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To Be Me.

'Fun and Luv' seems to be all I Think About Every...Freakin'....Moment of Tha Day.
Wondering When Can I Finally Understand Why I Was Built This Way.
Life Can Be Boring...Some Gurls Can Be Too...Same Stuff...Same Looks...Same Say.
How Come I Have 2 Go Through This Impossible Looking Route...Heading in2 May.

I'm Tha Goofiest Guy There Is...At Least I Think...When Ur With Us...Nothing But Good Times.
Almost Like I'm Being Saved For The Right Moment or Person...Living This Life as A Mime.
Where Everybody is Looking at You, but Doesn't Want 2 Get 2 Know You, Which Is Fine.
Just After So Many Pennies Being Tossed Away in Tha Well...Isn't It Right To Finally Meet a Dime?

I Have 2 Motivate, and Re-Motivate Myself...Yelling at God...Why Did You Give Me This Life?
Truly I Know Tha Road 2 Ur Dreams Is Hard, but It's Like I Have 2 Go 2 Tha Island of Loneliness and Strife.
Like a Mouse in This Maze Neverending, Wanting More Outta Life Than Just Tha White Picket Fence and Yoga Stretching Wife.
Hoping Tha Each Prayer, Each Sacrifice and Risk Taken...Leads To a Smoke Outta That Success Filled Pipe.

No Depressed...Not Even Frustrated...Just Wondering How Much Longer Much One Endure and Take.
We're Only a Third of Tha Way Into This Year, and Already I Want to Blow Out Tha Candles on This 2015 Cake!
So Much Drama...So Much "It's Part of Tha Process"...Yet I Don't See Anybody Else Getting Text Messages From God That Says..."Wait."
All I Do Is Want To Enjoy Life To Tha Fullest...That's It.  But How Can I When It's Like Whatever I Do, Is Being Denied By That Present Day Enemy Called...Fate.

Interesting.

How Can I Turn Fate Into My Friend?  When Every Door Closed Will Open With a Simple Turn of Tha Knob.
It's So Mysterious When U Feel Like Ur Getting Blessed in So Many Areas, Yet...Tha Price of What U Really Want Hasn't Been Right...Shout Out 2 Barker Bob.
I'm At a Point Now Where I'll Do Anythang To Reach Our Dreams...Give Me a Valentino Red Dress, and A Bib, and I'll Give Miss Fate The Ultimate Blow Job!
Cuz I've Felt Like I've Paid My Dues...Been Calm and Collected When Life Seems To Have Screwed Me Over...What's a Man 2 Do When Ever Robin Hood Feels Like He's Getting Robbed?!!

Never Seen Anythang Like It.

I Feel Like I'm Like From Outer Space Or Somewhere...Cuz My Life is So Weird and Different Beyond Means.
No Matter How Hard I Try 2 Fit In...Life Won't Let Me...Just Because I Have a Plus Size Personality, Doesn't Mean I Can't Be Tha Face of Guess? Jeans.
We Can't Help It If Striving to Become One of Tha Best Is In My Blood...Success Is Tha Drug, And I'm Tha Ultimate Fiend.
When U've Been Denied...Denied...Denied Of What Others Have Enjoyed...U'll Be Pretty Upset Too...Ready To Act Out Ur Own Scarface Expletive-Filled Scene.

Nobody Tells You Tha Demands That Are Put on You...As You Go From Nancy Drew To Peaches at Tha King of Diamonds.
You Question if It's Really Worth Being Yourself...Like It's Ok 2 Be One, but You Can't Be Alvin, Theodore...AND Simon.
Like I Say With a Sexy Guy or Really Beautiful Gurl...It's Like If Ur Too Perfect...Whatever That Is...Hate Then Comes At You at Speeds That Are Ever So Blinding.
All U Want 2 Do Is Be Like Everybody Else...Hang Out With Friend...Date...Grab a Root Beer Float or a Burger...Of Tha Juicy 1/4 Pound Kind...Or Tha Small Kobe Ones That Are Always Sliding.

So U Don't Know What To Do?  I'm T'd Off Right Now, but Tha Only Word That Comes To Mind is...Embrace.
If That Means You Have To Be Tha "Only One"...Who Doesn't Do This or That...Then 'Beep It' So Be It...And U Be Tha One Who Sets Tha Pace.
If That Means That U Feel Like Sleepin' in Nuthin' but Ur Armani Underwear, Cuz It Makes U Feel Sexy and Sensual...Who Cares What Others Think...Make Thar Bedroom a Version of Hugh Hefner's Place.
Cuz No Matter How U Cut It...Slice It...Or Even Pray Over It...There's Only Gonna Be One Of U That Ever Walks This Earth...Everybody Wants 2 Be Puffy...Sometimes It's Also Good 2 Be Mase.

Not Too Long Ago, It Was Forced Into Our Minds That Nobody Has a Story Like You, So No Need To Keep Trying To Compare.
Tha Only People I Judge My Checkpoints at are Celebrities Anyway...But Now I Know That Even Our Life Is Crazier Than a Ride on Tha Ferris at Tha County Fair.
It's Like Ur Paying Such a Heavy Price, For a Lifestyle YOU Don't even Know What Ur Shooting For...It'll Be Nice if Tha Chick Called Fate Would at Least Tell you When and Where.
But All U Got are These Principles That You Hope Turn Out Right In Tha End...You Feel Like Ur On Punishment For Just Looking at Life's Freezing Cold Mug of Beer.

When It Comes To Gurls...I Shouldn't even Go Here 2day...But In My Heart I Really Believe With Me U Get It All.
You Have Somebody Who's Experienced...Yet Hasn't Done Everythang With Somebody...Almost Like Dating Van Wilder As He Enters His 4th Freshman Year in Tha Fall!
I Have a Pretty Maximum High Value...And I Can Go On and On...I Won't...But When U Haven't Met Anybody of Tha Like U Wonder..."How Come Nobody Has Asked Me Out 2 Tha Ball?"
U Go Down Tha List, and See Who's Already Gotten an Invite, and U Think..."What Else Do I Have 2 Do? I've Already Written My Name, Number and 'Call Me' on Tha Inside of Every Bathroom Stall!"

I'm Just Gonna Talk About This...It's Like U Take a Self-Diagnosis on Yourself...Constantly Trying To Wonder Why This Life U Live isn't Like Ur Friends or Fa-ma-Lee.
Why Am I Tha Last One 2 Get Hitched...Why Do I Have 2 Be Tha Cheerleader 2 Stop a Emotional Suicide...Why When Others are Vacationing Around Tha Globe, I'm Busting My Butt Like a Bumble Bee.
Waiting To Be "Stung"...Yet They Would Rather Dip Their Stick in Some Used Up and Very Artificial Flavored Honey.
When Inside U Know U Got Tha Best Nectar, Once U Get a Taste of This Hive There's No Going Back...Knowing That There's Nothing Better Than Making Luv When It's Hot and Sticky!

(Wink!)

Everybody May Not Look at Life like U Do...Which is Fine...I'm a Big Dreamer That Always Think Life Should Be Fun.
Everybody Who's In a Relationship Isn't Happy...Everybody Who's Working YOUR Dream Job Isn't Satisfied...Every Vegan Who's a Vegan Doesn't Crave At Least One Slice of Meat in Their Buns.
Took Me a While To Understand That....Oh, His Gurl is So Hot and More Importantly Cool...Only To Hear....Bro, She's Never in Tha Mood When I Want Some Role Play So I Can Pull Out My Stun Gun.
Just Because Somebody Looks Good Physically Doesn't Mean It'll Always Be That Way...And If Tha Relationship is Only Based on Facebook Thumbs Up's  and Instagram #perfectcouple 'Likes'...U May Be left in Tha Sun.

There's No Doubt in My Mind, and you Can Write This Down...I Know I Attract Tha Most Beautiful Females Ever Seen.

No Doubt.

With That Though, You Have To Realize That You Bring  a Lot to Tha Table as Well...Your Record May Not Be Perfect, but It's Far From Being Not Clean.
It's Like I've Seen Tha Best Body Shapes...Style of Dress...So I Must Look For Other Thangs That I Can Take My Luv Coupon in To Cupid To Redeem.
There's a Level of Excitement That My Woman Must Have...An Aura Like No Other...Who Knows Who She Is...What Life is All About...And Goes To Sleep Knowing How 2 Walk Luv and Fun's Balance Beam.

Don't Stop Having Confidence In Who You Are.  Don't Let Being Single...Or Even Married Determine If U are Gonna Be Great or Not.
You May Have 2 Play Tricks With Your Mind...Just To Keep Pushing, and Take U 2 Tha Next Step...2 Make Plain...2 Thicken Tha Plot.
Shouldn't Reveal My Secret...But My Attitude Right Now is...If Bruce Wayne Would've Had a Son, How Would It Have Played Out.
That's Who I Want 2 Be...Meaning...Where Would He Eat?  What Would He Drive?  Or How Would His Wardrobe Look?  Or What Types Of Gurls Would He Want 2 Be Seen With On Tha Town Out and About?

There's Always Room For Improvement, But When U Don't Have a Blueprint, that's When U Get Tested To Tha Absolute Max.
Wondering Why Life Has To Be So Hard...I Never Knew It Would Be Such a Big Leap Going To Email, and Leaving Behind Tha Fax.
You Learn A Lot About Urself...About Ur Future Mate...Who R Your REAL Friends...Everybody Isn't Gonna Like You When Tha Conductor Moves You From 3rd Chair Percussion, to Having a Solo Concert With an Alto Sax.
It's Ok When They Are Getting Theirs, but Once U Start To Get Yours...And Life Repays You For All Ur Sacrifices or Nights Hugging tha Pillow Alone in Tears...Then it's Wrong Right?  That's a Bunch of Rubbish Stacks!

Tha Diary Gods Are Telling Me 2 Stop, Thus I Will.  It Used To Be a War Between What My Life Once Was, and Where It's Now Going To Go.
Thinking About Missed Opportunities, That In Hindsight Really Weren't So Missed...But Needed 'Checkpoints' To Illustrate Ur On Tha Right Path, and They Were Only There So U Could Grow.
Stop Comparing Urself 2 Others...Cuz 2 Be Honest, There Won't Be a Comparison...Sometimes U Get Picked Up By Ferry...Others By Yacht...And If U Like Me, U Have 2 Battle Tha Choppy Waters and...Row.
But MARK MY WORDS...If You Hang In There, Somethang Special Is Gonna Happen With Everythang U've Ever Wanted Coming True...

And There's Nothing Like Fate...Finally...I Do Mean FINALLY...

Inviting You 2...

Tha Show.

Galaxia!