Swamp Thing!

Tha only thing I can compare it 2 is Being in A Swamp.

All those Weeds, Ikky Dampness Hovering over U Round About.

Muddy From Head 2 Toe, Hoping U ain't Got No Ill Fated Disease or Gout.

But Ever So Happy U Survived And Now You're...Out.

This is How I Feel Now, So Weird, like I'm Different Overnight.

I'm about 2 Take a Shower 2 wash off All Those Bad Odors and Smells of This Nightmare Plight.

One Where Struggle For Unknown Reasons were a Preparation For a Legendary Fight.

One Where Gurls Who's Realness Blindfold Me...Leads 2 Gals Who Are Outta Sight.

I've questioned This Journey of Mine Like Oprah, Diane or Barbara Walters.

Why Has it Been So Weird? I just Want a Life Among Tha Stars...One that Never Falters.

But Lately I've Been among Mirage Friendships...Hate Aliens With all Their Flying Saucers.

Wondering after All these Seasons When Can I Finally Get this Life That Has Been Tivo'd with Way 2 Many Pauses.

All about Luv and Fun, That's It...Keep Saying That but it's Like I'm Preaching 2 A Solo Choir.

Yeah I luv Fashion, Music, and Working Out...Our Interests Our as Diverse as SNL's Mike Myers.

But It's Been like A Preparation of sorts...Us in Tha Lab or Wilderness, Using Doctor Thoughts While Our Only Entertainment Being a Bond Fire.

Thinking "What More Can I Do?"..."How Much Longer Can This or I Go On?"...Maybe I should put a Hit  on Myself and Call a Gun For Hire.

Cuz I got it all, but That feeling of Missing Out Haunted Me...Like a Pac-Man Ghost Dressed as a Bandit.

Heard This Quote recently..."Sleeping Alone is Just A Waste of My Sexual Talent."

True in Some Ways...And U begin 2 Wonder if It's even Worth Having This Galaxy or Becoming Someone Who Changes Tha Planet.

Cuz Tha Better You Get, Tha More Obstacles Come Your Way...With Patience being Tha Ultimate Double Dare Course Standing Between Your Every Wish Granted.

As I left This Muddy Period I felt like I Survived Everything I Could In Terms of Luv and Women in Par Tick.

I literally Can Toss those Dirty Rags 2 Tha Side, and Grab That Lighter and Give a Mob Style 'Flick'.

These Gals Have Made 'One Moment' Cameos in my Life...Almost like Tha Final Lessons Before All Tha Paparazzo Cameras Go 'Click!' 

Who 2 Trust...Ur Eye For Beauty...Gurls being More Than Sex Toys...Understanding Some Gurls Need 2 Feel like Sex Toys...Lessons Learned at Tha Ultimate Level, Usually Reserved for Names Followed By a R.I.P..

Never Thirsty, but These Females Would Somehow Come 2 Me...Seeming Only 2 Try out For Tha Lead in Tha Song..."Strangers In Tha Night."

It was So Frustrating cuz They Would Have Boyfriends, Be Married...So Call Titles of Luv...Have This or That, but are Attracted 2 Me, Which is Sorta Tight.

Yet I was left Thinking, 'I always Attract Super Hot Gurls, but They are like Tha Wrong Gurls'...When Can They Be Single, Not Untouchable and Filled With a Curiosity Might.

It's She's This 'But'...Not Looking for This Angel...Well I do like Vicki Secret Angels! But if they weren't Taking, Tha 'But's' were in important Areas That are important 2 Me and Makes Luv Worthwhile in This Fight.

But You have 2 Keep going through Tha Process...Even Though You already Believed That it's Taken 2 Long.

Like Everyday Ur Trying 2 Be So Positive, Believing That Ur Gonna Finally Meet Somebody Who knows Tha Words 2 Ur Song.

Somebody Who wants 2 Really Be With You and Not just Use You as a Energy Gas Station Who once Every Month Here They Come Along.

One Day They Won't Say a Word...Tha Next They Wanna Sleep with U...So Ne-Yo Sick of Those games...One Day it's Ping...Tha Next Night it's Pong.

This Has Just been my Journey, One That I must Own, No Longer Uttering I wish I was Like My Brotha or Homies Who got a Career and a Cool Doll, and I gotta Deal With...This.

Not Wanting Any Gal or Boy 2 Be Like Me cuz Tha Waiting Room Period Is Super Tough...It Takes Twenty Years To Get One Night of "I'll Do Anything That U Wish."

There's Something Bigger That Those Nights of Wonder lead You 2...A Life of Abundance, and No longer are U Surviving off of Tha Jesus Diet of Dirty Berries, Day Ol' Bread and Two Fish.

Perseverance Under All Conditions are Truly Neccessary...Also realizing That Not Everyone Wants 2 Have What's gonna Be On Ur Dream Dish.

Say that Cuz When Ur in A Slump or Swamp or Period when Nothing Goes Your Way U Tend 2 Always Compare.

Miami is Tha Worst Place or Tha Best Place depending on How U Look at it, 2 Feel This Way...Cuz Being Surrounded by so much Natural and Artificial Beauty U Wonder When Mother Nature and Father Time Will Share.

During This 'Nuthing Goes My' Way Maze, those Defeated Three Words are always on Ur Lips...'It's Not Fair!'

Gotta a Quick story 2 Tell...a Quick one...

So Tha Other Night I Went out and This was a Bar not Even a Jumping Club, but Myself and My Homie and His Gurl were Forced 2 Wait in Line.

I know, I Know..."LOSER!!!" Waiting in Line and Not having Ur Name on a List is Tha Ultimate Sign of like...Appetizer Life...Not Tha One of Wine and Dine.

I can't stand it...Either my Guys or Whoever Know Tha Bouncers, or Some Chicks, or My name is Already on Tha List, so When I Show, I walk in so Everything is Super Fine.

But On this Night I was getting My Share of Humble Pie, BIG TIME!! With My Ego Thinking, "They don't know Who I Am!" ...I Pinkie promise You That was on Constant Repeat in My Mind.

But us know What...They DIDN't Know Me!! Ha ha! So just like Tha Rest Inwould Have 2 Pray it Didn't Rain.

Being "In Line" would Be Okayyy (Boy I luv how My Homegurl Says That Word...Okkaaay!)...But This Wasn't Vegas or Ibiza...And Kaskade or Stevie Akoi wasn't inside on Tha 1's and 2's on their DJ Game.

 From Tha Outside it Looked Like a Friday night Joint I'll find back in Indiana or Wisconsin Where T-Pain's "Low...Low...Low" is Still Driving at ha Guys and Dolls Insane.

But 2 Stand Outside in Borderline Mud, and Watch Kids with Beatup Old Tees and Non Descript Snapbacks of Emojis and Smiley Faced Bombs go ahead of You...This I could Not Contain.

Then Tha 'Rope Guy'...Wouldn't Call Him a Bouncer, but Tha Rope Guy then shouted..."Tonight is Ladies Night Two Gurls to a Guy!" He Later Went All Tha Way To Four!

Truly I'm Thinking This Is Some  "Beep Beep" Cuz I know Lindsay Lohan or That Other Hot Chick from Mean Girls (Guys Know Exactly Who I'm Referring to!) Aren't Inside Tha VIP Door.

And I'm seeing All these Really Attractive Girls Walking Out Tha Joint...It's only 1am in Miami...Usually This is When Tha True Hotties are Walking IN, Not OUT of A Club, This Place Must be Low on Tha Score.

I'm really Getting Impatient, I'm already Tee'd Off That Night...Tha Heat Lost...Tha Lakers are Losing and Kobe has been broke so far..And I haven't Seen This Gurl Who I Really want in days...

My impatience is About 2 Hit Tha Floor!

So Some more Go in...Tha Line Moves...And Moves...And I'm about 2 Pull a "Okie Doke" Move i probably stole from Saved By Tha Bell and Sneak in with this group when..."Snip Snap".

This Plastic or Rubber Rope That is comparable 2 Those u see At DMV's Comes Crashing Down in Front Of Me and I'm like..."Oh...Crap!!"

I'm in Tha Worst Spot in Tha World Right Now...Tha First In Line Outside of Tha Club...I've never Been in that actual position before...Praying nobody TMZ doesn't Take a Picture of Me, cuz This Is Whack.

I'm touching This Ropey thing Watching C-List Club Kids Go in With a Care, I'm like I gotta Hit Tha Scene More Often, Cuz is A Real Life Illustration That Fame has not Fell into My Lap!!

'Ish was Crazy, after being in Ground Zero for some moments, I straight up told Homedude Tha Situation...Feeling like a Clubhead wanting 2 Get into a LA Sunset Drive Spot back in like 1987.

He hooked Me and My guy and His Gurl up, let us in, but I was Still on Emotion...Thinking I better See Some Studio 54 stuff up in here or Gonna Leave and Grab a Slurpie at Tha 7-11!

Learned another lesson with This Really Sexy Gurl who looked Like Jennifer Gardner only with Big Geeky Glasses and a Chanel bag...Make A Move, No Matter What. A Tough Lesson From Heaven.

Later I Saw Her On Stage Chopping it up With Tha DJ, While Dancing Away Trying Not 2 Drop Her Bottle of Beer...Super Hot Dolls Who Luv 2 Party. Story of My Life and Costner Kevin.

A Real Life Episode on Patience and Seeing Others go Where u Wanna Be, Feeling Like Your More Than Worthy but Are Getting Those 'Not Your Turn' Taunts.

U know, Life Can Be So Tough, But So Cool Too...It takes Every ounce Of Faith 2 Say this, but U Gotta Keep Fighting and Believing when it Looks Hopeless and Forget Tha Score and Just Lose Count.

Live Life Like You Are "Tha Sexiest Person Alive"...As If Jobs and Money and Overall Fun Magnetically Come Your Way, Take Tha Lessons and Do Whatever It Takes 2 Remove Any Doubt.

Yes, I've learned That Living here in South Beach or Even At That Joint Tha Other Night...But One Can Only Learned These Lessons, Once U've Finally Accepted That Tha Way 2 Fun & Luv is Most Tested...

Oh, I hate Tha Florida Gators So but...

Fun and Luv is MOST Tested and Perfected...By Going Through...

Tha Swamp.

Have a Fun Day!

Galaxia!