Pepe.

We Crack Our Fingers like Beethoven...as Once again we step up to These Keys.
Wondering What is Gonna Unfold on This Fourth of July Day Were Picnics are Tha Celebrity.
Somethang Weird is Brewing in Tha Air, and We Feel It...Like Crows Flocking Around Over Me.
Almost Like Its a Sign, that Our Life, This Diary and This "Fun" is Tha Place That is To Be.

Huh.

I Was Born on October 30th, 19...(Cough, Cough!), I Don't even remember Tha Year!
They Told Me It was During Tha "Miracle On Ice", but Numbers Don't Matter So Who Cares!
Told U Before 'Years' are for Amateur People...Us Life Seekers Live in Terms of 'Experiences' Lived With NO FEAR.
So Basically I'm Like 5 Experiences Young...Can't Drive, Still Haven't Had Sex, and No Able To Afford a Six Pack of Beer!

I've Wondered How Come I'm So Weird?  Wanting To Mix Tha Craziest Thangs To Become My Own Style.
That Could Be Me Eating Eggo Waffles For Dinner, With No Butter, and With Trader Joe's Turkey Burgers In Between...Tell Me That Sandwich Ain't Wild?
Or Me Being on My Hands and Knees at Target Looking for a Hot Wheel Toy Car, and Willing To Push Anybody out tha Way Who wants To Dig Inside MY Pile!
Then Me Writing About How I Want a Beautiful Gurl Who Looks Good Naked and Luvs Her Body...Yet Also Want a Doll Who Dresses like a Model From Tha Old TV Show Fashion File.

So I Wonder In Those Nine Months Before I Was Born, Did My Mama and Papa Know What They Were Creating?
Like...As They Were Getting Their Groove On, Did a Wacky Thought Cross Any of Their Minds While They Were "Mating"?
Did They Time Everythang Out So Perfectly, That Their Goal Was To Make a "Luv and Fun" Masterpiece Painting?
Thinking...'Tis' Tha Day Before Halloween'' Will Be Tha Day That a Kid Will Be Born...Who Got His Joy From Reading Books and Also Funfetti Cake Making?!

Today I'm Better Than I've Ever Been...And I Feel It...Like My Dreams are Beginning To Come True as I Once Thought.
Seems like Ages Ago When I Used To Be Tha Chaser...Now I Live Tha Lifestyle of Tha One Who's Being Sought.
People or Gurls From My Past...Are Now Just That...With Me Understanding What U Have 2 Go Through No Matter How Much U Show That U Should Be Bought.
There's a Process, Boy Is There Ever...To Climbing Tha Ladder of Success...And After Each Rung, U Listen To Mr. Pain, Who Gives U Lessons That No Other Teacher Has Ever Taught.

They Say Enjoy Tha Journey, and Life is an Adventure...Which is True...But For Somebody Who's Gonna Change Tha World, I've Had More Than Enough of Tha Endure.
I Think About Those Jobs That Didn't Come Ur Way, Or How Come U and This Gurl Didn't Hook Up For at Least "A Hang"...With Every One of Ur Intentions Being So Pure.
Or Those Nights When U Laid in Bed Thinking, "I'm Tha Best, Yet I'm Getting Nowhere With This.", Wondering if This Disease of Rejection Will Ever Have a Cure.
Think it's Those Moments When U Realize That "U Have To Go Through This"...No Matter How Much U Don't Understand, Or Hate It...Or How Sometimes Is Just Another Week Long Bore.

I Sit Here Tonight Almost as Open as I Can Be...Thinking About Two Subjects That Have Literally Taken Me Through Tha Ringer at Jefferson Cleaners.
That's Our Career and Our Love Life, Which I've Written About More Than Most...And How Those Trials Can Make U Almost Shave off Ur Hair, and Lose Any and All of Ur Positive Demeanor.
How Can U Have Gurls Showing U There Boobs, Out Tha Blue...and Flirt With U Constantly...Yet Tha One or Two U Want Have Over Their Eyes Tha Words..."Pro Athlete, $20 Million, and a Beamer".
Which Has U Thinking That's Alright But Wouldn't U Want Somebody Who's Gonna Be..."A Global Icon...With a $1 Billion Dollars, and Tha Spirit of an Unlimited Dreamer?"

It's About To Get Real Tonight...I Used 2 Get Very Upset When Somebody Didn't see What I Saw Or...When Things Didn't Exactly Fall My Way?
This Guy Doesn't Want 2 Spend a Weekend With You, and Ur Still With Him?  Or U Get a "I Got Ur Application...But..." Voicemail...That Really Just Ruined Ur Day.
It's Happened a Lot To Me...For Some Reason...But Tha More it Happened, The Better I Felt Like...It Happened Again, but I Survived It Before So...I Know Everythang is Gonna Be Ok.
Then That Strength Builds Up Like...I'm Gonna Prove Everybody Wrong, I PROMISE...And U Look To Ur Left and Right and Then Brush Ur Shoulders Off...Like Jay!

Almost Like Certain Thangs and Definitely People Had To Come Into ur Life To Motivate U, almost Just Like Passing Each and Every Super Mario Bros. Stage.
U Like a Certain Doll, an Episode Goes Down...U Erase another Number, Take Tha Lesson, and Then Literally Turn To Tha Next Page.
I Talk About Gurls A Lot Don't Eye?!  Let Me just Explain Myself, So There's No Confusion To Where I'm Coming From on This Subject, and How There's No Rage.
Guess Tonight's Post Has just Taken a Unforeseen Twist To Where I Was Going...Tha Door Is Now About To Be Open Up Wide Into Galaxia's Luv Zoo Cage.

Gurls Seemingly Have Intrigued Me For Some Time...From a First Kiss on Tha Street Corner of Spring Street...To Listening To Luv Songs By Babyface, Prince and My Main Guy...Jon B.
I've Always Had This Relationship With Tha Entire Gender...From Being Cool With Tha Hottest Gurls That Every Guy Wants To Be With 2 Tha Hottest Gurls That Every Gurl Wants 2 be with...U See.
Females Haven't Been My Lifelong Scientific Study, but For Many Years I've Seen My Relationships and Interactions with Gurls Turn Into a Great TV Show, and Definitely a Blockbuster Hollywood Movie.
I Kept My Episodes Secret, Not Wanting To Share My Zach Morris Lifestyle...But Over Tha Years I Had Just Never Seen or Heard Anythang Comproable To My MTV Show Documentary..Galaxia: Being Me.

As a Younger Version of Me, Cuz I'm Still a Kid, but Back in Tha Day I Used To Get Secretly Hyped To Some Biggie, Tupac, and I Guess For tha Nature of This Discussion Mr. Ladies Love Cool J.
I Was a Geek, I Guess, In terms of Doing My Homework, Or Never Have Gotten 'Plastered'...Yet I was a Secret Thug Who was Friends With Tha "It" Kids as Well As Tha Homies From Around Tha Way.
It was Interesting...People Ask Me, Quite a Bit Now...How Long Was My Longest Relationship?  I Never Had a Loooong One...I Mean, I Didn't Even Go To My Senior Prom...Guess It was All Work, No Play.
Not That I Didn't Know Gurls...Or What Not...Almost...Like Even Some of Tha Most Beautiful Dolls Who I Hung With, Saw That My Mind Was Focused on How My Name was Gonna Be in Lights One Day.

I was a Huge Fan of Tha Fashion and Definitely Tha "Supermodel Era" of Tha 90s...I mean...Linda, Naomi, Cindy...Toss in Daisy Fuentes and One of My Childhood Crushes, Niki Taylor...I Mean...OMG!
I Would See Them Everywhere From All Tha Magazines That I Would Read...TV Shows, To Music Videos...I Still Get Chills Whenever I See George Michael's Videos for "Freedom!" or "Too Funky"!
As A Kid...It was like I was Getting Exposed To Tha Most Beautiful Era of Gurls...To How They Influenced Pop Culture To Tha Lessons They Taught Me Dealing With Tha Paparazzi.
Almost like Unknowingly, A Standard Was Being Set To What I Define as Beautiful...It Wasn't just Tha Curves on Their Bodies...But Tha Attitude of..."I Know U Want Me."

So As I Look Back, I Think Tha Forces of Tha Galaxy Were Preparing My Eyes and Heart To What Was To Come, and How My Relationships With Gurls Will Take Ur Soul To Places Unknown.
Those Gurls Taught My Eyes Physically What I Like...But Now I Needed To Learn Tha Personalities of any Gurl, and How Gurls are Sometimes Viewed as Sex Toys That Gives Society a Permanent Frown.
I Would Meet Ladies Who Would Show Me What Beauty Looks Like From "Tha Inside"...And How a Strong and Positive Spirit is What a Real Woman is About...Whether or Not a King is on Her Arm Wearing a Crown.
Made Me Understand What Gurls Really Go Through, and That U Can't Take it Personal When a Gurl Doesn't Speak To You, or Is Looking Somewhat Down.

She Just Has a Lot on Her Mind...Things Tough for Me To Understand...Trying To Think About Her Own Love Life...Relationship With Her Parents...As Well as Issues Dealing With Growing Physically With Time.
Over Tha Years, I've Had Soooo Many Convos With Women in Their 20-30-40 "Experiences", That It Was Like I Was Taken a Decade Long Class To Prepare Me For Whenever I Would Get This Queen of Mine.
Topics of:  Menopause....Plastic Surgery...Big Bootys...Fake Personalities...What Tall Gurls Think...What Is Considered Cheating...Interracial Dating...Everythang U Can Think of Would Be in My Mental Notebook Lines.
Along With:  Why Gurls Treat Gay Guys Different from Straight Ones...How Long Til U Call After Getting a Phone #...Signs a Gurl Likes You..And How If a Gurl is in Luv...She's IN LUV...If I Didn't Take in These Lessons...I Woulda Been Blind!

But It Was Teens, Gurls, Ladies, and Women, Some Even Strangers...Giving Me Like This "Inside Code" To How Females Think and Act...I Loved Tha Convos and Q&A...Felt Like They Wanted Me To Be..."Their Guy".
Tha Male, that Not only Dudes Taught, but Gurls Shared in Making...A Person Who Would Use Tha Lessons To Do This Romance and Love Thang Right...Unlike Some Other Guys.
Now, I'm Not Knocking Any Dude and How They Treat Their Woman...Everybody's Different...Just Saying What Imput WOMEN Have Given Me...Almost Like a Daughter...Except I'm a Guy.
That's So True!  I've Been Treated Like a Sister and Daughter To a Lot of Gurls and Women...Which Is Why Yes, I'm a Man's Man...But Also a "Ladies Molded" Type of Guy.

And I Take All Those Lessons To Heart...I've Shared Some Stories...While Others I've Kept To My Chest...Cuz Sometimes Those Gems are Only For You...And Nobody Else Is Worthy To Know.
So As I Began That Era of Finding My Cinderella...I Had Tha Swagger of I've Seen Tha Best, and I'm Freaking Hot...So Who's Gonna Be Tha First Gal in Austino's Reality Dating Show.
Still Remember Tha First Gurl I Really Approached, Back When I Did...Saw Her...Mad Cute...Sexy Face, Business Dress, Mexicana Mommy...Within 2 Minutes Got Her Digits, It Felt So Easy, I Was as High as Johnny Depp in Tha Movie...Blow.
It Was That Moment Though, Which Took Me From Tha Practice Lab To Crazy Battlefields of Luv...And How Not To Be Fooled By Tha Chanel Bags, Pretty Smile and Tha MAC Makeup of Glow.

This is Ultra Open 2night Ain't It....Oh Well.

So...To Put Blankly...So Much Confusion Would Come Upon Me?  On One Hand, I Got Tha Sexiest Gurls in My Phone and Life...Yet, How Come I Haven't Found That Perfect Mate?
Like...This Gurl Is Wanted By Every Guy But Wants To Be With Me...But When I Try To Get With This Gurl...She Doesn't Even Want a Playdate?
I'm Not Tha Only One Who's Thought or Been Through That...And If U Haven't Good For You...Cuz It Ain't Fun Being Tha Last Pea To be Eating on Tha Crate and Barrel Plate.
U Sit Their Getting Poked...Or Not Getting Poked (Wink!)...By Forks Who Just Want To Play With You, and Look at You...Knowing That Ur Good For Them...But Would Rather Simply Ignore This Opportunity Presented By Fate.

As I Used To Go Home or To Tha Dorm Room Or Hotel Room and Jot in My Diary About Another Episode To Add To My Future Script To My BioPic Movie Made in Pixar.
I Began To Realize And Simply Accept That My Life is not Like Tha Norm...Cuz I'm Not Gonna Attract Tha Norm Type of Gurls..I Don't Date Gurls Who Honor...But Gurls Who Actually Set Tha Bar.
Even As I Think Upon Tha Last Year, I Wouldn't Say I Was Selling Myself Short, But...I Was Enamored With Certain Gurls Who Weren't Best For Me and Forgetting About Tha Butterfly in Tha Jar.
U May Ask What That Means, Well I'll Explain That Right Now...

As a Guy of My Ego, Personality and Resources...It Used To Be Frustrating When U Don't See What U Know Is Possible...Or...Ah...How Can I Say This?  When Somethang Isn't Within Reach.
Like For Instance...If Tha Type of Gurl Who Turns You On is a Gurl Who's Japanese, likes Classical Music, and Luvs To Hit Tha Club...Sometimes U Can Forget That She Can Exist and Just Go For Anythang That Rolls Upon Ur Beach.
It's Like My Grandad Used 2 Say...If Ur Were Born an Eagle, but Hang Around Chickens...U Must Remember That Ur an...Eagle...But Environment or Lack Thereof Can Make U Be Attracted To Any Peach.
U Figure...I'm Not Gonna Meet That Japanese Gurl, So I Might as Well Go For Whatever Cuz I Quote Unquote "Have Needs", Not Knowing That Ur Dream Gurl Has Just Moved Near Ur Beach.

Does That Make Sense?

So I....And I Shouldn't Admit This...But I Forgot Who I Was For a Moment's Time?  Not just from a Physical Standpoint But Tha Standard To Who I Think is My Type of Gurl.
It Was Like...I Like a Gurl Who Drinks Wine Not Whiskey, but Since This Wine Gurl Doesn't Have That Combo I Like Around Here, I'll Just Put My Effort Into Tha Whiskey One...and Give Her a Twirl.
When Ur Around a Big Dreamer, and Somebody Who's Seen A LOT, and Knows What They Want, and Have Yet To Get It, U Can Sometimes See Their Standards of What Made Them Who They Are...Drop With Tha Rest of Tha World.
That's Why Tha Hardest Thang in Life is...To Be Yourself...Cuz Being Different Brings More Attention, More Tests of Faith Within, and More Tha Want To Be Like Others Who Don't Have To Work For Their Bicep Curls.

U Think...Everybody Else is Doing It...They Getting By...I'm Losing Out Doing It Tha "Right Way"...I Can't Take It Anymore...So Let's...Just...Settle...For Not Ms. Right...But Ms. or Sometimes Mrs. Right Now.
That's Why My Last Diary of 'Universo' Was in Some Ways a Classic, Cuz Ur Never Gonna See Me In That Element Again...Of Tha Struggle of a Hopeless Romantic with tha Fire Burning With a Scowl.
Feels Like a Lifetime Ago With Those Gurls and Stories and Poems Cuz It Was...Now U Get Galaxia 2.0, Where I'm Comfortable To Who I Am, What I Want, Which Gurls I Like Who's Stocks are as High as Tha Dow.
Getting Back To tha Subject of My Luv Life...A Lot Has Been Invested in Me, from Friends and Strangers Alike...And Everythang U Get Presently is a Culmination of What Sexiness Looks Like When U Don't Wave in Tha Towel.

I'm Gonna Stop...For Some Reason...I Got a Lot More To Say, but Maybe There May or May Not Be a Part Two.
Tonight I'm Soooooo Ultra Open, Wondering If Whoever I Become Friends With or Even Date on Tha Female Tip Will Look At This Thang and Not Want To Become a Part of This Galaxian Zoo.
Dude...I'm Not Concerned About Money...Or Fame...I Got That Stuff...I'm Gonna Get That Stuff...Right Now I'm Only Thinking About How I Can Have Fun and Turn Somebody's Cloudy Skies Into Ones That are Ever So Blue.
Said That Tha World Has Never Seen Me in This Galaxian State of Mind...I'm Close To Getting Everythang I Want...And I Can Only Thank Those Who Have Helped Mold Me...Into Becoming....

Tha Real Life Version Of...

Pepe Le Pew.


Sans Tha Smell Of Course!!

Ciao My Friends!
Galaxia!