Clouds Have Formed on this Morning in Tha M.I.A..
Just Ate Some Oatmeal, Considering if This Is Gonna Be a Day of Rest or Play.
Had a Month's Worth of Episodes go Down This Week...That I must Say.
Almost Need 2 Clear our Mind...I need A Magic Eraser...Immediate...Lay!
Oh Austin...What Shall U Jot Upon...Tha Dreams, Tha Journey or Tha Girls.
Seems Like This Diary of ours Has Turned into A Pool of Whirl.
One Moment Life's A Mystery, Wondering Where is My Silver of Ing Sterl.
Tha Next Talking About Tha Beautiful Gals That Surround Me...All of Which I Wanna Twirl.
Life Can Be a Joke, and It Ain't Fun When Tha Heavenly Comic Keeps picking On U in Tha Crowd.
U Already Bought Ur Two Drink Minimum...Why am I Getting Picked on Eddie Murphy Style?
Andrew Dice Clay, Leno Jay, All Chomping At Tha Bit to Hit Tha Stage With an Insulting Wow.
Being Tha Brunt of Jokes Whether From Life or Others Isn't Fun...It Can Make U Have a Cow.
Ok. I have no idea how we got here, but I'm Gonna take a step back & we gonna let Tha Diary just write itself on today.
I'm Tha Ultimate 'Fun' Guy...Always Ready 2 Laugh, Joke, Romance and Dance.
Huh! I should Put That On My Business Card, Tell Me That Wouldn't Earn a Supermodel's Second Glance!
But I've Been Fighting 2 Keep Our Smile, Life Has Seemed Loooong, like Our 'Hotline Bling' only has a Few More seconds To Prance.
All This Mess Going On Around us, Then With Me being an Eligible Bachelor...It's Been Hard 2 Keep our Captain Morgan Stance.
I have had Tha Pleasure 2 Enjoy a Lot That Life Has 2 Offer...Money. Young Hollywood Wardrobe. And Moments That One Never Forgets.
For Our Life Being What it Is, I'm Ultra Humble Really...I've Shown our Masterpiece in Stages...Bit by Bit.
But I'm starting 2 Really Not Like How Humanity and Others are Being Treated...This Attitude like, 'I can Do What I Want Cuz I'm Tha $?&@!'
I've Always Believed if I can be Low Key and Humble...So Can U...All These Attitudes of Frozen Snickers Bars, When in Reality it's Tha Mind of a Kat Kit.
Whether Seeing Reckless Driving on Tha Vice City Streets of Miami, or Innocent People Losing Their Lives in a Shootout, it's like Nobody Cares.
Everybody is in Their Own World...Yes, I Have My Own Galaxy, but Every Once in a While I look Up From My Phone 2 At Least Observe and Stare.
This isn't Tha 'Fun' life That I Once envisioned...When instead of Homework, I Was Watching MTV's House of Style, Melrose Place or even A Current Affair.
I Always Believed That One Normal Person from Tha 'Hood Could Have Such an impact That Even Elvis and Mother Teresa Could be at Tha Bar of Angels, See our Face on TV and Then Click a Beer!
This Hope of 'Fun and Luv' is becoming absent it seems...I don't know What I'll Doll if I hear Another Sexy Babe Discuss A Guy Not Holding a Door For Her.
It's Tha Little Things That Gurls Find Attractive, Tha Little Things That Makes Society Enjoyable, Those are Tha Pauses in Life's Blur.
I got A Story 2 Share, Well a Lot cuz Our Life is Like a Movie...Sometimes a Porno Actually...With Tha Only Thing Missing is 3 Knocks and A Gurl Standing Naked at Tha Door Wearing a Fur!
These Attitudes Though That People Have is Not Cool...And This is Coming From Life's Ultimate Egomaniac...Some Have Cities, but I'm Gonna Hit Planets on My Upcoming Book Tour.
I'm into Shoes...Very Much So...Guess I'm like a Gal When it Comes to Kicks...Willing 2 Sacrifice Meals so I got Some 'Pop' on my Feet.
Sneakers are my Thang...Nikes, J's and Kobe's...I buy Shoes That Possess Memories, Fit My Personality, Which is Usually Colorful, High Tech Design and Sleek.
Just Cuz Something is Expensive doesn't mean I'll Cop 'Em...or Keep Them...U Shouldn've seen My Face When I returned my Tom Ford Sunglasses Tha Other Week.
Some Sneaks I've had My Eye on for Decades it Seems, and I have basically all my Holy Grail Shoes...I'm like a Mix of Scrooge McDuck, Pepe Le Pew and Alvin from Tha Chipmunks...A Unique Geek.
So these Nike Huaraches, have been on my list for a While, I've been Eyeing Tha Price on Them like I just Won a Grammy and Was at Tha Strip Club drooling over 'Twin Peaks' come down Tha Pole.
Wait...Wait...it was a Re-Release but I just know that I may not have a Chance again 2 Charge...Ooops! Pops may read this..."Buy" them Again Without Considering a Future Child 2 Hold.
I placed Tha Order For Pickup at This Foot Locker here in Miami, it wasn't here in South Beach but Who Cares, I'll travel for Some Sneaks...As With a Good Meal With Chicken and Slaw That's Cole.
I waited 2 Pick up my Shoes a day or so after I placed Tha Order Cuz of 'Tha Lifestyle', Finally I talked 2 My BFF Siri, and She Gave Me Directions 2 My Low and Behold.
I don't like 2 Talk about Different Neighborhoods, Cuz I ain't never Scared, but I've never been 2 This Part of Miami, so I'm always on Guard with My Car or My Outfit being US Weekly Trendy.
It'll be really Disturbing from Be to Get into a Fight Defending myself, and With Tha Other guy tell Tha Cop, 'I just got Busted Up By a Guy in Armani Undies and Eyeglasses made By Fendi!'
So I get out, and Walk into Tha Store, it was empty, a Security Guard walks from that Back...It's A Freakin' Weekday Afternoon! It's like They recently Got Robbed by Tha Brady Bunch's Cindy.
That Threw me off...I Said, 'What Up Dude!' And He Gave me a Hateful Stare with No Response...I'm like Ok, Here We Go...Haven't felt like This Since I was near Tha City of Windy.
This Guy Comes out Reluctantly, gives me another Crazy Look, I Say 'What's Up!'...He Was Like Whatever, Suddenly I felt Hate in Tha Air.
I don't Even Know This Dude...I tell Him I'm here 2 Pick up my Shoes, and Begins 2 Give mevTha Run Around like, 'U supposed 2 Pick Them up That Day!' And All this Ying Yang...I felt like I was Truth and He Was Dare.
I do Posess This Young Hot Rich Boy, Where if I Don't get my Way When I know I'm 100% Right, I may Just Go Off like that Bomb Inspector Gadget Had 2 Save...We Really Don't Wanna Go There.
But This Guy Was Disrespecting Me...I'm just trying 2 Scoop Up These "Fab 5" kicks, beat This Art Basel Traffic...And Not Get Caught Up in All This Who, What, When and Where.
Still...Disrespect.
So I'm Trying 2 Figure out if I Should Start Humming 'Amazing Grace' or Start Spitting Tha Lines to Rick Ross and Jay-Z's 'The devil is a Lie', Cuz I could Feel Tha Red Button in my Chest get Warm.
One..He's Causing Me Unnecessary Trouble...Two, He's being a Donkey Hole without even knowing me...I was wearing a Hare Jordan Tee, Some Jeans And Some J's...Why All Tha Bee Storm.
I literally Thought He Sold My Shoes Bootleg Style, cuz I know How Folks Do on a Hot Item...If a That Would've Occured It'll Been Like Sounding Tha Fire Alarm inside A Co-Ed Dorm.
Security or No Security, There Was gonna Be a Major Problem up in There...I just got done Watching a Docu on 1970s gangs in Tha Bronx...This Yankee was ready 2 Swing His Bat and Perform.
Finally after checking with Tha Manager, 'Out of Nowhere' I got my Shoes...I Should've Knocked Over some Displays on My Way Out!
But I felt like...Ew! U know...How Can Somebody not Like You When they Don't even Know You? I'm Black. He's Black. I'm probably more "Thug" than Him...No Doubt.
Nowadays it's like Others are Jealous Cuz of Success, Cuz of Money, Cuz They Got More Followers, Cuz She's Smart and Beautiful...Everyday is Truly a Bout.
Nobody knows How hard U Work in Tha Gym, Or How Many Hours U Study...It Takes Hard Work, but People only See Tha a Results...I've been Writing This for almost an hour and a Half...Round About.
Everybody Wants Their Voice 2 Be Heard, That doesn't mean Shoot up Innocent People or Block Doors on Black Friday so People Can't Get out...Go Straight To Tha Source.
One Thing We Don't do Anymore is Talk...At Work...I definitely know in Love Relationships...That's Tha Foundation For Anything, but We Put our Cart of Feelings Before Tha Horse.
We're so busy Hating or Being Concerned With One Another that we Forget That Life is Like Golf...You Never Play Ur Competition...Ur Always Playing Tha Course!!!
Stop being Jealous...
Tha Other Day, I Was Feeling Envious...Been Feeling that a Lot Lately...Why aren't I This Megastar When I got Tha Talent and Itch of Love and Fun?
How Come Others are Getting Laid and Getting Married, When Every Week is Like Gurls Wanting you but Not WANTING you...One Hour With Me is Like Tha Rainbow Following Tha Sun.
If I'm So Good...Or So Nice (Still Hate That Description but Whatever)...How Come I Got Tha Grilled Chicken Patties, Tha Lettuce, Tomatoes and Pickles...But still missing Tha Mustard and Buns.
It Doesn't seem right...I'm blessed beyond measure, but still doesn't seem fair...How Come I'm being Forced To Walk When Everybody I Know is Off On Their Run?!
Even Last Night...No Art Parties...No TV except for That Telethon on Telemundo that was pretty good...I just Laid in Bed and Tried to Figure out How 2 Focus Through Tha Pain.
Not necessarily Physical Pain, but Tha Daily Grind of Not Getting Weary in Well Doing or Always feeling Like You're Tha One...With Results saying U might Never Be 'Tha One'...That Pain.
Tha Stories I share In Relation to Our Life and My Choppy Waters of Dating...I Don't Wanna Share really, I rather Be Caked Up With a Mamacita talking bout an Old episode featuring Martin Payne.
But as I'm evolving I Share it, Whether I Should or Not, cuz One Day When I do Make It Big...There Will be A Concrete Journal Illustrating a Process Was Built on Luv, But Was Matured On...
Ok. Yet and Still...it's All about 'Luv and Fun' I believe That's What Life is All about...It May Sound Weird 2 Some, But I'm Determined To Go Down With That Ship.
That's a Figure of Speech, cuz That Ship Will Never Sink...Tha Stormy Winds May Blow, but U'll be able 2 Survive...Even Tha Great Ones Need a Kick in Tha Rear or a Sexy Whip.
Yeah, I like Ferrari's, Beautiful Things and People...All Tha Things That Takes Me Back 2 Being a Kid...Dreaming of Stardom and Eating Those M&M Cookies Filled With Chocolate Chip.
This Is How One Talks When One Knows He's Closer Than Ever To Hearing Those Words "Your Turn"...
Just Thinking About It Gets Me Excited...And Outta My Eye I sense My New Life Philosophy...
When U Turn Life's Faucet, No Longer Focus on Tha Pour...But Slowly and Simply Enjoy Each and Every...
Drip.
Galaxia!
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