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Oh, tha Helpless Romantic That I Am...It's On My Heart and Fingers as This Post I Type.
Love...Love...And More Love...Yeah, That's Tha Topic For Which Tonight I Write.
Yeah, It's Cool To Discuss Dating and Such...But What About When It Gets Down To Tha Good Ol' Lovey Dove at Night.
Something is in Tha Air, I just Feel it...And Ur About 2 Get Each and Every Inch of How I View Those Sexy Sights.

Moms Told Me Tha Other Day, that I'm Just Like Her...Flowers on Tha Bed, Music on tha CD...Roses To Ur Job Just Because.
Tha Type of Guy Who Ain't Afraid in Tha Street, and Behind Close Doors Won't Stop Until I Hear a Knock From Tha Fuzz!
I'm Serious About How I Get Down For That One I Truly Love...Whispering In Ur Ear, Yet You Won't Bat Me Away Like a Unwanted Fly Buzz.
See, I've Learned in My life, That It's Easy For a Guy To "Talk" a Good Game With a Good...But Tha Best Don't Talk, Tha Proof is In Tha Words..."My Man Just Does."

It's Hard To Find Somebody Who's On Our Level...Some Relationships Seem Boring To Me, Perhaps That Why I'm Still Sing-Lay.
How Can One Hang Out With Tha Boys For Tha NBA Finals, and Yet Forget To Make a Sexy Bath Cuz It's Valentine's...Day.
Yeah, I Can Be A Freak...Touching You in Spots That U Didn't Even Know U Had...An Erotic Treat...Like a Porn Star Stepping Out In a Pair of J's.
People Wonder Why I Play Trigga, Usher Raymond or Babyface In Tha Early Hours of Tha Morning...My Answer is That It's Never 2 Early To Play.

Seen a Lot in My Lifetime...Gurls Showing Me Their Boobs...Showing Me Tats Near Tha Kitty...Usually With Perfect Skin Minus Any Tan Lines.
It's So Amazing How Physically Being Good Looking is Cool...But Having a Mad, Sexy Personality is What Makes Me Take Ur Picture, and Show My Boys, With Tha Hashtag of...#Shesfine.
I Always Say, Making Love Should Be More Than just Tha Body...You Should Also Incorporate Feelings of Tha Heart, Soul and Mind.
This is A Feast Where Two People Feel Something Which is A Mystery to Tha Rest of Tha World...One Where Good Speech is Tha Appetizer...That Can Lead U To Going Straight To Dessert...Forget Tha Dine.

Tha First Time I've Been Kissed...Wow!  Should I Even Talk About it....Happened on a Street Corner, No Wonder I Have a Soft Spot for 'Ladies of Tha Night'.
Think I Remember Shorty's Name...Not Important For Tha Discussion...A Kiss on Tha Lips...I Skipped Tha Small Pecks on Tha Cheek, I Was Officially Now In Luv's Fight!
Maybe I Got Too Much of a SuperFreak in Me...Rick James Could've Written a Whole song Just On My Methods Alone...Tha Moon is Great, but Tha Best Lovers Enjoy Showing Their Skills in Tha Sunlight.
When She First Wakes Up....While Tha Kids are Catching Tha Bus For School...U Wanna Go Into Work, but Looking at Tha La Perla Has U Fighting Urself With All Ur Might.

Love or Heck Even 'Like' is an Action Word...It's Not in Tha Money U Spend But How U Treat That One Whom U Have Chemis...Tree.
How U Can Look Across Tha Room and Just Smile With Ur Eyes...Knowing That U Were Just Talking All Tha Evening...Kicking It On Tha Phone Til 3.
Tha Louis Vee Bags Are Classics...Tha Kors Bags are More Trendy...But When It Hits Both Of You, all U Can Hear is "Who's ur Mommy?!!....And Who's Your Pa...Pi!"
I Always Talk About Being Tha Best, Which Is Debatable To A Certain Extent...Although My Limits Go Past A Church Hug, and More To Drawing Mickey Mouse On Ur Stomach....With Some Organic Honey.

Guess it Can Be a Dangerous Thang To Give Too Much To Tha Wrong Person...Having Them Want You More and More, When U Were More like..."It Was A'ight!"
Girls Do It To Guys All Tha Time...Holding Out on Tha Tongue During a Kiss...Not Wanting To Be Held After Knockin' Tha Boots...Telling a Dude, "I Gotta Work Tomorrow, Right There...On Sight."
Knowing That What Tha Possess Has Ended Wars, Made Teammates Not Want To Pass Tha Ball To Each Other...Tell You What...P Power Can Be Much Stronger Than any Stick of  Dynamite!
Some Drives Will Drive 100 Miles an Hour Down I-95 To Get It...While Others Will Literally Fly Gurls in From Other Countries...It Better Be Good, Cuz That One Heckuva Expensive Flight!

Tha Other Day, I Think I Met Tha Sexiest Lesbian Gurl That I've Ever Seen...As Both Of Us Were Talking in Length...Couldn't Help But Think Her Face is So Beautiful, and Her Swag is Off Tha Charts.
I'm Not One To Judge Who She Dates or Whatever...But When I See Somebody Who's Hot, and I Can Feel It...Who Cares if Cupid Hit Me With Tha 'Other' Side of His Dart.
Always Remember...It's Easy To Be Attractive To One Gender...But When Ur Hot To Both Genders, That's When U Can Put a Scratchy Smiley Face Over Ur Heart.
Getting Hit On By Guys and Gurls is Something Many Never Experience...I Have Several Times, and I Guess It All Goes Along For Winning Tha Role For Casanova's Real Life Counterpart.

So I Wonder When Gurls Tell Me Horror Stories About Their Man, Or Guys in General...I'm Not a Pushover By No Means, but If She's Willing To Wear Tha Heels, Can't We At Least Rub Her Feet?
I Mean...I Have Expectations...No, Too Hard of a Word...Preferences..Yeah...When It Comes To 'My Main Squeeze'...Always Looking At a Gurl's Shoes...And Then Looking at Her Nails To See if They are Neat.
All Of Us Have Downtime With or Without Makeup...Chillin' In Sweats...But I've Learned That Tha Gurls I Really Dig, Don't Just Look Good on Friday Nights, but Also in Those Hidden Times During Tha Week.
Consistency, is Really Huge For Me...I'm Egotistical but Past Gurls Have Forced My Hand...I Mean One Night Of Looking Good Adds Up To Only 52 Times A Year...That's Not How I Want More Gal To Compete.

Now...That Puts Pressure On Me as Well...Not Really Pressure but Awareness...If I Want My Gurl To Show Cleavage Whenever We Go Out, I Have To Understand Her Standards of Her "Dream Man".
Whatever U Do...Don't Settle...Gurls Act Like It Doesn't Matter How a Guy Dresses, Well Let Me Tell You What...That's A Lie, Fellas!  A Dress Shirt Can Make or Break U Getting A Walk on Tha Beachy Sands.
A Simple Scent Can Turn a Woman On Beyond Any Measure...Can Have Her So Hot, That Even Though She Wants To, She Doesn't Want Ur Scent To Leave, So She Refuses To Turn On Tha Fan.
I Recall Singing Songs Like..."Baby We Can Do It/Take You Time Do It Right"...While Another Beauty Constantly Telling Me, "I Want To LickLickLickLick You From Ur Head 2 Ur Toes"...Nothing Can Stop a Woman's Desire When It's Hot as a Frying Pan.

But Be Careful...One More Drink, Can Spur Some Southern Hospitality That Can Leave U Chopped And Screwed...All Over Tha Bounce Of Her Money Maker.
Ain't It Wild How Folks Acts Once Tha Liquor Hits Tha Tummy...Like Every Desire That Once Was Secret Is Now Told...Awakening From Ur Soul's Mat like Tha Undertaker.
She's Tha Gal That U've Always Wanted...Her Body is So Curvaceous, and Now She's Dancing Right In Ur Lap....Is She For Real?  Or Is Tha Result of a Drunk Faker?
Depending On How U View Tha Situation, U Try To Look Out For Her, and Not Take Advantage of Her...While I'm Sure I Know some Guys Who'll Say..."Tooshay"...and Go Ahead and Take Her.

All Those "I Luv U Austin's" and Those Smacks On Tha Booty That Gurls Do To Me While Tipsy as J-Kwon, Makes Me See What a Gurl Can Really Be...Once Her Guard is Down.
My Grandma Used To Tell Me, "Don't Ever Trust a Gurl Who Can't Hold Her Liquor"...If She's Falling Over Tha Place, and Babbling Everybody's Secret...Odds are Ur Gonna End Up in Divorce Court Downtown.
Nothing Wrong With Having Fun...Are You Kidding Me?!  But What's Tha Use of Attending Tha Circus, and Not Remembering that Head Shot Tricks By Those Male/Female Twin Clowns.
All I'm Saying Is Don't Believe Tha Hype All Tha Time...Sexy Smiles, Tha Grabbing of Ur Crotch Through Ur Jeans, Could Just Be Tha Result of a Doll Having a Long Day Full of Frowns.

So How Will I Know That I've Met Tha Gurl With Potential...One That I'm Willing To do That Tongue Maneuver That Is Certain To Make A Brain Blow.
Great Conversation is A Great Way To Start....I Won't Go There Tonight...But I Absolutely Luv a Gurl That Has Money, but She Never Brings Up Tha Importance of Brand Names or Dough.
I mean, Ain't it just Tha Sexiest Thang To Hand Somebody Their Sweater, And It's So Plain Looking but Tha Inside Reads Gucci...But U Would've Never Known.
I Used To Say I Date All Types of Gurls...But I Don't...Beauty Comes in Many Packages....Yes...Foreign, Tall, and Curvy is Up There...Although A Few of My Guys Would Also Add in There...Good Dome!

Oh, Austin...Why Do U Write These Thangs...They just Illustrate How Conceited You are...Or Perhaps How Experienced I Am To Know What Makes Me Tick.
Seemingly I've Like Gurls With Tats, Flawless Faces or Even Unique Hair...But How a Gal Carries Herself is What Puts Her In High Demand...Like Ne-Yo Says...That's "So Sick".
Been a Wild life That I've Lived....At Times U Wonder If U'll Meet Anybody Who Feels Ya...While Many More Times We've Walked Inside a Joint With a Heavenly Note Handed 2 Meet Saying..."Take Ur Pick."
I LOOOOVE Tha Most Beautiful of Women on Tha Outside...Yet Personality is Wins Everytime...Personally I Think A Great Sense of Humor is a 2k15 Version of "Being Thick".

Tonight Was Just A Slither Of How I Get Down...Maybe Too Much For Some...I'm Honest Those, Cuz For Tha One I think Is Worthy, Friend or Lover...I Won't Hold Anythang Back.
That Could Be Back Rubs, A Voice of Encouragement or a Hand Written Card...Just To Let You Know That Never Mind Social Media...There Isn't One Beauty Quality That You Lack.
I Do What I Do Straight From My Heart, and That's For Real...This May Sound Funny But Sometimes Great Companionship Can Beat A Few Hours of Tossing and Turning in Tha Sack.
Guess Now, I'm At That Ultimate Level of Luv and Desire...Where I Have Tha Sexiest of Tha Sexy Around Me All Tha Time...With Tha Knowledge That Tha Best Luv is 24/7....

Whether Ur Standing Up...

Or Lying Flat.

Galaxia!