Don't know Where 2 Begin.
It's Very Fast Pace...Which is Why I Consider Palm Beach my 'Breath of Fresh Air' on Tha Weekends...It's just So Different...Tha Answers Here Aren't 'If'...But 'When'.
That Eternal Youthfulness and Positivity Fits Me Personality Perfect To a Golf Tee...There Were a Few Cities That I Considered Before Taking That Sobe Dip.
Chicago was like a Second Home 2 Me...While in College, Either Alone or With My Partners, we Would Drive off on Escapades of Shopping, Video Games, and Chasing Fannys that Were Thick.
Hold on!!
Can I Be Real Tonight Right?!! I know With My Luv Life on This 'Stage' There's a Thought That I Should Watch What I Say Cuz "Ur Future Baby Mama" and Her Friends or could Be Reading This, and I Gotta Be Preppy and Be Careful of What I Say. Listen, I'm a Very Silly Guy...But I'm As Real as a Two-Dollar Bill! You get Tha Whole 'Sha-bang' with Us. From Luv to Sex to God...That might Be in Tha Wrong Order...To Sports...Music...Fashion...Life is About Fun! Straight Up Dude...And Any Woman Who is Confident in Herself Will See That Quality in us As a Major Turn On and Would Never Want Me 2 Be Anything But Myself...As I Would Never Want Her 2 Be Anything But Herself.
Ahhh...I'm Fighting This Right Now Cuz I'm on a Potato Roll Discussing My Hood, but...I Gotta Get This Out. It Seemingly always Leads Back 2 Dating, Luv and Relationships.
You know what's a Major Turn-on for me. A Female or Girl Who is Straight Up 'OG'. (Original Gangsta) I don't just mean that in a Bandana Wearing, Razor Blade under Her Tongue 'I'll Cut Ya!' Kind of Way. But I So Admire a Woman or Gurl Who is Ladylike but In a Minute Tells You What's Up. She's been Around Enough To Give Advice To Her Mom, Grandma or Niece...But Also Real Enough 2 Talk 2 a Guy and a Tell Him like it Naturally Is.
I'm about 2 Get a Loose! I don't know How Many More I Got of These Diary Writings So Let Me Go 2night!
So Many People Think They Know What Type of Gal I Like. Super Pretty...'Kind'...Luv of Sports...Definitely Luv of Music, Exercise, A Fashionista, A Strong Sense of Spirituality...Freakin' A!! No wonder I'm Still Single, That's a Lot of Stuff, Homes! Oh...And She MUST Luv Britney Spears and Tha Spice Girls Too. (I'm Like Totally Not Joking!)
But Nuthing In My Opinion is More Sexier Than A Gal Who is Super Real. It's tough 2 Explain but I'll Try...Like She Doesn't Care if She's Wearing Givenchy or Balmain, If U Mess Up Her Order at a Restaurant or...Forget to Put Tha Fries in Her Drive-Thru Order or Cut Her in Line at Walgreens She Will Let U Know What's Up. Probably Cuss U Out. Yeah We Hear This 'Lady in Tha Street, Freak in Tha Bed' stuff All Tha Time, but I like My Women With a Little Edge to them. One Moment They Are Quoting Hebrews 11:1, Then Tha Next Moment They Plotting How They Gonna Stick this Banana in This Guys Car Who Did Her Sister Wrong! That's My Type of Gurl Man...A Model on Tha Outside but a Kind 'Thug' on Tha Inside.
I'm just Gonna Be Real here, even Though Some Eyes of My Desire May be Reading This. But If She's For Me, She'll Totally Feel me Anyway...
(Huge Breath)
In a Lot of Ways I need That Strong Presence to Be my 'Rib' in Life. There is So much Attention on Me Wherever I Go...Early This Morning, like 6am Early, it was Just So Neat Just to Ride Out 2 Some Jams, it was Still Dark, but it was Just Cool 2 Let Tha Top Drop, and Not Feel like Eyes are On You. Sometimes it'll be 5am and I'm Rolling on Washington Ave., and Folks Want 2 Race me. For Real...It's 5am, u Just Got Outta Tha Club...I'm just Trying 2 Enjoy Tha Miami Air. It Happens with My Ride, When I was on My Vespa, It's Like I'm a Standard Folks Are Trying 2 Beat...Constantly. Inside I'm like, 'Do I have 2 Be On ALL Tha Time?!' It Can Be Exhausting...Especially If Ur Single.
So Getting Back To My Future Babe, Looks are Great, Not Gonna Lie About it, but Her Personality Really Has 2 Stand Out. I Would Never Expect a Girlfriend to Be My 2nd Mama. That's Stupid in My Opinion. Ur Wife or Gurlfriend or 'Jumpoff' is Not a Slave. She Doesn't and Shouldn't Perform all Tha Tasks Around Tha House...Cleaning Up After U and Ur Boys...You Shouldn't Be Giving Her 'Wear This or Else' Ultimatums Whenever U Go Out...Clevage Showing is Nice, But a Well Worn Turtleneck is Great Too. I Wouldn't Think about Putting Tha Reigns in On My Gurl. Does that Mean Be a Cream Puff? No. Does That Mean I Won't Throw Punches For Anyone Who Disrespects Her in Private or Public? I Will if Need Be. Cuz I'm Crazy like That and For Tha One I Truly Luv.
But What Gets Me...Nowdays...Is When People Try 2 Change Tha Very Things That Made You Attracted To Them in Tha First Place. You Meet a Gurl in Some Pumps and Daisy Dukes and Now All of a Sudden That She's "Your Gurl" U Refuse To Allow Her To Wear That? C'mon. You Cherished How Opinionated She was at That Party at Tha "Y", and How Passionate She was About Politics, International News and Leaving a Footprint in This World...Now That Ur 'Official' Via A Facebook Feed and Now That She Let You 'Hit It' a Few Times...U Now Wanna Put a Mute on Her Voice of Reason. Naw Man...
Trust Me, It goes Both ways With Gurls Too. Very Much So. But 2night it's This Guy Talking. So Many Times Folks Get Ultrafest Jealous or So Insecure about Their Gurl Leaving Them...
"OMG! She's Hot, and if She Wears That To Dave & Buster's Every Guy is Gonna Be Checking Her Out, So let's Not Even Go Out This Friday Night" or...You see a Guy like Me about 2 Pass U Walking Down Tha Sidewalk then All of a Sudden You Wanna Grab Her Hand Or Put Ur Arm Around Her. Dude!!! You Should Be Doing That in Tha First Place! If Ur So Insecure That Somebody Walking By You in Passing, Forces You To Show Extra Affection, That Should Be There in Tha First Place, then You Gotta Go Back to Tha Old Landmark and Plan a Marshmallow Dinner in Front of Tha Fireplace! Cuz Something ain't Right About That.
This is How I View This Jealousy Thing and Myself:
Number One Tha Foundation of A Relationship with Me Is Fun and Laughs...Yada Yada Yada! But I want Tha ULTIMATE In Open Communication. If U Want Dairy Queen instead of Hardee's let me Know. If You Wanna Just Talk instead of Going Out Dancing for a Night Let Me Know. I don't Ever...EVER want To Put My Baby Girl in a Situation Where She's Calling Up Her Mom or BFF at 3am crying Cuz She Doesn't Know How To Tell 'Austin' This or That. This Attitude I Have Comes From Rejection By Tha Way. It Molds You to Another Level. It Can be Painful, but Once Tha Dust Clears, u See That Ur Swagg Goes Up a Few Notches...
Which Leads To This...
I Shouldn't Be Jealous of Tha Attention My Girl Gets. Cuz If I'm Dojng Everything I know 2 Make Her Happy and Smile...If Tha Communication is There Where We Can Discuss Any and Everything...Then I Don't Have 2 Worry About Her Going Anywhere.
Period.
Jealousy Comes in When We Are Not Taking Care of Our Mate...Or Home. That's When U Lay in Bed and Think Somebody is Able to Take Her Cuz Ur Standard When U First Met Has Slipped. I always Talk about Tha Power of Being Different and Spontaneous. Anybody can be a Bloody Cassanova on Valentine's Day or Christmas or on a Birthday. Send a Flower on A Random April Day...or a Luv Note Just Because. These are Small Sparks That Lead 2 A Big Luv Flame.
One Reason Some Guys Try to Control Their Women is Because They May Not Feel like They Are Tha Best Product. They're 'Lucky' to have a Gurl Like Her. Be Confident Man. It's like Comparing a Gucci Boutique to TJ Maxx. You Got to Know Ur Customer. TJ Maxx may get 500 customers in an Hour...Gucci maybe only 7-10. Those TJ Maxx Customers may by 2-3 items Each. Tha Gucci Customer Usually isn't gonna buy just One Thing. Maybe They Buy out Tha Store or Add on Custom Tailored Items to Be Specially Sent. I say That 2 Mean, U Got to...
A) Know Ur Woman...
B) Appreciate Tha Value She Brings To Tha Table...
C) Adjust Your Game, Not Lies, but How U Treat Her Accordingly.
You know She's a Dimepiece That Every Guy Dreams On, You have to Treat Her as Such and You have 2 Take Care of Yourself in a Way Physically, Mentally and Spiritually so That She Looks at You and Thinks, 'I don't care What Sports Team This Guy Plays For or How Many Aston Martins This Guy Drives I Luv My Man Cuz He's Funny, Unique and More importantly Treats Me Right!'
This Has Turned Into a Wild Post hasn't It?!!
That Doesn't Mean Trying To Buy Luv, Rent Luv...Or Putting Chicks on Rent-2-Own Payment Plans...It means Treating Here like A Queen. Every Gurl doesn't Deserve That Luxury, but Most Do. Like I've Said Before, I'm a Unique Guy in That I've never been in a True Relationship, it's Strange ain't it? Mind blowing Really. Yet...We got More Experience than Most. So when u Date me it's Truly like a Fairy Tale. Cuz u Have Someone Who Views Luv as A Katy Perry Teenage Dream, In Tha Goofy Things or Stunts I Pull...But Also Has Tha Knowledge of Letting a Woman be A Woman, While She Lets Me Be a Man. I got This Funky Move I like 2 Do With a Girls Boobs Where I put My Hands on Her Nipples and...
Ooops I Forgot This is Public! Sorry...I See it's Getting Too Unedited 2night.
But No Matter What 'Be You' and Be Proud of That. I'm a Kid at Heart. A Peter Pan...A Bugs Bunny. I got Money, I'm Blessed With This or That...That's Not What Runs in my Bones. It's Those Smiley Faces and Hearts That Rubs Through My Blood Veins. Even 2day I wondered Have I Been Too Strong...or Too Cute With Some of Tha Things I Do. Tha Answer is a Resounding 'No'. Because Tha Foundation in Which I believe Dating and Relationships Should Be Built on (Have Fun...Sharing Laughs...Making One Smile) Are Ones in Which Never Goes Outta Style. And if Tha Gurl of My Dreams Doesn't like My Jokes...Doesn't Like How I Express My Appreciation For Her...Doesn't Like How I Wake Up With a Goal of Wanting Her 2 Wear a Smile All Day...Or Doesn't Like Tha Energy I Bring Through Surprise Gifts or Funny Texts or Pics...Then Guess What...
She Might Not Be Tha Gurl of My Dreams!
Cuz My Dream Gurl Will appreciate Those Things and Find it Refreshing Compared To All Tha Bozo's She's Dealt With in Tha Past.
Real Quick...I don't Write These Luv Philosophies and I Don't do Things In Terms of 'Secret Agendas' for Tha Purpose of Getting Laid. I got No Problem...NO PROBLEM Whatsoever...in Telling a Gurl Straight up What I Want From Her Whether it's Sex or What...That's kiddish Man and Not How I Roll. If I want 2 Get 2 Know Ya Cuz I Think Ur Cool...That's Real. Don't Ever Compare Hall of Famers to These Silly Games These Minor Leaguers Play. Got No Time For Games Man.
Don't ever Forget This...
A Playa...Lies to Women, Tries to Mislead Them, Bait Them, Plays Games With Them...Usually For Selfish Wants and Needs.
A Player...Is Always Real with a Woman and Allows Her To Decide if It's a Situation That She Wants to Get Involved With or Not.
What U Read is Me...Who is Me is What U Read.
Always Be Real...And Real Will Come Back 2 You.
Peace Out!
Galaxia!
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