We Got No Clue, No Inkling...Our Pen is In A Weird Pre-Flight.
Just Gonna Let It Go, Like These Mosquitos Lately With All These Itchy Bites!
Dawg, I've Felt like I Was Sleeping on A Safari, With Covers Held Ziplock Tight.
U Know When You Want Something Bad Enough, Nothing Can Stop You.
That Funky Feeling U Get Under Ur Nose...Sooner or Later You Get That..."Ahhh-Chew!!"
Being Denied What U Think is Rightfully Yours...Asking People If God is On Tha Legal Defendant List of 'Never Sue.'
Tired Of Tha Games, Tha 'Coulda Beens'...Ready 2 Puke Every Time U See Miss Piggy Kiss Kermit...Feeling Like U've Ran Outta Answers 2 What 2 Do.
Right Now, I'm Really On A NASA Mission Cuz I Want Tha Heart.
Not in A Mike Tyson, 'I'm Gonna Eat Ur Kids!' Type of Way...Oh, No! In That I Want No Part.
Ahhh, I'm Over Talking Bout Gurls and Luv but Whatever...Evidently This Is Our Saturday Start.
Before Tha Cartoons or Bowl of Corn Flakes, Let's Shop Here At Luv's Quickie Mart.
(I ain't Gonna Lie, There's A Gurl on My Mind Right Now...I Know, When Is There Not, Right?!!...But For Her...I Give My All.)
I Begin This Drive 2 Luv's Pick Up and Go...Not Knowing What 2 By.
Just Heard 'The Greatest of All Time' just Passed...Thanx Mr. Ali...What a Guy.
But I'm on This Morning Route Wondering Now 2 Get This Gal 2 Feel My Vibe.
Everything is Closed, Since it's Tha Weekend...Mayor Cupid Has Silly Laws That We Are Forced 2 Abide.
Tha Other Day There Was a Rumor on No Kissing By Tha City Pool...I Was Just Like...'What??!!'
That's Like My Favorite Spot...To Neck and Make Out...Re-Elect Cupid My Butt!
One Time Me and This Vicki Secret Angel Got Caught in Tha Act...What a Pair of Wings! I Just Couldn't Get Enough.
Until...This Neighborhood Cop Walked By...We Got Out Dripping Wet...His Nightstick Froze When He Saw Her Thornless Rose and Perfect Reese's Cups!
Yeah, Those Were Tha Days...When I Would Have Gals Borderline Go Bonkers...Just 2 Land Inside My Passenger Car Seat.
Now This Car Lot of Beauty is a Tad More Vacant...Still Got A Few Foreigns, Just Not An Entire Fleet.
Once Daffy Duck Got Outta Jail, My Inventory Went Way Down...A Guy Whose Looney and Has Money...Well...He Ruined My Week!
Now I'm Fighting 2 Stay in Business Per Se...Hoping That It's Still Cool 2 Be A Gentleman, A Nerd...An Egomaniac and A Freak!
Now I Heard About This Place From a Nameless Gal...Who Heard About it On Tha Darkside Of 'Tha Gram'.
U know When U Type in Hashtag...'Lace' or 'Boobs' or 'Molly'...Your Whole 'Posts You Would Like' Feed Goes Into A Jam!
Now Your Getting Videos Of Wild Vegas Parties...Alabama Gurls Getting Grape Jelly Licked From Tha Inside of Their Belly Button...It's Like Ur Entire Instagram Just Went HAM!
Yeah...That's Where This Person Heard About This One Stop Storefront...For Tha Sake of Tha Story...Let's Just Call Her...Sam.
Traffic Stinks As We Are On Our Way...I just Wonder What Could Be Inside This Store?
Could it Be Tha Things That Aren't Made For TV? Like A Wax Candle Straw That Spells Out 'SEX' as U Begin 2 Pour?!
I'm Actually Looking For A Bag of Candy Hearts...As U Can Tell I'm Still a Romantic 2 My Core.
But I need Some Help...There's This Gurl Who's On My Mind...And I wanna Be Tha One 2 Open Her Heart's Door.
There it is...I See It Now...This Place Looks a Tad Shady...It Reminds Me of Tha Place Where All That Stuff Went Down With Seth and McLovin.
It Looks So Abandon, Plywood Boards Everywhere...It's Like Someone Got A Booty Call from Columbia and Dropped Everything and Left Tha Country All of A Sudden!
I'm Walking Around...Awww...Somebody Spray Painted 2 Hearts and An Umbrella Together...What Does That Read? 'Luv Always! 2008. Rhianna and Benjamin Button!'
How Cute! Maybe This Place Is 'Tha Spot'...Tha Door Looks Sorta Open...Does Anyone Else Notice That As Well When U Go 2 A Drug Dealers House?! If Tha Feds Are Listening...U Heard Nuthin'!!
'Hey Yo Yo!!!' I Can't See Winnie Tha Pooh Up in Here...Where's Tha Light Switch? Boy, Tha Dust is Off Tha Charts!
'Cough! Cough!' Man, I'm Getting My Air Max's All Dirty, just Because I Want 2 Win This Gurl's Heart.
It Ain't Even Valentine's Day...'OUCH!!!'...What Was That? I'm Feeling on Tha Wall...I'm Feeling, I'm Feeling...I Wish They Let Me Do This At KOD...I Would be Making it Rain On Those Sweet Tarts!
Oh, I got Something...Yeah...'Click!'...Whoa! This Place is Crazy! It's Like A Luv Emporium...I Think I might Need 2 Pick Up A Shopping Cart.
Now, I Had A Shopping List in My Back Pocket...Eh, There it is...Of What I need 2 Pick Up 2 Get A Gurl 2 Say...'Yes!'
Ok... 3 Bottles of Swag...A 'Let's Play Cops' Toy Set...2 Bottles Of Whip Cream...After That Varsity Blues Thing, I mean...True Luv Is First Licked In Tha Chest!
U know What, There's So Much Stuff in Here, I might just Walk Around...Just 2 See...She's a Special Gal...But I Have 2 Prove 2 Her That I'm Tha Absolute Best!
So That When She Wakes Up Every Morning... She Always Has A Smile...I Want My Presence Felt In-Person...Or Sometimes Through A Text.
Let's Start Over Here...Hot Wheels Cars!!! Why Are They in Here? Ohhh...Girls Must Only Date Guys With Hot Rides, I Get It...Let Me Browse Through.
Bentley...Alfa Romeo...Benz...Where's Tha Ferrari?! Where's Tha Ferrari??!! Yes!!! They Got it In Purple and In Pink...I Guess I'll Pick up Two.
It Doesn't Have a Price on It. Huh? Whatever, I gotta Have These...Once I Show Her These Babies, I'll be Sure 2 Get an 'I Luv You!'
Oh Snap! They Got A Flower Section over Here...Let Me Check It Out...Every Great Story of Luv Begins...Roses Are Red...And Violets Are Blue!
This Place Looks Like An Old Carl Jr.'s Spot! Something bout A Girl Eating A Burger in A Swimsuit...Anyways...These Flowers Smell So Pretty.
I Have No Idea What She Likes...She Could Be A Rocker Chick, but Black Roses ain't Cool...Not Tha Way 2 Tha Kitty.
She Has A Pretty Smile With Great Teeth...These White Tulips Are Nice, U Think She'll Get Tha Correlation? That's So Weak. No Wonder I'm Single Like Walter Mitty.
I Guess I'll just Grab These Yellow Ones...It Kind of Compliments Her Skin Tone...Boy, if My Guys Were 2 Know That I'm in Her This Morning, They'll Make Me Leave Tha City!
Alright. Oh!! I need 2 Get Some Breakfast, I Have 2 Get 2 Crackel Barrel Early, We Know That Folks Go Nuts over Grits, Eggs and Flapjacks.
I need Tha Ultimate Gift For Her...One Where She Really Notices Me...These Girs Nowadays Are Like Private Eyes...It Takes All Tha Vowels and Vows To Make Their Emotions Crack!
Dang it! They Ran Outta Swag, What Is That Etched On Tha Wooden Shelf...'Drake Was Here!'...Man, This Guy...Him and His Dudes from Tha '6' are Costing Me Some Bedroom Smacks!
Please...What Else...There's an Aisle For Jewelry...Nahh...Perfume?...Getting Closer...There!! It's Over There! I Haven't Felt This Good Since Fruit Roll-Ups Went to A 10 Pack!
A Box of 'Fun', I can't believe They Even Make This Thing. Whoever Made This is A Genius Fa Sure.
Let's Read Tha Box...It's Written in French. Whatever Right? I mean, it has A Heart on Tha Front...With Tha Eiffel Tower...Speaking of Which, Tha Euro to Dollar Ratio is Hurting Tha Cargo Industry More and More!
Enough With Tha Sidetracks, my Tummy is Beginning 2 Growl...Man, I'm Gonna Be A Tad 'Ghetto' Right Here...I'm Gonna Open This Box Up, I'll hate 2 Give This 2 Her and It be Nuthing but Black & Whites Full of Yesterday's News and Box Scores.
Let Me See...I hope They Don't have Cameras Around...But For Her Happiness, Any Luv Crime Committed is Worth A Box Up Tore.
Oh My! That's What I Call Amore! That's Italian I know, but...Look. 2 Wine Glasses. A Bottle of Wine From 1969...Huh. There's a Hidden Joke in There Somewhere I just know.
Some Crackers and Cheese...A DVD Cartoon Set of "PePe Le Pew's Greatest Hits!" Now We're Talking...U Pop in That Bad Boy and She be Like A 'Biggie! Biggie! Biggie!' Late Night Show!
I'm Finna Get This...But A Box That's Unopened, U Know How We Roll...As I Always Say...It Ain't A Gift Without A Bow.
I Gotta Leave This Place and Get Me Something 2 Eat...I Hope This Does Tha Trick...My Dream is 2 One Day Wake Up Next 2 Her and See Her in All Her Morning Glow!
I Don't See Know Registers, So I'll just Sca-Dattle And Hop Back in Tha Ride, and Pull off Before Anybody Knew I Was Here.
That was A Cool Mom and Pop Joint, I Gotta Come Back Whenever I need More Help...Next Time I'm Coming For Some Kinky Halloween Gear.
I Just Have 2 Have Her...She's Tha Only Gurl For Me...I mean She Also Likes Cartoons, and Sports and Disney Tidbits Like How Bambi Really Wasn't A Deer!
This Just Has 2 Work..."HAS TO!!!" Ok. I'm Back Home Now. Take A Shower. Head out for Breakfast. And Then Ask This Gurl 2 Come Over. I Knew 2016 Was Gonna Be My Year!
I Take off My Clothes, Jump In Tha Shower, and As I'm Lathering Up My Silhouette, I can't Help But Laugh, at Tha Day Ahead and How My Luv Life is Made For TV.
Hop out Tha Shower, With Tha Confidence of A Golden State Warrior, and Notice a Voicemail Alert On My IPhone...It's From My 'Dream Gurl' Which Makes it Even More Exciting 2 See.
It Simply is A Message of Emojis...A 'Smiling Face With A Purple Heart and A Two Finger Peace Sign', A Symbol That Shows She's Now My Gal, and Someone I'm So Proud 2 Call 'Ms. Galaxy'.
I Take A Glance at Our Goodie Bag From Earlier, Then Look At Her Now Simple Yet Heartfelt Text..
And I Smile With Only One Conclusion in Mind...
Always Remember No Matter What...
That Truly The Best Things In Life...
Are..
Free.
With Luv. 2 That Special Future Gal!
I Holla! Peace.
Galaxia.
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