2.28.2015

Bad Boy.


Thanks Biggie!

As I Sit Here Looking at This Rack Full of My Tee Shirt Collection...One seemingly is standing Out From tha Rest.
It's one of Biggie..."Ba-By! Bay-bay!"...With a Crown on Top of his Head, I Got a Lot of Stuff From Eleven Paris...There Designs Fun and Truly Tha Best.
Today, on This Now Rainy South Beach Day it's like He's Staring at Me, but it's His Eyes That Are Speaking, Like a New York Gangsta Suddenly Living in Corn Fields of Tha Midwest.
Not Knowing What He Is Thinking About...What He's Been Through To Make it 2 A Shirt of T...Him Wearing This Crown is Illustrating That He Passed All Tha Court Jester Tests.

I'm Looking at Him, and He's Almost Looking Back At Me...This is So Weird, Dude...Like He's Been Seeing Everythang I've Been Going Through...And Now He's Here To...Help.
All Tha Sexy Mamacitas...Tha Jobs that Should've Went To Me...Tha Dark Knights...Where The Story of Bruce Wayne Was All That Led Me To Regain My Pep.
Or Even This Past Week Seeing a Picture of A Gal, That I Never Thought I Would Ever, Ever See Again...Brought A Smile To Me, Thinking About Those Memories I So Joyously Have Kept.
Funny Cuz I Think Biggie Was Her Guy To...Huh...Liz if U Ever Read This Just Always Know....I'm Happy For Ya Homie!  I Can Tell Ur Still Beautiful, and Haven't Miss a Single Step.

This Glance From Bigs Tho' is Beginning To Mesmerize Me...Which is Intriguing Cuz Biggie's Ex, Faith Evans Had a Song By Tha Same Name.
Yeah, That Was a Good Jam, And I Can Link To That One...But "You Used To Love Me" is Tha Video Of Tha Day...I Remember...Those lyrics Truly Changed Tha Game.
Looking Back At All Those Times, Those So Called Friends, That Somehow Left...Was it Tha Burberry?  Tha Night I Studied instead of Going To Tha Club?...Regret Can Drive a Soul Insane.
I Don't Have Any Though...Cuz I know How I Wanted To Live My Life...Mistakes Possibly Made...But if They Were Mistakes Then How Come I Feel So Good About Taking This Galaxy Plane.

We're About To Party Today, Cuz Once Again I'm Starting To Feel This Diary Post, and With Biggie Looking at Me, I'm Getting a Aura of Tha Year 1995.
When MJ Came Back To Tha Bulls...When 'Pac Was Dropping That 'California Luv'...When  Seinfeld was Tops, and When Motorola Were Dropping Those Pagers That Said..."143 Until Eye Die."
When I Was a Shorty I Can Recall When Those Cassette Tapes of Singles Where Tha Hot Thang...Pops Came Home With That "One More Chance", and I Could Dance Until Black Went Tha Sky.
So Soulful For tha Vets...Somethang Chill For Tha New Schoolers in Tha Game...I Was In Junior High Thinking I Can't Wait Til I Get a Chance of Some of Tha Kitty Pie!

I've Wondered What Was My Favorite Joint From Christopher Wallace..."Hypnotize" Brings Me Back So Many Memories...Of High School...Of Versace...Maybe it was Tha Sing-Along and Those Smiley Faces!
"Dead Wrong" With My Guy Eminem, Had Us Partying With Bottles of  Apple Sparkler, Heart Shaped Mexican Senoritas...I'm a Joker Yeah, but At Life's Poker Table, I've Had My Share of Aces.
To Be Honest Cupid Has Asked Me Several Times For Tha Copyrights To My Stories, but I Keep Telling Him 'No' Cuz...Yeah, Adriana, Giselle & Tyra R Cool, but U Need 2 Bring In more Angels... By Tha Cases.
So Many Times I Closed My Eyes and With A "Snap" of Tha Fingers I've Woken Up...That's Why I Know There is a Heaven...Cuz Gals Have Shown Me Heavenly...Places.

You Got Ur Classic's Like, "Juicy"...That Was Wild When Puff...Aka Puffy...Aka P. Diddy...Aka Diddy Requested Tryouts To Spit tha Lyrics If u Even Thought About Making His Band.
But Three Songs By Biggie, and I Can Go Into More...But For Purposes of Time, I Explain My Heart...Not It Looks Like Biggie On Tha Shirt Is Anticipating What Is Going To Come From My Hands.
All Tha Blood, Sweat and Tears of Being On Tha Street Corner, To Tha Cover Of Source Magazine...Wondering What Is Galaxia Gonna Say...This Was Always In His Plans.
To Leave a Legacy Where Your Words Will Be Remembered...Dang!  I Forgot About Tha Songs "Mi Casa" and "Nasty Gal"!  Those 2 Make Me Think of Great Times on These South Beach Sands.

Speaking of Which, I've Spent a Lot of Time Walking These Sidewalks Here in Tha Beach, My Boy Gave Me This Sick Biggie Collection of Songs That Contained Tha Old School Samples Tha Were Used.
"I Luv Tha Dough" Will Always have a Special Part in My Heart...Angela Winbush...And Jigga And Bigs...Oh Sizzznap!  They Tore That Jam Up...Tha Beat Got Abused!
All Those 90s References Throughout, With Shawn Carter and C. Wallace U Can See Their Rhythm In and Out Tha Studio...Going Back N' Forth like a Classic Big East Game Tween Georgetown and Syracuse.
I'm a Sucka When Legends Get Together For a Moments Time...Whether Watch Tha Throne...Or On "Suit and Tie" ...Or "Swagger Like Us"...Like B.B. King and Elvis Making an Album About Vegas Blues.

So Whenever I Hear That Song, I Begin To Do My Shimmy...Thinking Before 'Harlem Shakes', not That Goofy One a few Years Ago....I'm Talking From Tha Era of G-Dep.
How I Used To Dream About Riding in a Car With Two Tops Down...I'll Let U Imagine What I Mean On That...Hint...I Don't Roll Alone, and Riding With Dudes is a Thought U Could've Kept.
Life Isn't All About tha Money...I Think...Hehehe!...Wow!  That Totally Reminded me of This Gal That Looked like C. Diaz, Used To Live Right Across from Me...Ahh...No Need 2 Go Into Depth.
That Was Her Response  With Her Texts...Hehehe!....Anyway...Money Ain't it All, Trust Me U Can Have it All and Still Feel like Ur Missing Something...All Dips in Tha Ocean Doesn't Mean Tha Ur Come Up Wet.

Love Tha Song...Can't Get Tha Edited Version, so I Won't Share That One, Just Look It Up...Speaking of Edited Versions, Tha Next Song Was a Favorite of Me and My Boys.
When I Was In My Early "Dynasty" Days, playing College Ball in Tha Afternoon, Walking into Campus Parties Later That Night With a Blonde and Italian Brunette on Each Arm Like Life-Size Bratz Doll Toys.
 Matter of Fact, Tha First Time I Was put on To This, Was From My Teammate "Tha G-Man" Who Was From Some Eastern European Country That I Don't even Remember...Maybe tha Home of Leo Tolstoy.
He Owned Tha Campus...I Was a Freshman, Him a Senior...He Had Tha Hottest Gurls Around, and Me Chillin' With Him, and Him Schooling Me On How To Be A Hot Chinese Dinner Minus tha Sauce of Soy!

(Sorry, I Went Blank Right There...It's Kinda Corny But...Ok...Getting Back To Tha Story! Ha Ha!)

"I'm Loving You Tonight" and Yes, that Is in Italics...Cuz We Know What Tha Unedited Title is!  But This Set My Love Life on a Whole Nother Plateau.
It's P-I...M-P...Ology 101...Smooth Just How I Like To Do 'Thangs' and Opened Me Up To How This Thangs Go...Don't U Owe Me Something For Me Sitting You Next To Anna Wintour on Tha Front Row?
Let Me Just Be Real, As R. Kelly Sings Tha Hook To this Masterpiece...One of Tha Sorta Games of Dating and Marriage is Tha Game of Pimping One Another That Us Guys and Gurls Do, Like a Raggedy Ann and Andy Jeans Sew.
You Do This...I Do That...I Expect A Hug...I just Allowed U To Put Cheese On That Big Buford at Checker's/Rally's...That's Part of Ur Job in Being a Man...It's Crazy like a Lite-Brite with Its Neon Glow.

When Guys Go On a Date or "Whatever", Sometimes We Do Expect Something Depending on How a Gurl Orders...Miami Gurls LOOOOVE To Eat, I Promise You!  I Guess Steak and Potatoes is Tha Curves Diet.
A Gal May be like, 'I'll Take Tha Pan Roasted Shrimp With Scallops' and Immediately U Thinking, "This Chick Is Serious Huh?  She Betta Be into Role Play...She's Tha Stewardess...I'm Tha Pilot!'
Food Comes...A Few Brew Ha Ha's...And if She Orders Dessert, Tha Guy is Already Plotting On This Not Being a Hug Goodbye Night...U Luv a Play Fight, but after Spending all This Cash...I Want a Play...Riot!!
Not All, Cuz Some Gurls Attempt To Go Dutch, But Some Gurls Test Dudes Out To See if They Will Trick out all This Dust...Watch it..First Tha Dinner...Next Tha Beauty Salon...Then Louboutin's Being Charged on Tha Silent.

This Song Opened My Eyes To What Love Can Be...And What Love Really Is...Nobody Else Will Admit It So I Will...Dating Isn't Checkers It's Truly Turned Into a Game of Chess.
When To Text Somebody...Should I Follow This Guy on Instagram and Possibly Get Late Night Bedside Questions from My #1...Honesty is Always Good, but Galaxia Says Never Underestimate Tha Power Of Mystery Guess.
Listen I still Got Receipts From Nights From Happy Feet Movies, Lunches With Crepes and Strawberries, Gas Fill-Ups at Chevron...I Probably Should Sue These Chicks Considering I Got $97 Back This Year from tha IRS!
Oh Boy...Jokes Aside It's Serious Though...And Gurls Know They Hold Some of Tha Power...Not All, but Some...Probably Why Some Don't Return Calls or Go Out Cuz They Don't Want Guys Expecting S...E...X.

I Don't Expect Too Much for a Date or Lunch, I Do What I Wanna Do...Treat Who I Wanna Treat...I Just Ask That You Look Like Someone Who Wants To Have Fun With Tha Accessibility of Getting Jiggy!
Being On Point...Is A Whole Nother Topic...But When I Hear This Song It Reminds Me Of What I Consider Beautiful...Confidence, Strong Sense of Style...Heck I Think My Dream Gal Just Might Be Miss Piggy!
Unlike Nas and Ginuwine, You Don't Owe Me Anythang on a One Night...But Continually Giving Out Money or Laughs Without a Return Favor of tha Same...That's Not a Friend...That's Stupid...Which is Why Guys are So Stingy.
Same With Gals...It's Awesome To Do Thangs From Tha Heart, But Not With Tha Intention of Getting Somethang Back in Return...Most Find This Out After Tha Wedding Day and Tha...Ringy.

Whew!  Got a Little To Deep With That One...Biggie on Tha Tee is Looking Me Perplexed Like I'm Giving Away Too Many Secrets of Being One of Tha Most Known Playboys Since Steve McQueen.
Gotta Speak From My Heart...Alright, There's One More Jam that Gets Me To Head Nodding, Red Cup Swaying And On Tha Dance Floor Dag Near About To Split My Spleen.
See One Thang That U Have To Understand About Me is That I love To Live Life To The Fullest...I'm a Goofy Dude...That Just Happens To have Some Resources Above Tha Mean.
Any Guesses on What Tha Next Song is?  Taco Bell Did a Commercial With It, With Tha Guy Singing in Broken Spanish...Swagger on a Max, Advertising A Tortilla With Some Steak and Beans.

"I Luv It When U Call Me Big Poppa!"  No Matter What Race, Creed or Color, When U Hear That Beat, U Know it's Gonna Be a Good Night.
That Remixed Isley Brothers Beat in Tha Background, adds a Old School Sway To It, And Makes U Throw U Hands In Tha Air...To Party, Chill and Dance...That's Sooo Loser To Go To Tha Club To Fight.
Once Again, This Song, Takes Me Back To Them Childhood days Of Yo! MTV Raps...Rap City...I Used To And Still Luv It When Tha Sexy Gals Who are So Called Conservative, Can Spit These Lyrics From Left To Right.
You Said You're From Tha Valley...Or Live off of Worth Avenue in Tha Palm, But When U Spit Those Hip Hop Rhymes I Know That Ur Down, and When Ur With Ur Friends, U "Experimental" Kiss Ur Girls With Jeezy on Tha Mic.

One Line That is So Classic is Puff in Tha Hot Tub Time Machine, Saying..."Tell Ur Friends, To Get With My Friends, Or We Can Be Friends...We Can Do This Every Weekend!"
Cuz See, That's How I Get Down...I'm Not Used To This Hanging Out and Kicking It Every Two Weeks or Three Months, Life is Too Short...My Pops and Moms Used To Have Tha Get Togethers at Tha Crib, And That's Where it all Begins.
Enjoy Yourself!  Dance if You Want...U Can Have Fun With or Without a Drink in Your Hand...Just Because Others Don't See Life like That, Don't Let Them Stop You...In My Eyes Not Having Fun is a Sin.
That's Why I Keep on Using This Vintage Ferrari Example...Ready In Every Sense For Whatever...That Could Be Anything From Simple Convo, a Neat Meal in Wynwood, or Talking About Tha Super Bowl Hopes of Tha Fins.

Biggie Spits Hard in "Big Poppa" Showing Off His Pimp Juice...Funny, Did Biggie on Tha T-Shirt Just Smile and Wink His Eye at Me?!!
I Always Talk About Striving To Be Tha Best, and How Dreams Do Come True...Knowing That Those Moments of Doubt, You Shouldn't Run or Flee.
Earlier This Morning, I was Wondering or Actually Uttered, "I Don't Have Any More Left"...Tha Mountain Is Too Large, I've Done This For Too Long To Get Too Little...When Am I Gonna Get My Own Show on TV?
Ok, This Gurl is On Her Own Thang...Alright, They Pulled That Job I Wanted Before I Could Actually Apply...How Can It Seem Like Life Keeps On Telling Me 'No' When I'll Be Giddy Just To Hear a 'We We'.

But I Sat Down on My Ikea Table and Looked at Seemingly 1/8th of My Wardrobe, all Tha Tags That Haven't Been Popped, Like a Virgin Before A Prom Limo Ride...U See.
And Through All Tha European Designs, And Shirts With Celebrity Musicians and Hollywood Dream Gals on Them...One Shirt Stuck Out, and Seemingly Is Fixated On Me.
With A Look That Look Like, "Tha Galaxy Needs You.  Don't Go Out Like This."...One Day If U Continue on, U Will Leave a Mark Too...."Mo' Money, Mo' Problems"...That's Just Tha Life of A 'G'.
Then I Hear Him Saying... "Live as If Ur Dream Gal Has a Crush On You...'I Know U See me On Tha Videos...I Know U Hear Me On Tha Radio, but Still You Don't Pay Me No Attention...' That's Tha Journey for Those Legendary."

With His Eyes and Words, I Hear, I Push On...Right In Between Fashions Featuring Lady Gaga and Kayne West, Stood This Shirt of Red, That Showed To Be a King U Might Have To Through a Few Frowns.
Don't Be Frustrated Anymore Cuz Ur Time Is Here, Never Have U Been Better...You're At Tha Top of Your Game, Understanding Its What's In Tha Brain That Matters, Not just How Big Tha Toosh is In tha Valentino Gown.
Today I Make A Promise To Live as If I'm Ready To Die....Knowing That I'm Born Again...Becoming Life After Death, Walking With My Head Up High...Never With My Aura Turned Down.
Let's All Enjoy This Cuz It Won't Happen Ever Again...Biggie, A Two-Finger Kiss To Tha Sky For U Today...I Want What U Have...And Just Wonder, What This Galaxy Will Be Like, When Finally Tha Fun and Luv Prince...

I Do Mean Finally...

...Gets His Crown.

"Baby!  Bay-bayy!!"

Galaxia.  (With a Wink!)



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