The Waiting Room of Life...Many have Been Tenants Longer than 9 months.
Getting Tired of Waiting For Ur Name 2 Be Called...Tired of Being Patriotic Like That Big Dude Named 'Gronk!'
Wishing Ur Time Can Come...Effort Has been There...Confidence Strong...Every Shot On Tha Practice Court U've Sunk.
Hoping For a Chance...For a 'Yes'...A Return Text...For Just One Night on Tha Town Wit Lady Luck.
You Already know How U'll Treat Here...A Ride Via Uber or Lyft...A Luxury Sedan So She Sees U Can Ball.
Small Talk on Tha Way 2 Tha Appointed Destination...How About Them Heat? Do u Like Flapjacks or French Toast? Is Gucci or Valentino Tha First Stops at Ur Trip at Tha Mall?
Upon Arrival U Run To Open Her Door Like a Gent...Following Every Step Hoping That Later That Night She Give U a Kiss, Or Send U a Sext of a Peeled Banana Entering Her Jaw.
U've Always Wanted This Date...It's Perfected Except It's Raining...Trying 2 Hold in Ur Grief With Mother Nature...How Come for one more Night She Couldn't Stall.
Both of U Walk into Tha Hottest Restaurant, Arm in Arm...Ur Swagger Is At Beckham With Man U...Every Guy wants a Gurl That Both Sexes Want 2 Bang.
Everybody is Staring at U Two, Camera Phones Are Beginning 2 Flash, Now U See How it Felt When Brad and Jennifer Had That Little Thing.
Tha Hostess Is Stunned That U Have Lady Luck on Your Side, She Feels Tha Glow of Her Beauty, Just Her Smile Makes You Wanna Sing.
Her Green Dress, Hugs Her Body So Tightly...Every Curve Built 2 Perfection...Just Her Look Illuminates 'Bling Bling'.
U Put in a Reservation A Long Time Ago...But Never in Powerball Odds Did U Think U Would Actually Use Them...This Night...With This Beauty...Despite All Tha 'No's'.
You Haven't Been on a Date Since Kayne's 'Golddigger' came Out...That's When U Found Out That Top Shelf Gals Really Don't Mess With No...'Broke...Broke!'
U Cried Until Tha Blu Blocker Informercials Came On...Unable 2 Go 2 Sleep, You Put On a Pot of Some Columbian Joe.
Looked Intensely At Tha Bag of Grass That You Found Inside Tha Beat Up Couch U Bought At Tha Flea...But This Night Called For Tha Big Girls...Sexy Molly...Linda Samantha Donald and That Stripper Name Coco.
You Got Lost In Tha Moment, And U Think about Those Girls...And How They Gave You A Such a High, That Tha Developers in Dubai want 2 Name a Skyscraper After You.
Yes...U Paid For it Alright...Sleeping for 2 Days Straight...Getting Fired From Your Job...And After U Did Finally Wake U, Accidentally Put Ur Hand In Ur Dog Bones' 'Do-Do'!
All That Cuz You Couldn't Take Tha Rejections Any Longer...Ur Dream Gals Always Dating a Duffus...While They Never Pull Ur Number In Tha Drawing For Those New Jordan Shoes.
Then On Top Of That Ur Only Friend on Facebook Withdrew Her Befriendship...If Ur Own Mom Isn't There 2 'Like' that Butterscotch Cupcake Photo, Then Evidently U Got No Clue.
But Here You Are Tonight...And Look At Who's Perfume is Jumping on You...Every Business Suit in Tha Joint Is Anticipating Ur Bathroom Break...So a Number They Can Secretly Slid.
Ur Adhering To Tha 'No Water' Rule Tonight...You want Every Minute To be Special...U feel like Your At An Auction By Christie's, And On Ur Behalf Somebody Mysteriously Bid.
Tha Hostess Excorts Tha Both of You to Your Seats...U let Her Walk Ahead...Yes a Sign of Chivalry...But Also So U Can Grab a Peek of That Toosh Which Cannot Be Hid.
Your Mouth Water's, And a Thought of Placing Ur Hand in Her Seat, just For an Accidental Sitting Touch...But Ur a Man Now, Time 2 Put Away Tha Acts of A...Kid.
U Pull out Her Chair, While Her Shampoo Scent Graces Your Nose...This Is What U've Been Missing Spending Hours on Tinder...Trying To Lure a Potential Suitor to Joe's Crab Shack.
You Sit Down Right In Front Of Her, 2 Bask in Her Womanhood...Those Eyes, That Smile, How Her Lipstick Shines So Perfectly...U Haven't Even Looked at Her Rack!!
Tha Waitor Comes and Gives a, 'What Are You Doing With Her?' Look...He knows Who She Is, and Has Heard How She Rolls...Word Around Town is She Has Benjamin Franklin In Rubber Handcuffs By Tha Stacks.
She Intially asks For a 'Shamrock Shake', a Bland Type of Joke U can Get Away With When Ur Fine...Both of U Settle For Waters...But a Irish Car Bombs Later Might be Coming 'Drizzy' Style...'Back 2 Back.'
Silence Smittens Tha Both of You, She Checks Her Phone To Look at Some Vegas Odds, 2 Check Out Tha Notre Dame Score, and To Look at Tha Stocks to see if Her Company is Still ahead of Mr. Goods.
You Are Thinking About What To Say? Two Compliments Above Tha Neck, With None going Neck and Below...U Want 2 Turn Her On...I think every Guy in Here Would.
So u Blurt Out...'Your Eyes Are Tha Prettiest Green, They Look Like Apple Jolly Ranchers on Your Face'...Suddenly She Gives U a Look like Accepting This Date Was Truly a Situation of Being Misunderstood.
U then Blurt out...'Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I'm Sorry!'...She Just Smiles and Says...'Presidential Candidates Have Said Crazier Things to Me...One Wanted Me 2 Sleep With Tha Entire State of Iowa...My Response was, I Would if I Could!'
Tha Waters Come...No Ice In Yours...A Lime in Hers...No it's Time 2 Get Ur Grub On...Ladies First...Cuz U Wanna See if She's Picky or If She's Potatoes and Steak.
'I'll have Tha Potatoes and Steak Please', She Says...Under Tha Table U Pump Ur Fist...Because Sex on A Stomach of Salad And Croutons Can Be Good, But Rarely Is Great.
You order A Filet Mignon With a Bottle of Wine...Ms. Luck says She Only Drinks During Championships...Plus it Reminds Her of Why She Broke Up With Her Ex-Husband...Mr. Fate.
They Pass on Tha Wine and He Glazes at Tha Room, and She Looks Out Into Tha Sexy Stars and Skyline...When Finally U being a Man Ask..."U can Have Anybody, Why Pick Me For This Date?"
She Calmly Reaches For Her Purse, takes out a Piece of Paper...Puts it on That Table...Then Says, 'I Gotta Go' and Walks Away.
Once again, Tha Female Clique Has Done it 2 You Again...She Coulda At Least Said, 'I need 2 Freshen Up'...Even Though She Already Looked like Margot Robbie on Oscar Day.
Tha Waiter Walks By With a Question of 'What Happened? She was Too Beautiful and Wasn't into Your Stories On Star Wars and Chinese Checkers? Let me Guess...U Told Her She'd Have 2 Pay.'
Even Though U Feel Like Pimp Slapping Him Katt Williams Style...But u Have No Idea What 2 Say.
After Taking Tha Longest Sip of Water in This History of Taking Sips of Water...You get Up from Tha Table in a Huff, Daring For Tha Waiter To make You Pay for Tha H2Oh.
As U Walk Away, You Double Back 2 Grab That Sheet of Paper...Who knows What's On There...Perhaps it's Tha Rotation of Tha Slots at Tha Mirage, Always Welcome a Chance for More Dough.
U Open it And Smile, For You Question was Now Answered, To Why Finally She Chose You...When She Could Be Out With Anybody...Especially Since Her Life is On Tha Go.
No Uber...No Lyft...U just Sit On Tha Curb...In Admiration for Her Honesty and Not Really Considering If You Were Rich or Po'.
Still in Disbelief, You Sit on Tha Curb...Tha Rain Stopped, now in An Instant it Comes Pouring Down like Dogs and Cats.
Tha Note Says...'I Once Was A Man, But Nobody Wanted 2 Be With Me, So I Became a Woman...More Attractive...Now Everyone Wants 2 Be With Me...That's A Fact.
But With You I just Couldn't Keep My Secret Any Longer, Your Such a Good Man...With a Good Heart...I mean You Didn't Even Stare at My Surgically Enhanced Rack.
So I leave U Just a Thought Of Advice Whenever You are Down..."Create It. Think it. And It Will Be So"...Sincerely HW aka Lady Luck'...With a Night Like This You Might Need a Major League Nap.
Suddenly It All Hit You...'Create It. Think It. And It Will Be So'...She or...He Was So Sexy With This Note, With Tha Dress...You're just Glad U Didn't See Her Twerk!
U Once Was Saddened To See All This Go Down...Tha Rain...Tha Deception...Tha Seemingly Waste of Time...But Now You a Have This Secret To Success That Nobody Else Has...And She Gave It To You Without A Flirt.
Never Listen 2 Tha Haters...Use Rejections As Ur Ultimate Fuel...Don't Be Dismayed If Folks Don't Believe in You or Wanna Date You...Cuz All Great Roses Bloom only After They've Been Planted and Watered in a Dirt.
See...Tonight's Story is A Life Lesson We All Can Use, Even Myself...
We All Want a Date With Lady Luck...
But in order 2 Get 2 Her...We First Have To Also Meet...
Mr...Hard Work.
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